Create your own sword fighting insult and comback!

I would like to read what others come up with.

My favorite from MI1:
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

My attempt:
Would you like one of my balls? Every man should have at least one.
Then you will be a woman by the time that we're done.
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