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a for the lulz adventure

deadlinejondeadlinejon
edited June 2009 in Forum Games
its like the other adventures, exept i will only pick the commands that have a > in front of it, and make me laugh.


you wake up in a dark room. the only things you have are a lighter and a endless box of the best cartoon weapon ever: dinomite. you think you should get that glass of orange juice over there, but theres a ant guarding it. do something.
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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > scream at the top of your lungs, and do a dance, with all luck, the ant will be scared off.

    oh, and just so you know, it's spelt dynamite.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > blow up the ant with dinomyte
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    you set the dinomite on fire from a safe distance. it goes boom like expeced, but now there is a glass with no juice in it, just a portal. and you notice that there is a rope in the room too. what now?
  • SidGarciaSidGarcia
    edited December 2008
    >Take rope
    >Spell check your posts before posting them
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    you take the rope. try using it. in a way thats original.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > cut rope in half and use them as hair extensions.
  • splash1splash1
    edited December 2008
    >Eat the brick wall!!!!
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    splash1 wrote: »
    >Eat the brick wall!!!!

    theres a brick wall? heck, you should do that when there IS a brick wall.
    as you think of this, a pencil falls from the ceiling into your inventory.
    oh, the ant came back btw.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    how about this?
    you drop dynomite into te portal while the fuse is lt. now what happns?
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > jump onto the dynamite

    > save game
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    the dinomyte is down the portal, so your gonna have to jump into the portal, but before, you save game. you jump down portal. you wake up in a dark room. and for some reason you had a pocket rocket this whole time, but you never tried to use it.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    oh, and in the invatory you have a ROCKET, DYNOMYTE, ROPE, EMPTY GLASS and MISTeRY ITEM X.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited March 2009
    >Eat MISTeRY ITEM X
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    ok, but first make a wild guess at what MISTeRY ITEM X is please.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited March 2009
    > Suggest that MISTeRY ITEM X is a cart with ham in it

    then

    > Eat a pony
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    hey why not? you eat the ham and not the shopping cart. oh hey your on the top of mount everest now.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited March 2009
    > Throw the kart down Mt. Everest

    > Make the above a phrase what players will write when they have no idea of what to type in as a command (Like "> Throw baby" or "> Give Sam some orange juice")
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited March 2009
    >Make a flying leap to Africa.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    loading picture for meatalkombats request...
    this is why i wont use pictures that often.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    now your in africa. theres a plane, a lion and a hint.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited March 2009
    > Throw the kart down Mt. Everest
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited March 2009
    >Feed hint to lion.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    you feed the hint to the lion and now its a stratigy guide that can eat small animals.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited March 2009
    > say you're a small animal and run for it.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    NOT a smart idea. you die. gaem ov3r.
    you start at the start again but with no items.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited March 2009
    >Tackle the ant!
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    you miss. and fall into your auto save game back tho the hint, lion and that plane.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited March 2009
    >Feed lion to hint.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited March 2009
    > Throw the kart down Mt. Everest
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    you feet the lion to the hint. now you have a lion that knows all in the universe.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited March 2009
    > ask it where the toilet is.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    you do and he says it is 5 miles left, and then 2 miles up.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited March 2009
    > walk 5 miles right, and then 2 miles down.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    you do that. and then you find the tool set for that plane.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited March 2009
    >Throw tool set at plane.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited March 2009
    > pick up the tool set, THEN throw it at the plane.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited March 2009
    > Use the tool set to turn the plane into a time machine
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    sucsess. now what?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited March 2009
    > Go back to the time when the Declaration of Independence was written, kill the guy who wrote it in secret, and claim that it was you who wrote it
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited March 2009
    >Go back 2 minutes in time, push yourself over, laugh, and go back to present time.
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