Well, it's not something to be proud of tho. "Hey fellas, guess what? I stepped on this bad-boy, yeah!" Maybe I should come up with a story how I slapped a racist homophobic serial killer and saved the entire planet with it? What do you think?
Well, it's Saturday today tho! But I get what you're saying, I need to start doing my work too. My sleep's schedule is totally f*cked right now, I go to sleep at 1 or 2am, I wake up at 6am, and when I come back from school (~3pm) I go to sleep until 7-8 pm. I can't live like this for long xD
Your phone just became unique, that's cool. And hey, it's still working.
I'm pretty good, thanks for asking! Just being lazy for a past few days, have to pull yourself together already, holidays are over after all. ._.What about you?
Well, it's not something to be proud of tho. "Hey fellas, guess what? I stepped on this bad-boy, yeah!" Maybe I should come up with a story … morehow I slapped a racist homophobic serial killer and saved the entire planet with it? What do you think?
Well, it's Saturday today tho! But I get what you're saying, I need to start doing my work too. My sleep's schedule is totally f*cked right now, I go to sleep at 1 or 2am, I wake up at 6am, and when I come back from school (~3pm) I go to sleep until 7-8 pm. I can't live like this for long xD
If your story will include getting drunk and meeting a psycho, then it'll be a whole new level of awesome in any case. x)
It is, yeah, and that's magnificent! ^_^ What is this word 'sleep', I don't know what it means, man...
Well, the last time didn't go too well now, did it? xD I'd rather not have my lungs cut out or have my face used for facial pizza party
Too bad it's gonna end too soon, way too soon...
Sleep is when you... huh. Rest?
First one - I accidentally stabbed myself (well, my finger) with the small nail scissors. I was way younger and I was stupidly trying to break some small thing, already broken plastic model of a tank it was, I think. It was such a stupid idea... I don't even know why I did it... anyway, I was holding the model in one hand and stabbing it with scissors with another. It was pretty durable so I had to use a lot of force. It was pretty funny, since it caught me completely by surprise and I didn't even feel any notable pain in the moment... just after a few seconds, there was blood everywhere.
Second one - my high school teacher found my friend's cheat sheet inside the table (I didn't even know it was there), but blamed me for it. Also funny, since I had my cellphone out (that's why he noticed me), but I was skillful enough to keep it hidden. My friend, not so much. But I took the blame, since I'm a bro. And I didn't know anything anyway.
I'm not a lucky person, but it could be worse, I guess.
Bad luck, huh?
Let me see...
Got the best of both worlds, apparently.
First one - I accidentally stabbed myself (well, my finger) w… moreith the small nail scissors. I was way younger and I was stupidly trying to break some small thing, already broken plastic model of a tank it was, I think. It was such a stupid idea... I don't even know why I did it... anyway, I was holding the model in one hand and stabbing it with scissors with another. It was pretty durable so I had to use a lot of force. It was pretty funny, since it caught me completely by surprise and I didn't even feel any notable pain in the moment... just after a few seconds, there was blood everywhere.
Second one - my high school teacher found my friend's cheat sheet inside the table (I didn't even know it was there), but blamed me for it. Also funny, since I had my cellphone out (that's why he noticed me), but I was skillful enough to keep it hidden. My friend, not so much.… [view original content]
It was fun at the beginning probably. Yeah, on secong thought, face pizza party doesn't sound very nice.
Yeah, it's always sad, there's always not enough time to do everything you want.
Ain't no rest for the wicked, muhahaha.
Probably is the word. I don't remember it after all xD Sometimes I think - maybe Jack had a point, with all the scorching of the planet and stuff...
Why can't weekends be 3 days long? WHYYYY?
Money don't grow on trees after all
Why can't weekends be 3 days long? WHYYYY?
I know right? But working is important too, everything is for the best in the end it seems.
And we got bills to pay and mouths to feed, yup.
Wow, it didn't even occur to me, but you're right, that's a weird sentence if you think about it...
Okay, I'll believe that's what you meant by that.
What immediately popped up in my mind was the time when I was in the first grade and I was at a summer camp. One day I got a job - I was supposed to skin some potatoes. And I got only a swiss knife handy. Needless to say, it didn't end well. I cut my hands about thirty freakin' times (not exaggerating) by the time I was done with those damn potatoes... Does that count as accidental or not? I kept going after all...
well, but I would avoid things I don't like/annoy me. It's like I would buy a ticket for a soccer game, go watch the game and complain the whole time how shitty everything is. everyone is annoyed, the good mood is away, no one wins
But 3 to 4 working and resting balance is better than 5 to 2 Oh well, it's not like we can do anything about it.
psst, want to start a revolution?
Ain't nothing in this world for free
Wow, it didn't even occur to me, but you're right, that's a weird sentence if you think about it...
Okay, I'll believe that's what you m… moreeant by that.
What immediately popped up in my mind was the time when I was in the first grade and I was at a summer camp. One day I got a job - I was supposed to skin some potatoes. And I got only a swiss knife handy. Needless to say, it didn't end well. I cut my hands about thirty freakin' times (not exaggerating) by the time I was done with those damn potatoes... Does that count as accidental or not? I kept going after all...
Bad luck, huh?
Funny thing, yesterday was my first day on school and a football went right to my face. ;___;
And this isn't the first time that happened to me.
I know you're just messing with me, but actually, I got way better at cooking since then!
And my friends and family constantly bug me to … morebake something, I'm good at it apparently, even if I don't bake very often.
