After driving off the road at a dead end, I suffered a bit of brain damage, causing me to get into a fist fight with a cactus over who looked at whom first. That didn't end well.
......What?! Huh? No! No, I wasn't.... I wasn't looking at Sue! No, I was... ah..... looking at.... the wall.... behind her. Really. I have absolutely no reason to look at Sue. I mean, it's not like she's cute... or nice.... or laughs at my jokes.... *stares at Sue*
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"I'm burning Fobbies are Borange onto CD- I'm at Episode 20 and with 3 discs so far."
"I'm sure I took a left turn at the dead end...who's that cactus staring at?"
Hey, guys! Miss me?
"now where did I put those matching toothpicks?"
Cleanup on aisle 7.
"I'll take two sacks and a hammock."
"I'm about to head to the top of that huge building behind me, see if you can catch me."
I'm going to press this big red button and assume that nothing is going to go wrong. I mean, does pushing a big red button ever lead to disaster?
How can angels dance on the head of a pin?
You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.
*ring* *ring* *rin-* Is someone going to get that?!
How can you build a city on rock and roll?
A penny saved is a penny earned
WARGLEGARBLE l
"Not surprisingly canoe races were canceled."
"Look! Look! It's a fedora!"
"I cannot believe the price of these lasers...everyone wants them, so why make it so no-one can afford them?"
"Hmm... I guess Jeff would be a weasel or something..."
Syntax error.
'Sue is sooo cuuuute!'
Was that completely necessary?
"I woke up at 9AM, Which isn't surprising until you learn that I fell asleep at 6:30AM." (True Story)
I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.
I'm sorry, sir, but tickets to that concert were sold out a week ago. Might I interest you in one of our other, equally interesting upcoming shows?
So..... you like knock knock jokes?
Quarters are dollers
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way.
Sign of the Gyspy Queen, that do things she'll never mean.
in this corner we have El Burrito Loco and in this corner El Pedo Rojo
monkey chunky food is overly delicous
WHERES MY REMOTE? even though im in the tv, i should be able to find the stupid remote...