The internet trolls are preparing to attack! You currently possess shards of a broken orb and a razor blade. Those in your team are Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade.
Guy In a Beanie has rejoined your team! The other troll attacks and shouts "You sound like you're muttering between swigs of Nesqwik when you talk!" Defend yourself! Quick!
Since when were you the one to make decisions? Oh well...
Troll #1 shouts at Troll #2, and they get in a fight. Troll #1 cannot harm Troll #2 because he's in defense mode. Troll #2 cannot hurt Troll #1, because he's in defense mode, and when in defense mode you cannot attack, so the two trolls are sitting there contemplating on how they can get each other. One turn before they come back to their senses.
The said cannon is fully functional, but all it has for ammunition is a Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade, which passes right through the trolls without doing any harm.
Troll #1 attacks! "You spent all that time building that?! Of all the things, I ask, why why would you do something so useless?"
A -20hp hit! The guy in a beanie reduced the attack by 5.
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The internet trolls are preparing to attack! You currently possess shards of a broken orb and a razor blade. Those in your team are Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade.
One internet troll starts taunting you, while the other forms a defensive barrier.
You do not defend the insult in time, and you lose 10hp.
Here's everyone's status so it won't confuse you:
Troll #1- 69.5hp
Troll #2- 70hp (defense mode-lasts for 2 more turns)
Guy in a Beanie- 5hp (10hp from the start)
Yourself- 73hp
Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
"You'd might as well give up and die! I don't know anyone as pathetic as you who would hide behind a Monkey Island reference like that!"
A -12hp hit! Fortunately the guy in a beanie was in the way and reduced the hit you took down to 7.
66hp left!
Troll #1 shouts at Troll #2, and they get in a fight. Troll #1 cannot harm Troll #2 because he's in defense mode. Troll #2 cannot hurt Troll #1, because he's in defense mode, and when in defense mode you cannot attack, so the two trolls are sitting there contemplating on how they can get each other. One turn before they come back to their senses.
Troll #1- 9.5hp
Troll #2- 70hp (defense mode-lasts 1 more turn)
Guy in a Beanie- 5hp
Yourself- 73hp
Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
Cannon atk strengh: 5hp
Health: 50hp
Speed: always atks first.
Troll #1 attacks! "You spent all that time building that?! Of all the things, I ask, why why would you do something so useless?"
A -20hp hit! The guy in a beanie reduced the attack by 5.
Troll #1- 9.5hp
Troll #2- 70hp
Guy in a Beanie- KO'd
Yourself- 58hp
Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
...or the other way round, just shoot one at the other.
His beaniness suffocates Troll #1! -28hp! Troll #2 goes back to defense mode.
Troll #1- -18.5hp
Troll #2- 70hp
Guy in a Beanie- KO'd
Yourself- 58hp
Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
You figured me out! Damage only makes the troll stronger, so how can you defeat him...?
or
GIve troll a friendly hug
+5.5hp! Troll #2 can't attack because he's in defense mode, and he can only defend attacks!
Troll #1 makes fun of your agenda! -10 hp!
Troll #1- -13hp
Troll #2- 70hp (Defense mode, lasts 2 more turns)
Guy in a Beanie- KO'd
Yourself- 58hp
Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100