Maybe those potatoes gave me a superpower.
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Well, it's not something to be proud of tho. "Hey fellas, guess what? I stepped on this bad-boy, yeah!" Maybe I should come up with a story how I slapped a racist homophobic serial killer and saved the entire planet with it? What do you think?
Well, it's Saturday today tho! But I get what you're saying, I need to start doing my work too. My sleep's schedule is totally f*cked right now, I go to sleep at 1 or 2am, I wake up at 6am, and when I come back from school (~3pm) I go to sleep until 7-8 pm. I can't live like this for long xD
If your story will include getting drunk and meeting a psycho, then it'll be a whole new level of awesome in any case. x)
It is, yeah, and that's magnificent! ^_^ What is this word 'sleep', I don't know what it means, man...
Okay!
Well, the last time didn't go too well now, did it? xD I'd rather not have my lungs cut out or have my face used for facial pizza party
Too bad it's gonna end too soon, way too soon...
Sleep is when you... huh. Rest?
We need more Beyonce T_T
It was fun at the beginning probably. Yeah, on secong thought, face pizza party doesn't sound very nice.
Yeah, it's always sad, there's always not enough time to do everything you want.
Ain't no rest for the wicked, muhahaha.
Bad luck, huh?
Let me see...
Got the best of both worlds, apparently.
First one - I accidentally stabbed myself (well, my finger) with the small nail scissors. I was way younger and I was stupidly trying to break some small thing, already broken plastic model of a tank it was, I think. It was such a stupid idea... I don't even know why I did it... anyway, I was holding the model in one hand and stabbing it with scissors with another. It was pretty durable so I had to use a lot of force. It was pretty funny, since it caught me completely by surprise and I didn't even feel any notable pain in the moment... just after a few seconds, there was blood everywhere.
Second one - my high school teacher found my friend's cheat sheet inside the table (I didn't even know it was there), but blamed me for it. Also funny, since I had my cellphone out (that's why he noticed me), but I was skillful enough to keep it hidden. My friend, not so much. But I took the blame, since I'm a bro. And I didn't know anything anyway.
I'm not a lucky person, but it could be worse, I guess.
Thanks to you I had a dream about Beyonce last night
The sight of blood if you cut yourself often seems so funny for some reason.
Edit: lmao, I sounded suicidal there. Should've added 'cut on accident'
Probably is the word. I don't remember it after all xD Sometimes I think - maybe Jack had a point, with all the scorching of the planet and stuff...
Why can't weekends be 3 days long? WHYYYY?
Money don't grow on trees after all
I know right? But working is important too, everything is for the best in the end it seems.
And we got bills to pay and mouths to feed, yup.
I don't want polygamy. You have to choose one of them to me. That's all. I don't want that. I'll edit the original post right away.
EDIT: I think my English doesn't make sense on the original post. So, I'll improve it next time when I made a post.
But 3 to 4 working and resting balance is better than 5 to 2
Oh well, it's not like we can do anything about it.
psst, want to start a revolution?
Ain't nothing in this world for free
Wow, it didn't even occur to me, but you're right, that's a weird sentence if you think about it...
Okay, I'll believe that's what you meant by that.
What immediately popped up in my mind was the time when I was in the first grade and I was at a summer camp. One day I got a job - I was supposed to skin some potatoes. And I got only a swiss knife handy. Needless to say, it didn't end well. I cut my hands about thirty freakin' times (not exaggerating) by the time I was done with those damn potatoes... Does that count as accidental or not? I kept going after all...
Bad luck, huh?
Funny thing, yesterday was my first day on school and a football went right to my face. ;___;
And this isn't the first time that happened to me.
well, but I would avoid things I don't like/annoy me. It's like I would buy a ticket for a soccer game, go watch the game and complain the whole time how shitty everything is. everyone is annoyed, the good mood is away, no one wins
revolution...
Who said revolution?
And we can't slow down. xd
Thirty times, wow... you're not good at cooking, are ya? :P
Sounds quite painful, I hope you're feeling better now.
I'm finally gonna play Saints row 3
with the Laura Baeley voice ofc.
Well, it wasn't that painful but on my first day on school getting a football on my face!? Wow...
Well, what's done is done.
I know you're just messing with me, but actually, I got way better at cooking since then!
And my friends and family constantly bug me to bake something, I'm good at it apparently, even if I don't bake very often.
Maybe those potatoes gave me a superpower.
I had a dream about Laura Baeley last night
I ship you and Tessie XD
Aaaand nvm because my headphones aren't working.
I'm so sorry, honey. I'm so weird sometimes ;A;
I meant that sometimes if you hurt yourself on accident you experience a painful shock of some sort, so you don't even mind stuff like that.
Maybe...
I don't know, just the people who live near me are like, 14, and partying and getting full on wasted.
I'm sorry! XD
oh my
okokokokokokokokokokokokokok!!
ur getign a ticket miss, there wer way 2 muck oks in that sentence
good afternoon? I've been out jogging and to the gym this morning, and I'm only just back.
How is everyone?
wtf but ive got bills to pay, weddings to attend, stuff to do u cant do that
GIVE US 3 WEEKEND DAYS!
I surely can't hold back!
you can get out of it if you post a dank meme that satisfies me
Hey there
It is, but I do it to try and stay healthy. 
That's good, I've got a bit of a cold but I'm happy to be here.
WE DEMAND 3 WEEKEND DAYS
There ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good!
Hey, Cara ^-^
I'm good, wbu?
how am i supposed to know what's gonna satisfy u the most