Lines you weren't supposed to laught at, yet did anyway [Season 2 Edition]

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  • "tracking us? what are they, ninjas?"

  • Alvin: So he did have food. Man, fuck Nick.

  • "Are you assholes? You guy's aren't assholes are you? There's a lot of assholes out here these days."

    "YOU'RE the one holding a gun."

    "...Touche."

  • I don't know why, but when Carlos says "...cease to function" I giggle.

  • At the river:
    Pete-- "Sooner or later you'll realize a simple truth."
    Nick-- "What? That you're an asshole?"

  • Clem to Nick: I knew someone like you. He was always screwing up.

    I snorted but was also a little surprised because I didn't think she was going to compare him to Ben, though now that I think about it, he really is a Ben/Lilly love-child.

  • Clem: We mostly talked about Kenny...

    Carlos: Kenny? The loud man with the beard?

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    Kenny: "..Luke and nick, you guys sure do look like a MATCH!"

    Holy shit Kenny makes more enemy's then friends.

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    As someone who was intrigued by a cranky big brother/precocious little sister dynamic with Nick/Clem, I'm kind of sad I missed these.

    also: Nick: "It's a still." Clem: "I know what it is!" Nick: "The fuck you do." God that cracked me up.

  • "I'm not an asshole"

    Rock114 posted: »

    "Are you assholes? You guy's aren't assholes are you? There's a lot of assholes out here these days." "YOU'RE the one holding a gun." "...Touche."

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    He's from Florida, dumb shit comes out of his mouth sometimes.

    Lee4ever posted: »

    Kenny: "..Luke and nick, you guys sure do look like a MATCH!" Holy shit Kenny makes more enemy's then friends.

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    Carver: "You're not very polite for a little girl"

    Clementine: "And you're not very polite for an adult. . . This is my house"
    One of the most amusing sentences in season 2 for me.

  • That's my favorite :)

    strolts posted: »

    At the river: Pete-- "Sooner or later you'll realize a simple truth." Nick-- "What? That you're an asshole?"

  • ''What am I,a monkey?''
    ''You said it,not me"

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    Pete: So what happened to the dog?

    Clem: It ran off.

    Luke: So some dog just comes up, bites you, and then runs off. Just some asshole dog out in the forest.

    The tone and gestures Luke makes just made that all kinds of hilarious.

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    Another one would be when you save Pete.

    • Pete: Hand me that thing there
    • Clementine: Are you sure?
    • Pete: I got nothing to lose. Other than my piggly wigglies, of course.
  • Nick(to Pete and Clem): why didn't you guys wait up?

    Pete: you want us standing around while you piss on a tree >Classic

    Later on...Pete: damn it. God dammit! ( the way he said that>>>)

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    -Nick: [Carlos accent] "Luke,he's becoming a danger to the group!"

    -Clem: "I had a treehouse once."

    Luke: "Well,there you go!"

    Clem: "I hated it."

    Luke: [sad face]

    -Sarah: "Look dad,a Christmas tree."

    Carlos: "Not now Sarah -.-."

    Me: [rofl]

    -Alvin: "Wish we had one of those juice boxes."
    (TT reference to the forums,maybe? :p)

  • Funniest line in the ep for me lol found it hilarious

    "I had a treehouse once." "Well there you go" "I hated it..."

  • -Alvin: "Wish we had one of those juice boxes." (TT reference to the forums,maybe? :p)

    yeah i thought that too when i heard him say it :)

    Araron posted: »

    -Nick: [Carlos accent] "Luke,he's becoming a danger to the group!" -Clem: "I had a treehouse once." Luke: "Well,there you go!" Clem

  • Agreed. That was hilarious

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    I dont... laugh while playing TWD. But smile, grin.. sure.

    "I'm ... Carley." Playing that little line game with Carver made me feel kinda like badass.

    And of course when I see Kenny, guess more than tears there was a grin on my face. Mainly because I didnt like him in season one, but I was supporting him nevertheless, maybe because he is after all better man then me.

  • Laughed at it too - hilarious.

    also: Nick: "It's a still." Clem: "I know what it is!" Nick: "The fuck you do." God that cracked me up.

  • Nick's impression of Carlos "Nick is becoming a danger to the group", Kenny with "Listen Vanilla Ice" and awesome Clem with "I did this before, in a shed" and "I had a treehouse once, I hated it..."

  • "What's with these guys clem?"

  • "Keep your voice down!"

    "But you just yelled at me!"

    "Shut up!"

  • Clem's face when Luke says "Ill catch you. Probably"
    Or when she's climbing the latter and slips and she says Luke looks like an idiot. Because he does and I just burst out laughing everytime haha

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    Matthew: Hm, you don't look like assholes, Are you assholes?
    Clem: Im not an asshole.
    Luke: You calling me an asshole?
    Gets me everytime xD even though it was probably meant to be funny

  • Luke to Nick about telling Walter the truth: "Nick, I'm warning you, this is fucking suicide!" Nick's response: "I'll live with it."

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    man, Clem was so rude there but I couldn´t help myself... I wanted to see what was Rebecca´s response! it brings memories from Lee and Lilly

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  • Luke: He feel off the bridge

    Alvin:Damn 0_0

    man, Clem was so rude there but I couldn´t help myself... I wanted to see what was Rebecca´s response! it brings memories from Lee and Lilly

  • Clem: "That man said he had food in the station."

    Alvin: "Mind checking it out?"

    Clem: "Why don't you go look?"

    Alvin: "I'm just going to sit here for a minute."

  • when Clem goes up the ladder
    Luke: Don't look down okay?
    Clem slips and almost falls
    Luke: Woah Woah! Look at me everything is fine.
    Clem: I thought you told me not to look down!
    Luke: Good point.

  • Mathew: .....touché.

    That's when I laughed.

    Matthew: Hm, you don't look like assholes. Are you assholes ? Clem: Well, you're the one holding a gun. Me: BUUURN

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    Episode 2 has a whopper:

    CLEM: (looking through binoculars) There's a little house by the bridge.

    CARLOS: How big is it?

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    .double post oops

  • I wish there was an option to say 'Oh I don't know Carlos, the small house is really f'ing big' haha

    Episode 2 has a whopper: CLEM: (looking through binoculars) There's a little house by the bridge. CARLOS: How big is it?

  • Not a line, but the shot where you see Carver holding a knife next to Carlos' ear was pretty hilarious.
    Pretty sure that was a Reservoir Dogs easter egg.

  • i wonder would she actually say "i'd shoot me", or it is just something wrong with the caption.

    Slither29 posted: »

    "I'd shoot me" Clementine to Luke on the bridge

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