"Thanks Jinxi, But Who're you talking about again?"
"That freakin' idiot Parrot."
"Ohhh..."
And speak of the Devil, In came a blue Falcon
"I ain't no damned Parrot, Alright?!"
"Whatever, Parrot, Just Shut up and don't get in my Way."
"Why do ya have to be so hard on Crush Jenx?"
"Yea', Why ya' so damned hard on me?"
"Look, Parrot, Shut up or I'll punch you, OKAY?"
The last person to come, Crusher Falcon, Is a guy who never, EVER, EVER, shuts up, And likes to keep it that way.
"Gentlemen, Now that We're all here, We shall start the meeting then, Yes?"
"This better be important. I shouldn't be here. It's not good for my health." Says NyfeMan (He's a dragon, Can't think of anything subtle for it =S).
"Quite'cha Whinin'!" Yells Crush.
"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!"
"...Sorry" they say simultaneously.
"Now, as you all know, something weird has been going on, As there have been numerous reports of odd creatures in the area
"Yeah"
"Yes"
"Mm-Hm"
"Duh"
"Yes, Well apparently this has been the start of some kind of hostile force advancing,"
"Well what the heck ahre we supposed to do about it?" Yells Crush.
"I'm getting to that! Well, I have sent classified information somewhere, And I fear it may have been located by one of these creatures. But the point is; Someone has set off the relay signal; Someone has the Stinger."
"...You didn't send out THAT did you?" says Jenx
"*sigh* I did, But if I can get a second message to it, Hopefully we can get help."
"Oh great, We're placing all our planet's safety in the hands of a 'What If'" yells Rinx Smack.
"Shut your mouth and listen to the girl. Carry on."
"Yes, If someone will help with the Encryption on the message-"
"Which I will"
"-Which Nyfeman, Will, I'll try and get as much info as possible on these creatures. We meet back here in a month, Agreeed?"
"Agreed"
"Agreed"
"Agreed"
"'Greed"
"Perfect."
You wait for everyone to leave the warehouse and set off yourself, Wearing a red cloak, You attempt to make your way back.
You head back to the palace... Or at least try to before someone pulls you into the street syaing "They're after you, Follow me". He is wearing a black Hooded-Trenchcoat.
You get on the Subway And he explains Everything about his organization...
_______________
-Arcada-
--Hallosa--
The town of Hallosa, A very minor area on the planet, Is home to the Roguish Redde, a trouble maker with incredible amounts of luck, As if he had a Rabbit's foot charm.
You walk into some insignificant bar and decide to pick a Scrap with someone...
There! A huge stupid looking toad. He'll be perfect.
"Hey, Your Mother must'a been Smokin' or Somethin' while she was pregnant, 'Cuz you look Ugly as heck!"
"What did you say, Little-Man?" Smack.
With a single blow, He's down to the floor. You've made quite a mess here, Be prepared for one massive Bar-Brawl.
You dodge and hit your way to the Bar's exit, all while saying dated one liners...
"Whose the Toughguy now, Toughguy?" Smack.
"I've seen smarter people read Gossip magazines!" Smack.
"You Missed a spot!" Smack.
Eventually, you find yourself at the exit... Aaaand everyone else except the barkeep is on the floor. You yell "Put the damages on their tab!" as you exit.
You do so and they just say "Umm... Thanks, But ever since you gave us that half cup of sugar, We decided that we don't want whatever you were giving us.
Damnit, You thought you'd finally get rid of them with this Bomb.
Comments
"That freakin' idiot Parrot."
"Ohhh..."
And speak of the Devil, In came a blue Falcon
"I ain't no damned Parrot, Alright?!"
"Whatever, Parrot, Just Shut up and don't get in my Way."
"Why do ya have to be so hard on Crush Jenx?"
"Yea', Why ya' so damned hard on me?"
"Look, Parrot, Shut up or I'll punch you, OKAY?"
The last person to come, Crusher Falcon, Is a guy who never, EVER, EVER, shuts up, And likes to keep it that way.
"Gentlemen, Now that We're all here, We shall start the meeting then, Yes?"
"Quite'cha Whinin'!" Yells Crush.
"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!"
"...Sorry" they say simultaneously.
"Now, as you all know, something weird has been going on, As there have been numerous reports of odd creatures in the area
"Yeah"
"Yes"
"Mm-Hm"
"Duh"
"Yes, Well apparently this has been the start of some kind of hostile force advancing,"
"Well what the heck ahre we supposed to do about it?" Yells Crush.
"I'm getting to that! Well, I have sent classified information somewhere, And I fear it may have been located by one of these creatures. But the point is; Someone has set off the relay signal; Someone has the Stinger."
"...You didn't send out THAT did you?" says Jenx
"*sigh* I did, But if I can get a second message to it, Hopefully we can get help."
"Oh great, We're placing all our planet's safety in the hands of a 'What If'" yells Rinx
Smack.
"Shut your mouth and listen to the girl. Carry on."
"Yes, If someone will help with the Encryption on the message-"
"Which I will"
"-Which Nyfeman, Will, I'll try and get as much info as possible on these creatures. We meet back here in a month, Agreeed?"
"Agreed"
"Agreed"
"Agreed"
"'Greed"
"Perfect."
You wait for everyone to leave the warehouse and set off yourself, Wearing a red cloak, You attempt to make your way back.
_______________
-Arcada-
--Hallosa--
The town of Hallosa, A very minor area on the planet, Is home to the Roguish Redde, a trouble maker with incredible amounts of luck, As if he had a Rabbit's foot charm.
(Aaaaand You're playing as him now)
There! A huge stupid looking toad. He'll be perfect.
"Hey, Your Mother must'a been Smokin' or Somethin' while she was pregnant, 'Cuz you look Ugly as heck!"
"What did you say, Little-Man?"
Smack.
With a single blow, He's down to the floor. You've made quite a mess here, Be prepared for one massive Bar-Brawl.
"Whose the Toughguy now, Toughguy?"
Smack.
"I've seen smarter people read Gossip magazines!"
Smack.
"You Missed a spot!"
Smack.
Eventually, you find yourself at the exit... Aaaand everyone else except the barkeep is on the floor. You yell "Put the damages on their tab!" as you exit.
...oh wait, did I write that right?
Damnit, You thought you'd finally get rid of them with this Bomb.
...Oh, and you didn't make the amateur mistake of leaving fingerprints >=D.
...and by 'Televison' I mean the entire store itself.
He's on the floor now. I hope you don't mind the sight of 'Tomato Sauce'.
You're not THAT messed up in the head.
You're strong, Not god.
Is that 'Stick a dog to a wall' because if so, No.
...'Cuz rabbits don't like dogs!
> ask what the point of all this is, then rest on the answer being "it's fun".