Serious Sci-Fi Adventure(s)

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  • edited February 2009
    "Thanks Jinxi, But Who're you talking about again?"
    "That freakin' idiot Parrot."
    "Ohhh..."
    And speak of the Devil, In came a blue Falcon
    "I ain't no damned Parrot, Alright?!"
    "Whatever, Parrot, Just Shut up and don't get in my Way."
    "Why do ya have to be so hard on Crush Jenx?"
    "Yea', Why ya' so damned hard on me?"
    "Look, Parrot, Shut up or I'll punch you, OKAY?"
    The last person to come, Crusher Falcon, Is a guy who never, EVER, EVER, shuts up, And likes to keep it that way.

    "Gentlemen, Now that We're all here, We shall start the meeting then, Yes?"
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    > start meeting.
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    "This better be important. I shouldn't be here. It's not good for my health." Says NyfeMan (He's a dragon, Can't think of anything subtle for it =S).
    "Quite'cha Whinin'!" Yells Crush.
    "GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!"
    "...Sorry" they say simultaneously.
    "Now, as you all know, something weird has been going on, As there have been numerous reports of odd creatures in the area
    "Yeah"
    "Yes"
    "Mm-Hm"
    "Duh"
    "Yes, Well apparently this has been the start of some kind of hostile force advancing,"
    "Well what the heck ahre we supposed to do about it?" Yells Crush.
    "I'm getting to that! Well, I have sent classified information somewhere, And I fear it may have been located by one of these creatures. But the point is; Someone has set off the relay signal; Someone has the Stinger."
    "...You didn't send out THAT did you?" says Jenx
    "*sigh* I did, But if I can get a second message to it, Hopefully we can get help."
    "Oh great, We're placing all our planet's safety in the hands of a 'What If'" yells Rinx
    Smack.
    "Shut your mouth and listen to the girl. Carry on."
    "Yes, If someone will help with the Encryption on the message-"
    "Which I will"
    "-Which Nyfeman, Will, I'll try and get as much info as possible on these creatures. We meet back here in a month, Agreeed?"
    "Agreed"
    "Agreed"
    "Agreed"
    "'Greed"
    "Perfect."

    You wait for everyone to leave the warehouse and set off yourself, Wearing a red cloak, You attempt to make your way back.
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    > look for something to tell you about the creatures.
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    (You're undercover, Why would you do something that stupid?)
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    > go back to where you started.
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    You head back to the palace... Or at least try to before someone pulls you into the street syaing "They're after you, Follow me". He is wearing a black Hooded-Trenchcoat.
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    > ask why you should trust him.
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    All he does is turn around and say "...Sephas..." and immediately you say "I'm right brhind you."
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    -follow him
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    You follow him as he leads you through some alleys, and eventually you end up at the Subway Station.
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    > ask why he's brought you here.
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    He Says "We're headed to the Balcony, It's a nickname, I'll explain much more on the way."
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    -get on subway.
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    > follow him some more.
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    You get on the Subway And he explains Everything about his organization...
    _______________

    -Arcada-
    --Hallosa--

    The town of Hallosa, A very minor area on the planet, Is home to the Roguish Redde, a trouble maker with incredible amounts of luck, As if he had a Rabbit's foot charm.

    (Aaaaand You're playing as him now)
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    > look about for a fight.
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    You walk into some insignificant bar and decide to pick a Scrap with someone...
    There! A huge stupid looking toad. He'll be perfect.
    "Hey, Your Mother must'a been Smokin' or Somethin' while she was pregnant, 'Cuz you look Ugly as heck!"
    "What did you say, Little-Man?"
    Smack.
    With a single blow, He's down to the floor. You've made quite a mess here, Be prepared for one massive Bar-Brawl.
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    > fight your way to the exit.
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    You dodge and hit your way to the Bar's exit, all while saying dated one liners...
    "Whose the Toughguy now, Toughguy?"
    Smack.
    "I've seen smarter people read Gossip magazines!"
    Smack.
    "You Missed a spot!"
    Smack.
    Eventually, you find yourself at the exit... Aaaand everyone else except the barkeep is on the floor. You yell "Put the damages on their tab!" as you exit.
  • edited February 2009
    > あなたの家への頭部

    ...oh wait, did I write that right?
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    You あなたの家への頭部, a Nice little place that you bought with the money that 'appeared' in your wallet over the years.
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    >Give next door neighbors a cieche.
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    You do so and they just say "Umm... Thanks, But ever since you gave us that half cup of sugar, We decided that we don't want whatever you were giving us.

    Damnit, You thought you'd finally get rid of them with this Bomb.
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    > pull the tiles off thier roof >: )
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    You pull off the tiles of their roof and using 'Ad-Hai-Save', Stick them onto all their windows, Doors, and their lawn.

    ...Oh, and you didn't make the amateur mistake of leaving fingerprints >=D.
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    > steal a television from the nearest shop, then stick that to the neighbours house as well.
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    You go to the nearest electronics supplier, and Steal a televison...

    ...and by 'Televison' I mean the entire store itself.
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    > give the shopkeeper a 'tap' on the nose, and by 'tap', I mean a huge punch hard enough to make a hole in metal.
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    You give him a nice 'Tap' on the nose.

    He's on the floor now. I hope you don't mind the sight of 'Tomato Sauce'.
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    > あなたのハンバーガーにトマトソースを使用します。
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    >Carry entire store (man, you have a muscular Inventory) to your neighbor's house. Proceed to stick it to the wall/dump it on top of their house.
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    Snicklin wrote: »
    > あなたのハンバーガーにトマトソースを使用します。

    You're not THAT messed up in the head.
    >Carry entire store (man, you have a muscular Inventory) to your neighbor's house. Proceed to stick it to the wall/dump it on top of their house.

    You're strong, Not god.
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    > 壁への棒犬。
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    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > 壁への棒犬。

    Is that 'Stick a dog to a wall' because if so, No.


    ...'Cuz rabbits don't like dogs!
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    that it is RTS, that it is.

    > ask what the point of all this is, then rest on the answer being "it's fun".
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    You contemplate, and decide that the answer is 'It's Fun!' and think about going and getting some sleep.
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    > sleep, sleep is fun
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    You go back to your house to sleep, but you wake up to a loud and mysterious crash...
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    > find the crash, hoping to start a fight.
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