edible

edited May 2010 in Forum Games
You ate something poisounous, it will kill you in 3 hours carry on the story.
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  • edited June 2009
    you run down to the basement. you see a GUN.
    -15 minutes.
    you have 2 hrs 45 min
  • edited June 2009
    You pick up the gun and shoot yourself to relieve the pain, too bad bad it has no bullets
    -5 minutes
    you have 2 hrs 40 min
  • edited June 2009
    you run upstairs. you see a VENDING MACHINE.
    -20 minutes.
    you have 2 hrs 20 min.
  • edited June 2009
    You kick the VENDING MACHINE.
    A coin pops out.
    -5 minutes.
    You have 2 hrs 15 min.
  • edited June 2009
    You place COIN into VENDING MACHINE to buy ANTI-POISON POTION, but it jams.
    -2 minutes
    2 hours, 13 minutes
  • edited June 2009
    you nervously run into your shed outback and see a mini hatchet
    -20 mins
    1 hour, 53 minutes
  • edited June 2009
    you pick it up and someone instantly comes to steal it from you.
    -3 mins
    1 hour 50 minutes left!
  • edited June 2009
    You chase him all around town, but then he breaks the window of a bank, hears the alert sirens, and runs away, leaving the axe. When the cops arrive, you explain what happened, but they blame you for the break-in instead.
    -42 minutes
    1 hour, 8 minutes left.
  • edited June 2009
    They bring you downtown and find the gun you tried to kill yourself with,
    they put you in a cell and you see a shovel in there.
    -20 min
    58 minutes left
  • edited June 2009
    you pick up the shovel and decide to smack a guard on the head with it.
    -17 minutes (the guard took a long time to get there.)
    41 minutes to go! hurry!
  • edited June 2009
    The guard lies dead on the floor and you hightail it out of there.
    right before reaching the exit you see a door that says LAB on it
    you enter and you see a man in a labcoat,glasses, and holding a red crowbar
    -20 minutes
    21 minutes left,think of something fast!
  • edited June 2009
    You ignore Gordon Freeman - why? You have to go use the bathroom. The poison is taking an awful toll on you.

    Sadly you eventually run out of toilet paper.

    One minute left - search for a cure to live or finish business with dignity? It's up to you.
  • edited June 2009
    You quickly start up a computer, put the poison on the screen and press delete, you are saved.


    oh dear, the computer explodes and infects you with a virus.

    5 hours left.
  • edited June 2009
    The scientist prys open the stall with the crowbar and whacks you on the head, knocking you out.
    -2 minutes.(though you might be unconcious for a while.)
    4 hrs. 58min.
  • edited June 2009
    you wake up and try to talk to freeman and explain what happened,
    but then you remember that he doesn't talk so you walk out of the lab
    and find yourself in a parking lot,you see a car, a 5$ bill, and a kfc bucket
    -1 hr 27 min.(you were knocked out for a while)
    3 hr. 31min.
  • edited June 2009
    you wake up and try to talk to freeman and explain what happened,
    but then you remember that he doesn't talk so you walk out of the lab
    and find yourself in a parking lot,you see a car, a 5$ bill, and a kfc bucket
    -1 hr 27 min.(you were knocked out for a while)
    3 hr. 31min.

    I never expected this game 2 go so far!
  • edited June 2009
    I never expected this game 2 go so far!

    but it did, and I read your sig...
    - 31 min
    3 hours left...
  • edited July 2009
    you get back to teh story
    -5 min
    2 hours 55 min
  • edited July 2009
    This game jumped the shark after the bathroom stall retcon.
  • edited July 2009
    You use PK HEALING OMEGA! You're saved! But you are poisoned later on by an Asp.
    5 Hours
  • edited September 2009
    you go to kfc and you take that car.
    15 min. (you had to jump start it first)
    4 hours, 45 min.
  • edited September 2009
    You drive to the hospital, only to wait for an hour before the doctor tells you that it'll cost $100,000 to de-toxify you. You don't have a millionth of that.

    -2 hours, 45 mins (driving, waiting, consulting doc, assaulting doc, escaping police)

    2 hours
  • edited September 2009
    you drive to the place where the larrge hadron collider is kept, the key to get in and clean it is on the desk, witch also has a mars bar on it.
    -5 min (it was next to the hospital)
    1 hour 55 min
  • edited September 2009
    you take the marz bar and discover it is the antidote.
    1 hour 50 min.
  • edited September 2009
    you eat it, but as your cures you get knocked unconchess and fall into the large hadron collider AS THERE RUNNING IT. you wake up and see two speeding hadrons coming at you. you jump, but you arnt the most agile person in the world.the hadrons collide into you at the same time. you ge blasted out onto the moon. you arnt dead, just....oh gee. you get. ANOTHER virus.

    1 hr
  • edited September 2009
    It just so happens that 2 friendly Astronauts are on the moon. they give you some space-medicine: Medicine in space. Oh, and then you get Bonitis as a side-effect.
    4 hrs 54 minutes.
  • edited September 2009
    Then you go to watch a movie.

    2 hours
    2hours 45mins left (enough time for another movie?)
  • edited September 2009
    you watch another movie and die!
    you come back to life but with cancer.

    8 hrs.
  • edited September 2009
    you see a drink that says "drink me" so you drink it. Oh dear, you are now poisoned again.

    -6 hours and 1 minute.

    1 hour and 59 minutes left
  • edited September 2009
    you go to the doctor's office for an antidote.

    -4 min.
    1 hour and 55 min.
  • edited September 2009
    You catch your hair on fire to long awesome before you die.

    -1 hour. (you had to search 5 stores for a lighter and gasoline)

    55 minutes left.
  • edited November 2009
    you go BACK to the doctors office and get an antidote. you drink it, and get healed. but, then you fall into a vat of murcury.

    3 hours
  • edited November 2009
    you tread mercury for 10 minutes

    2.50hrs
  • edited November 2009
    You eat your best friend alive due to boredom.

    -30 minutes.

    2hours, 20 minutes left
  • edited November 2009
    you wonder why you keep wasting the precious rest of your life getting poisoned and then doing pointless things until you finally find the completely obvious solution and realize that your life is pointless and you realize that this train of thought is pointless and waisting your pointless existance. you then realize that if your just going to completely waste your life doing stuff like eating your best friends, you might as well kill yourself with a banana. which you are about do do, but you ran out of time writing that pointless paragraph.

    -2 hrs and 20 min.

    0 hrs, 0 min.
  • edited November 2009
    You are in heaven, but it is going to explode in 6 millenia. You have a milkshake.

    -1 hour

    6 millenia, 15192., 9 minutes, 10 seconds remaining
  • edited November 2009
    you waste your pointless existance in heaven by doing pointless, completely random, and undoubtedly completely uncalled for activities.

    -6 millenia
    15192., 9 minutes, 9 seconds left
  • edited November 2009
    You sing a song, to see if it's bad enough to get kicked out of heaven
    -2 minutes
    15192,7minutes, 9 seconds left
  • edited November 2009
    you eat poison and pass out.


    -150000 minutes.
    1927 minutes and 9 seconds left!
  • edited November 2009
    you wonder how you got poison in heaven, but then decide not to and try to figure out something to do that's actually worthwhile. you come up with nothing.

    -1900 minutes and 9 seconds

    27 minuites
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