Nintendo game Crossover Series

Ray-The-Sun

Bassically, its a Cross over of Nintendo game, and any characters can appear (as long as they are from a Nintendo game- Sonic characters count, MGS characters don't).

I'll start off;
Captain Falcon is walking down the road when he suddenly taunts...

Ugly Bird

a bush. The bush gives no reaction. This makes captain Falcon feel...

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Triumphant. He has just taunted a bush! he gloriusly laughs and then continues walking when he gets hit by...

Snicklin

...Strong Bad! Strong Bad then asks him to...

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...Falcon punch Fox. Because he has so much goddamned luck with Krystal, So C. Falcon...

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Falcon Punches SB into a different thread because.....

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...HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE! But he still decides to accept because he likes how Krystal...

Ugly Bird

Smells. Very minty. Also he really doesn't like Fox, because he...

StinkomanFan

cooked Pichu. Pikachu walks up and...

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Dies, because no-one likes him. And then Falco comes and beats the Crap out of C. Falcon because...

StinkomanFan

He stole his nickel.

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Falco emerges victorious and decides to kill Zelda, The king of the Zoras and ROB, because...

Mouldcube

...they are all wearing t-shirts saying "Falco sucks". Falco then goes mental and...

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...Eats a heaping bowl of Pikmin because...

Mouldcube

...olimar left them lying about and that was stupid of him. suddenly...

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...Balloonman EXPLODES knocking some sense into Falco and he decides to destroy Andross because...

Snicklin

...he is evil! Once Falco defeats him, Homestar...

StinkomanFan

runs to....

Mouldcube

...get mr. game and watch, who...

Snicklin

...shoots...

Mouldcube

...mrs. game and watch. Mr. game and watch realises there isn't a mrs. game and watch and then...

StinkomanFan

cries....

Mouldcube

...blood. Luigi is scared of the sight of blood and runs to...

HomsarGuy

Antartica where he uses his BFG on a...

Mouldcube

...koopa troopa, which informs...

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...Oikonny that...

Mouldcube

...mario has turned into...

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...A mentally Challenged Koopa because he thinks peach is...

Mouldcube

...a purple yoshi with bad breath. suddenly...

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Krystal (:D) comes out of nowhere and does an attractive dance in the Skimpiest outfit you can imagine, and then Fox yells; "Holy Crap! Thats...

Mouldcube

...overused" and then does a tiny dance and...

StinkomanFan

Screams. Shigero Miyamoto comes in and asks WTF happening?

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Krystal then answers "Nothing, Mr. Miyamoto. I was just... Umm... Summoning rain to come down so that Petey Piranha would grow." and Shigsy says...

Mouldcube

..."Don't believe you", and then a vortex opens up in space releasing primids to...

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...Eat Shigsy's shoes because they are whats making him so pushy and Not-Attracted-To-Krystal. Suddenly, the Halberd comes flying into view and...

StinkomanFan

stalks....

Mouldcube

...satoru iwata, who...

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..Says (in Japanese) "WTF!? HOW COME I'M BEING STALKED BY THE SPACESHIP OF A WEIRD BLUE BLOB KNIGHT!?". Just then, Kirby pops out of Krystal's Arwing (the Cloud Runner) and he...

StinkomanFan

Says something that offends Ness.

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...ness then uses PK fire on Dr. mario who was treating...

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Ninten (from Mother) because he got his left leg burnt by...