I don't know if anyone has written this yet, but one of my favorites is "F*** you Larry. Eat up."
And then the close up on Larry chewing. So awful, but hilarious nonetheless.
Oops. Sorry, I just noticed that you said Season 2 edition.
Haha, because of this wonderful game have I so been so inspired to swear when I really shouldn't.
But it's a good thing, because I've never done it before :33
Can't remember the exact wording, but there's a funny gem in episode 1 where Clem complains how she hates scavengers because they always take everything... while she's scrounging around the abandoned campsite for food with Sam.
Can't remember the exact wording, but there's a funny gem in episode 1 where Clem complains how she hates scavengers because they always take everything... while she's scrounging around the abandoned campsite for food with Sam.
Nick: For someone with such a big place they sure are accommodating.
Alvin (suddenly stops eating): What the hell does that even mean?
Nick: I don't know. It's just suspicious.
Alvin: What the hell Nick? You're a damn nut.
Ah well you have look at everything except the kettle and cooler first, check the kettle, then the cooler to get that line.
"No food on the grill. Nothing in the cooler. Ugh I hate scavengers! They take everything!"
That's not what I chose the first time I played but when I saw that option I was like "that is one of the saddest things Clem or any kid could say in an apocalypse." Not knowing how old you are is just downright sad.
That's not what I chose the first time I played but when I saw that option I was like "that is one of the saddest things Clem or any kid could say in an apocalypse." Not knowing how old you are is just downright sad.
"What? No! You ca... ehy Nick you cannot do that" Luke to Nick when Nick said that he had to tell Walt about Matthew.
I laughted so hard at the way he stopped after three words to calm himself down and not to speak too loud.
His VA is amazing!
When Clem is climbing up to look out over the woods and she nearly falls off the ladder and Luke says "look at me" I was laughing because out loud I was like "you just told me not to look down!" and then it wound up being an option xD
Kenny: ''Peaches and beans, great for nutrition, not too great on the way out though, I'd tell ya!'' * laughs *
Clem: ...
Me: * laughing my butt cheeks off * ( Just ate peaches and beans thats why )
Considering Clem didn't laugh, I'm counting this one as something that shouldn't make you laugh I guess, she didn't. I did though xD
What can I say!? I laugh at poop jokes! Im more childish than Clem! There, I said it xD
Haha. I have a little sister Clem's age; Clem reminds me of her at times. I laughed at this because before she had learned to walk, my mom and I once caught her climbing up the rungs of a bunk bed ladder we had at the time, so Monkey as a nickname stuck after that.
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"He fell off the damn bridge? o_o"
??? Yes she actually says it...
Nick: For someone with such a big place they sure are accommodating.
Alvin (suddenly stops eating): What the hell does that even mean?
Nick: I don't know. It's just suspicious.
Alvin: What the hell Nick? You're a damn nut.
This is going to sound really cheesy, but when Kenny was doing the talking hand motion behind Walters back.
I don't know if anyone has written this yet, but one of my favorites is "F*** you Larry. Eat up."
And then the close up on Larry chewing. So awful, but hilarious nonetheless.
Oops. Sorry, I just noticed that you said Season 2 edition.
Hey Nick shut the fuck up
Luke to Nick regarding telling Walter about Mathew XD cracks me up big time, cause its probably something I would say
Walt: How much damage can this poor woman do?
Clem: She can't hurt anyone... LOOK at her
Bonnie: ........
Bonnie's face makes me crack up
Haha, because of this wonderful game have I so been so inspired to swear when I really shouldn't.
But it's a good thing, because I've never done it before :33
It's a determinant choice, and she says it because Luke considers the person in front not to be likely to shoot a little girl.
Can't remember the exact wording, but there's a funny gem in episode 1 where Clem complains how she hates scavengers because they always take everything... while she's scrounging around the abandoned campsite for food with Sam.
Me: Well I don't know Alvin, did you see a human body on the way?
Ah well you have look at everything except the kettle and cooler first, check the kettle, then the cooler to get that line.
"No food on the grill. Nothing in the cooler. Ugh I hate scavengers! They take everything!"
Nick: "Where is he?"
Just after Matthew blatantly falls off of the bridge.
I never saw that in the game
Clem: First, don't be afraid. It's just a thing.
Sarah: What does that mean..?
Clem: Uh... I have no idea.
Thanks.
Still funny as hell.
Just sit with Luke at dinner. It'll come up during one of the choice selections (1st or 2nd) so wait a bit to hear the whole exchange.
i wish we had the option to say "He's gone for a swim - WHERE THE FooK DO YOU THINK HE'S GONE NICKY".
Clem kills zombie
Luke: Nice job, kid. Luke pats Clem on the back hard
Clem: Ow...
Luke looks down at Clem with a sad face
Clem smiles at Luke
Luke smiles at Clem
Laughed at that, lol.
Ah okay, thanks
"You look like an idiot." Clem to Luke while climbing the stairs.
Bonnie: How old are you, dear?
Clem: I... I don't know.
Bonnie's reaction cracked me up.
The part after you decide to completely abandon the plan and just annihilate the big zombie for yourself.
Clem holds out hand
Luke slaps Clem's hand
Luke: "Now, don't ever do that again."
Clem: "OK....."
It was like a father telling off his little girl for doing something bad. It cracked me up.
I really wanted the reply of "sorry Lee always told me not to speak to strangers" lol.
Andy:"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE? LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!"
Lee:"Shut the fuck up!"
That's not what I chose the first time I played but when I saw that option I was like "that is one of the saddest things Clem or any kid could say in an apocalypse." Not knowing how old you are is just downright sad.
Same but I did this after my first time, so I did it when replaying it. PS: I've been playing A House Divided once every day since March 4th.
Not surprising. I've only played it four times and I watched my friend play it.
I loved when Clementine said "I've done it before...in a shed" Luke's guilty face was priceless.
"Can't you find food, like... just like that?" Clem to Sam
Challenge accepted kid...
Yeah, and his facial expression and hand gestures made it even funnier!
Clem: "You're not my dad, Carlos,"
Carlos: "And you are lucky you are not my daughter."
Clem: "Thank god..."
When Clem is climbing up to look out over the woods and she nearly falls off the ladder and Luke says "look at me" I was laughing because out loud I was like "you just told me not to look down!" and then it wound up being an option xD
That's why she's getting the business end of that green climbing ax in the background of Episode 3's trailer.
Andy: "All we wanted was some gasoline". ("Your friend's legs were just a bonus").
Kenny: ''Peaches and beans, great for nutrition, not too great on the way out though, I'd tell ya!'' * laughs *
Clem: ...
Me: * laughing my butt cheeks off * ( Just ate peaches and beans thats why )
Considering Clem didn't laugh, I'm counting this one as something that shouldn't make you laugh I guess, she didn't. I did though xD
What can I say!? I laugh at poop jokes! Im more childish than Clem! There, I said it xD
when clem sees Kenny again for the first time and says holy shit XD
Nick: "Why didnt you wait for me?"
Pete: "You want us to wait for you while you piss on a tree? You know where the river is boy!"
Haha. I have a little sister Clem's age; Clem reminds me of her at times. I laughed at this because before she had learned to walk, my mom and I once caught her climbing up the rungs of a bunk bed ladder we had at the time, so Monkey as a nickname stuck after that.