"Hello, everyone.
Why do days pass so fast in this basement? Maybe I should have gone into the closet. Maybe I'd have found Narnia instea… mored.
But it's already my second day and today I found a lion hiding behind a couch I haven't seen since 1995.
He was cute but he tried to bite me where he shouldn't so I spanked him.
We're best friends now.
I think this might be a sign senpai is into some kinky things. I should try that out.
Are you reading this, senpai? I feel so alone.
Love,
Rhys.
Wait, I think he's trying to bite me again..."
"Hello, everyone.
Why do days pass so fast in this basement? Maybe I should have gone into the closet. Maybe I'd have found Narnia instea… mored.
But it's already my second day and today I found a lion hiding behind a couch I haven't seen since 1995.
He was cute but he tried to bite me where he shouldn't so I spanked him.
We're best friends now.
I think this might be a sign senpai is into some kinky things. I should try that out.
Are you reading this, senpai? I feel so alone.
Love,
Rhys.
Wait, I think he's trying to bite me again..."
I think this might be a sign senpai is into some kinky things. I should try that out.
you locked yourself in the basement because senpai wanted to try that out
"Hello, everyone.
Why do days pass so fast in this basement? Maybe I should have gone into the closet. Maybe I'd have found Narnia instea… mored.
But it's already my second day and today I found a lion hiding behind a couch I haven't seen since 1995.
He was cute but he tried to bite me where he shouldn't so I spanked him.
We're best friends now.
I think this might be a sign senpai is into some kinky things. I should try that out.
Are you reading this, senpai? I feel so alone.
Love,
Rhys.
Wait, I think he's trying to bite me again..."
"Hello, everyone.
It's been three days... I could swear it's been an hour.
Anyway, onto my adventures.
I hear voices in my head. Th… moreey talk to me.
I think it's my mother trying to communicate from a far away galaxy. She tells me to do dirty things to senpai.
I'm going to ignore her.
I'm pure.
Today, the basement sky is a clear blue. Blue like the way Fiona makes me feel when we argue. I think this is a metaphor for something.
Have you noticed that I'm gone, senpai? Or do you just not care?
My heart aches for you more than the lion's butt did when I slapped him. He's still trying to get a piece but I show him who's boss.
See you soon.
ps: how do I get the voices to stop? I don't want to keep hearing the word "frickle frackle". It scares me."
ps: how do I get the voices to stop? I don't want to keep hearing the word "frickle frackle". It scares me."
You have to do what they say, they'll probably stop then.
"Hello, everyone.
It's been three days... I could swear it's been an hour.
Anyway, onto my adventures.
I hear voices in my head. Th… moreey talk to me.
I think it's my mother trying to communicate from a far away galaxy. She tells me to do dirty things to senpai.
I'm going to ignore her.
I'm pure.
Today, the basement sky is a clear blue. Blue like the way Fiona makes me feel when we argue. I think this is a metaphor for something.
Have you noticed that I'm gone, senpai? Or do you just not care?
My heart aches for you more than the lion's butt did when I slapped him. He's still trying to get a piece but I show him who's boss.
See you soon.
ps: how do I get the voices to stop? I don't want to keep hearing the word "frickle frackle". It scares me."
"Hello, everyone.
It's been three days... I could swear it's been an hour.
Anyway, onto my adventures.
I hear voices in my head. Th… moreey talk to me.
I think it's my mother trying to communicate from a far away galaxy. She tells me to do dirty things to senpai.
I'm going to ignore her.
I'm pure.
Today, the basement sky is a clear blue. Blue like the way Fiona makes me feel when we argue. I think this is a metaphor for something.
Have you noticed that I'm gone, senpai? Or do you just not care?
My heart aches for you more than the lion's butt did when I slapped him. He's still trying to get a piece but I show him who's boss.
See you soon.
ps: how do I get the voices to stop? I don't want to keep hearing the word "frickle frackle". It scares me."
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"Hello, everyone.
Why do days pass so fast in this basement? Maybe I should have gone into the closet. Maybe I'd have found Narnia instead.
But it's already my second day and today I found a lion hiding behind a couch I haven't seen since 1995.
He was cute but he tried to bite me where he shouldn't so I spanked him.
We're best friends now.
I think this might be a sign senpai is into some kinky things. I should try that out.
Are you reading this, senpai? I feel so alone.
Love,
Rhys.
Wait, I think he's trying to bite me again..."
I LOVE THIS
nemo touched a butt?
what is this strange information that I don't remember
behind the scenes, bruh
you locked yourself in the basement because senpai wanted to try that out
your son is one helluva hypocrite
how do you remember this omg
im sorry for the rhys adventures shitposting but i feel like im being possessed to write this
never 4get
It's awesome, keep doing it.
So, who else thinks Kristi should really read these?
oh... people want me to shitpost
NICE
You're possessed by Rhys, of course. How else is he gonna explain what he's up to?
wow I didn't give him permission smh rude
It is nice.
he's being a drama queen like wtf, just do the frickle frackling with her already
this is what my life has come to
i like it
He was desperate, man!
Lie.
See? Shitposting is awesome!
that was funny
just forgot to add my daily dose of "lmao" at the end of the sentence
where did u find this tho?
Hm?
AND YOU CONSIDER THIS LAZY ART. THIS IS BEYOND ADORABLE, HANNA!
DO IT
"Hello, everyone.
It's been three days... I could swear it's been an hour.
Anyway, onto my adventures.
I hear voices in my head. They talk to me.
I think it's my mother trying to communicate from a far away galaxy. She tells me to do dirty things to senpai.
I'm going to ignore her.
I'm pure.
Today, the basement sky is a clear blue. Blue like the way Fiona makes me feel when we argue. I think this is a metaphor for something.
Have you noticed that I'm gone, senpai? Or do you just not care?
My heart aches for you more than the lion's butt did when I slapped him. He's still trying to get a piece but I show him who's boss.
See you soon.
ps: how do I get the voices to stop? I don't want to keep hearing the word "frickle frackle". It scares me."
You have to do what they say, they'll probably stop then.
i think you're scaring him more
Just trying to help here.
Do the thing Wolf posted? Hmmm, sure, why not.
Uncle John: "DO THE DURTY THINGS NOW OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DISOWN YOU"
john confirmed to be rhonu's brother
what a twist
Rhys, you should listen to your mother!
hell-o