"So...uh...your socks."
"What? You´re gonna criticise my taste? You are, aren´t you?"
"I´ve already seen them before. Whatever I could… more have said about that, i already did."
"...Fair enough. What about them, then?"
"..."
"Silence is not a valid option."
"Ever since...I grabbed your shoe I haven´t been able to stop thinking about it."
"I know my skagskin shoes are something impressive to you Pandorans but-"
"I don´t care about your stupid shoe. Your sock on the other hand..."
"Huh?"
"Rhys."
"What?"
"I think you made me develop a sock fetish."
"I think...I think I´ll just let myself out before this gets weirder."
"No, wait, hear me out."
"...The second this gets even slightly creepier, and I think this is the creepiest thing I´ve heard already, I´m out."
"Maybe...Maybe this discovery is just a symbol of our love? Maybe I needed to see you at your worst to fully appreciate you!"
"So you were crit… [view original content]
"So...uh...your socks."
"What? You´re gonna criticise my taste? You are, aren´t you?"
"I´ve already seen them before. Whatever I could… more have said about that, i already did."
"...Fair enough. What about them, then?"
"..."
"Silence is not a valid option."
"Ever since...I grabbed your shoe I haven´t been able to stop thinking about it."
"I know my skagskin shoes are something impressive to you Pandorans but-"
"I don´t care about your stupid shoe. Your sock on the other hand..."
"Huh?"
"Rhys."
"What?"
"I think you made me develop a sock fetish."
"I think...I think I´ll just let myself out before this gets weirder."
"No, wait, hear me out."
"...The second this gets even slightly creepier, and I think this is the creepiest thing I´ve heard already, I´m out."
"Maybe...Maybe this discovery is just a symbol of our love? Maybe I needed to see you at your worst to fully appreciate you!"
"So you were crit… [view original content]
"Fiona...if I don´t make it through this...I have to tell you..."
"Rhys, you just tripped."
"Losing...consciousness...must..."
"Oka… morey, okay, what are these "last words" you so wanna tell me?"
He mock coughed and leaned close enough to whisper in her ear.
"Never forget..."
She shivered.
"...that Rhyiona is the only canon ship..."
She rolled her eyes and Sasha sneezed in the room next door.
"Was someone talking about me?"
Dialogue by: @ABigBadWolf
"Fiona," Rhys whispered, "I have something to tell you."
"Mm? This again?"
"Yes."
"I already know Rhyiona is the only canon ship."
… more
"That´s not it...well, that too, but..."
"Get on with it."
"Think we could cosplay Fiona and Shrek this time?"
"Just because my name is Fiona? That´s racist."
"Racis-what?"
"Let´s do it."
Dialogue by: @ABigBadWolf
"Just...go check again. Stay there for a while juuuust to make sure absolutely no raindrops fall. We shouldn´t travel in bad weather, we might get sick."
"Fiona it´s hot enough to fry eggs on the ground outside."
"Gottaaaa make sure!"
With that she not so kindly shoved Sasha out. As she was walking away from the door she heard her younger sister´s muffled yell.
"If you wanted privacy you could have just said so!"
"Just go!"
Eventually the younger girl´s footsteps sound faded away as she left.
"C-can I come out now?"
"Yeah, get out of that closet, she´s gone."
Rhys almost flew out of the damned thing at her command and breathed heavily.
"Holy shit that place is cramped. Thought I was gonna run out of air."
"Yeah, yeah. You´re drooling again, why do you keep doing that?"
"Huh? Oh. This just happens when I´m sleeping or distracted sometimes. Really, though, we need to stop hiding and just tell Vaughn and Sasha what´s going on. I have a feeling they already know."
"When you´re distracted?"
"Are you even listening to me?"
She was half amused, half interested.
"Not really, I´m not. But that does bring up an interesting point."
"What are you even on about?"
"You keep drooling on me. Even when you´re not sleeping."
"And you punch me for it."
"I´m distracting then?"
"Well, I thought the princess act proved that already."
"Never thought you enjoyed it that much. You up for it?"
"I...uh, yeah, yeah I am."
"There it is, you´re drooling again."
He suddenly felt tense and closed his eyes waiting for the usual punch. Nothing happened.
"Er...where´s my daily abuse dose?"
"I might just let it slide. Looking at that drool with different eyes now."
She winked at him and he wasn´t sure he if was happy or upset. He was a masochist, wasn´t he? Probably better not to ask. He could get punched for different reasons whenever he wanted.
"So...you still up for some princess time?" he offered.
"As long as you drool."
When Sasha walked in the room later she wasn´t very surprised to find a puddle of drool at her feet but for her own mental sake she decided not to think about it.
"Uh...Sasha, can you go check if it´s raining?"
"Um, it´s not, I just came back from outside."
"Just...go check again. Stay there for … morea while juuuust to make sure absolutely no raindrops fall. We shouldn´t travel in bad weather, we might get sick."
