Jack's Fetish
So this is what Jack is into:
Thoughts?'
Anyone share his love for head...wear?
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So this is what Jack is into:
Thoughts?'
Anyone share his love for head...wear?
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After seeing hatless Fiona in all her glory.
I'm inclined to disagree.
Considering that his last girlfriend was Nisha, the Sheriff of Lynchwood, this makes total sense!
As a player of Team Fortress 2...
A hat fetish would make sense actually.
Hey, hats are awesome. As the post above notes, hats. Why else are the men of TF2 so dang popular among women, despite their older ages?
Jack scammed the Pandorans out of their unusuals
Just light Finch's hair on fire again, that counts as an unusual.
Jack's into abs.
Because Nazis, Black Scottish Cyclopses, Commies, Ambiguously-Gendered Psychopaths and Piss-Throwers appeal to them?
Vaugn's abs only get in a 7/10 though, while Fiona's hat clearly rockets her into the 9/10 range.
Give Vaugn that hat though and the scale just might break...
Fix'd.
Medic isn't a Nazi, Valve can't stress that enough. 8D; But yeah, somehow the mercs are pretty appealing.
Now I can't get this mental image out of my head of Vaughn wearing tiny hats on his nipples
Thanks a lot
And his girlfriend before that was Moxxi, who is also know for her fine millinery (we've literally never seen her without a hat).
Wait. This is actually a thing.
Jack legitimately has a hat fetish...
TELLTALE IS ADDING SO MUCH DEPTH TO THESE CHARACTERS!
Well... Who doesn't like hats?