Vending Machine

StinkomanFan

you get a heaping pile of robots

I put in a puppy

Ray-The-Sun

You get Nintendogs (God I hate it...)

I put in whatever will get me the essay I'm writing finished easy.

Ugly Bird

You get an entirely new and different brain.

I put in a happy-box.

StinkomanFan

you get a tv

i put in a bird

Ray-The-Sun

You get out The Word.

I put it ssen-sdrawkcaB

metalkombat

You get Ness. ssen-sdrawkcaB must have looked in a mirror.

I put in a cheese wheel.

Ray-The-Sun

You get out an edible Car tire (Tastes like Roadkilled liquorice)

I put in whatever will give me out something to help my essay!

metalkombat

You get a note that says "Get off the forums and put more effort into concentrating."

I put in a pair of tennis shoes.

Ray-The-Sun

You get an issue of "Tennis King!" (Its a real manga I saw at some book shoppe)

I put in a Pen. That is Mighty. -Er.

metalkombat

You get an original masterpiece.

I put in a voice recording of my dog woofing.

Darkblade07

you get a dog woofing

i put in a bunch of gifs

metalkombat

You get epilepsy.

I put in someone else's hairbrush.

Darkblade07

you get someone elses tooth brush

i put in twenty five dollers

Ray-The-Sun

you get £200

I put in ¤200,000¤ (Thats Universal Currency... I think...)

StinkomanFan

You get $5

I put in antirikurox's skull

Ugly Bird

You get a celebratory parade.

I put in favorite food.

the_napoleon

You get favorite food product, made from real favorite food.

I insert a yoga DVD.

Guy in a Box

You get a Blendtec blender.

I put in a ring of Mini colored Sharpies.

metalkombat

You get a colorful doodle.

I put in the most advanced piece of technology available.

StinkomanFan

you get a rock

I put in MySpace

metalkombat

You get Facebook.

I put in a glass of cold, refreshing water.

Ugly Bird

You get a refreshing cold glass of herbal tea with a dead gummi worm floating in it.

I put in some Swedish Meatballs.

metalkombat

You get a box of frozen meatballs from Walmart.

I put in a VCR.

Mouldcube

you get the abbreviation thread. Very Colourful robots.

I put in the cure for any desease that may develop in the future.

Guy in a Box

You get a rock.

I put in a box of Jimmy Dean's Home-Cooked Sausage.

Mouldcube

you get a box of Derik the vikings sausages, and food poisoning.

I put in the essence of the word "antidisenstablishmentarianism"

Ugly Bird

You get the red squiggly line that appears underneath something you misspelled when using Word.

I put in an entire seven car pile-up.

Mouldcube

you get 7 seven car pile-ups, lucky.

I put in a request for luck for myself.

Guy in a Box

You get a piano dropped on your head. -10 HP

I put in the four days I get off from school because we're at the end of the first semester.

Ray-The-Sun

You get the Three-Day extension (I got) for an Essay.

I put in Some Nazis Some Pigmasks.

metalkombat

You get something completely unrelated to what you put it. Perhaps some spaghetti.

I put in an angry little man.

StinkomanFan

you get a happy tall woman

I put in a corn cob

Ray-The-Sun

You get the Nemesis, a weapon bestowed onto man by a Goddess, And is only useful in skilled hands... Also, It shoots duckies at level 3 (Doukutsu Monagatari)

I put in a Knife

EDIT:
Damn stinko, That refrence I did is gold.

metalkombat

You get a bigg nife.

I put in a mousepad with a picture of my dog on it.

Ray-The-Sun

You get your clothes padded with mice, dogs and then set on fire and dumped in a vat of pure fat

I put in "Merry christmas Charlie Brown!"

Ugly Bird

You get "It's the Great Pumkin, Charlie Brown".

I put in several decades worth of rubbish*.

* look at me, I used a mostly British term.

Ray-The-Sun

You get several decades worth of Starbucks Coffee and Sub rolls*
Yes, We have them here.

I put in OKTOBERFEST!

Ugly Bird

You get the essence of public drunkenness.

I put in an un-ugly bird that I am envious of, and want to get rid of.

Ray-The-Sun

You get some Barbed-Wire, a Butterfly Knife, a .357, and the abillity to turn into a Rabil/Ravil at will.

I put in a copy of Doukutsu Monagatari(Cave Story) on Wiiware.

The Burninator

You get a full memory message.

I put in an original copy of Sam and Max Hit the Road.