"Fiona it´s hot enough to fry eggs on the ground outside."
"Gottaaaa make sure!"
With that she not so kindly shoved Sasha out. As she was walking away from the door she heard her younger sister´s muffled yell.
"If you wanted privacy you could have just said so!"
"Just go!"
Eventually the younger girl´s footsteps sound faded away as she left.
"C-can I come out now?"
"Yeah, get out of that closet, she´s gone."
Rhys almost flew out of the damned thing at her command and breathed heavily.
"Holy shit that place is cramped. Thought I was gonna run out of air."
"Yeah, yeah. You´re drooling again, why do you keep doing that?"
"Huh? Oh. This just happens when I´m sl… [view original content]
"Damn this is good...what is this again?"
"It's jelly, Fiona."
"You Hyperions have some good stuff, I'll admit."
"Hah, we've got pl… moreenty of jelly but this one's particularly rare."
"Oh, why?"
"It's has a secret ingredient...actual human tears from the maker himself!"
"Whoa...who is he?"
"His name is @InGen_Nate_Kenny...I hear he decided to go for a jelly factory when he saw just how great Rhyiona is."
"Hah, will you look at that, we're more useful than we thought!"
"Shows how much of a perfect match we are."
And with that they kept eating, savouring the product of one man's misery that they themselves caused.
fite me m8
Rhys looked down at his hand.
"Hm, the forums are going pretty insane about us lately."
"Oh? We´ve gotten even more popular?"
"Yeah… more. People really like us together. They even have threads dedicated to us. One´s even called ´50 Shades of Rhyiona´. Wow."
She chuckled.
"That sounds like dedication. I´m touched."
"Yeah, we have very dedicated and loyal followers. It makes me happy."
"So they watch us from their little forum?"
"I guess so."
"Then we should probably at least say hello, no?"
"Great idea. One of your few good ones."
She smacked him.
"Hello our adoring fans!"
Official soundtrack of 50 Shades Of Rhyiona:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI45NKwnnSo&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtu… morebe.com/watch?v=zBgnxDNdNmQ&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUYGzZ0tQpA&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0kFNUP4P4&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgT_mJXbvCQ&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY&feature=player_embedded
Rhys looked down at his hand.
"Hm, the forums are going pretty insane about us lately."
"Oh? We´ve gotten even more popular?"
"Yeah… more. People really like us together. They even have threads dedicated to us. One´s even called ´50 Shades of Rhyiona´. Wow."
She chuckled.
"That sounds like dedication. I´m touched."
"Yeah, we have very dedicated and loyal followers. It makes me happy."
"So they watch us from their little forum?"
"I guess so."
"Then we should probably at least say hello, no?"
"Great idea. One of your few good ones."
She smacked him.
"Hello our adoring fans!"
Fiona sweetly snuggled up to Rhys´ sock.
"Damn, I´m getting a little jealous...It´s like you love that sock more than you love me."
"I… more love this sock slightly more than I love you."
"Wha-?"
"You heard me."
"That´s so unfair. I´m your princess!"
"The sock´s a sweet, silent knight, though. Attractive."
Rhys pouted.
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Yo papai its been less than a week and you're banned again already. Rly m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mizau4x2zAI&feature=player_embedded
"So...uh...your socks."
"What? You´re gonna criticise my taste? You are, aren´t you?"
"I´ve already seen them before. Whatever I could have said about that, i already did."
"...Fair enough. What about them, then?"
"..."
"Silence is not a valid option."
"Ever since...I grabbed your shoe I haven´t been able to stop thinking about it."
"I know my skagskin shoes are something impressive to you Pandorans but-"
"I don´t care about your stupid shoe. Your sock on the other hand..."
"Huh?"
"Rhys."
"What?"
"I think you made me develop a sock fetish."
"I think...I think I´ll just let myself out before this gets weirder."
"No, wait, hear me out."
"...The second this gets even slightly creepier, and I think this is the creepiest thing I´ve heard already, I´m out."
"Maybe...Maybe this discovery is just a symbol of our love? Maybe I needed to see you at your worst to fully appreciate you!"
"So you were criticising my taste!"
"Well, if it counts I think that sock is the sexiest thing I´ve ever seen now."
"That helps my pride a bit."
Dialogue by: @ABigBadWolf
Cough and Rhyiona cough
What did I do?
MOAR SEX
An announcement, there will be a new 50 Shades coming, I believe this will the best yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu7y-R08TmY&feature=youtu.be
Damn Poogers you making me cry with these...
"Fiona...if I don´t make it through this...I have to tell you..."
"Rhys, you just tripped."
"Losing...consciousness...must..."
"Okay, okay, what are these "last words" you so wanna tell me?"
He mock coughed and leaned close enough to whisper in her ear.
"Never forget..."
She shivered.
"...that Rhyiona is the only canon ship..."
She rolled her eyes and Sasha sneezed in the room next door.
"Was someone talking about me?"
Dialogue by: @ABigBadWolf
Kenny´s got some good taste.
Official soundtrack of 50 Shades Of Rhyiona:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI45NKwnnSo&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBgnxDNdNmQ&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUYGzZ0tQpA&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0kFNUP4P4&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgT_mJXbvCQ&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY&feature=player_embedded
"Fiona," Rhys whispered, "I have something to tell you."
"Mm? This again?"
"Yes."
"I already know Rhyiona is the only canon ship."
"That´s not it...well, that too, but..."
"Get on with it."
"Think we could cosplay Fiona and Shrek this time?"
"Just because my name is Fiona? That´s racist."
"Racis-what?"
"Let´s do it."
Dialogue by: @ABigBadWolf
I hope no one ever checks my computer and finds my darkest works like this.
"Uh...Sasha, can you go check if it´s raining?"
"Um, it´s not, I just came back from outside."
"Just...go check again. Stay there for a while juuuust to make sure absolutely no raindrops fall. We shouldn´t travel in bad weather, we might get sick."
"Fiona it´s hot enough to fry eggs on the ground outside."
"Gottaaaa make sure!"
With that she not so kindly shoved Sasha out. As she was walking away from the door she heard her younger sister´s muffled yell.
"If you wanted privacy you could have just said so!"
"Just go!"
Eventually the younger girl´s footsteps sound faded away as she left.
"C-can I come out now?"
"Yeah, get out of that closet, she´s gone."
Rhys almost flew out of the damned thing at her command and breathed heavily.
"Holy shit that place is cramped. Thought I was gonna run out of air."
"Yeah, yeah. You´re drooling again, why do you keep doing that?"
"Huh? Oh. This just happens when I´m sleeping or distracted sometimes. Really, though, we need to stop hiding and just tell Vaughn and Sasha what´s going on. I have a feeling they already know."
"When you´re distracted?"
"Are you even listening to me?"
She was half amused, half interested.
"Not really, I´m not. But that does bring up an interesting point."
"What are you even on about?"
"You keep drooling on me. Even when you´re not sleeping."
"And you punch me for it."
"I´m distracting then?"
"Well, I thought the princess act proved that already."
"Never thought you enjoyed it that much. You up for it?"
"I...uh, yeah, yeah I am."
"There it is, you´re drooling again."
He suddenly felt tense and closed his eyes waiting for the usual punch. Nothing happened.
"Er...where´s my daily abuse dose?"
"I might just let it slide. Looking at that drool with different eyes now."
She winked at him and he wasn´t sure he if was happy or upset. He was a masochist, wasn´t he? Probably better not to ask. He could get punched for different reasons whenever he wanted.
"So...you still up for some princess time?" he offered.
"As long as you drool."
When Sasha walked in the room later she wasn´t very surprised to find a puddle of drool at her feet but for her own mental sake she decided not to think about it.
Dialogue by: @ABigBadWolf
"Damn this is good...what is this again?"
"It's jelly, Fiona."
"You Hyperions have some good stuff, I'll admit."
"Hah, we've got plenty of jelly but this one's particularly rare."
"Oh, why?"
"It's has a secret ingredient...actual human tears from the maker himself!"
"Whoa...who is he?"
"His name is @InGen_Nate_Kenny...I hear he decided to go for a jelly factory when he saw just how great Rhyiona is."
"Hah, will you look at that, we're more useful than we thought!"
"Shows how much of a perfect match we are."
And with that they kept eating, savouring the product of one man's misery that they themselves caused.
fite me m8
Me and bloop on a mission.
Hidden scene in the game.
100% proof.
I have never realised that if Jack "takes over your body" Rhy's Echo Eye turns yellow almost the colour he has in the present time...hmm
I like this version better
Spongebob.666
This thread...
Rhys looked down at his hand.
"Hm, the forums are going pretty insane about us lately."
"Oh? We´ve gotten even more popular?"
"Yeah. People really like us together. They even have threads dedicated to us. One´s even called ´50 Shades of Rhyiona´. Wow."
She chuckled.
"That sounds like dedication. I´m touched."
"Yeah, we have very dedicated and loyal followers. It makes me happy."
"So they watch us from their little forum?"
"I guess so."
"Then we should probably at least say hello, no?"
"Great idea. One of your few good ones."
She smacked him.
"Hello our adoring fans!"
i love these pics XD
You forgot one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmELf8DJAVY
Those watermarks doe
They add to the beauty...
[Sweats nervously]
That's the true 50 Shades of Rhyona in one pic ^
Fiona sweetly snuggled up to Rhys´ sock.
"Damn, I´m getting a little jealous...It´s like you love that sock more than you love me."
"I love this sock slightly more than I love you."
"Wha-?"
"You heard me."
"That´s so unfair. I´m your princess!"
"The sock´s a sweet, silent knight, though. Attractive."
Rhys pouted.
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Oeps wrong fandom xD