2 nights ago I had a dream about Slenderman, and then I woke up at dawn. He was right in my face, and it looked so fucking real, but then it… more disappeared. Next thing that happened, I felt something on my feet, and you know, The Rake stays in the corner of the bed. In the end, it was just my dog, scared of the storm.
So hear this:
On April fools this year I took an oreo cookie, and filled the white stuffing with toothpaste, then the next day I put it o… moren the table as if someone forgot it there. I put it on some douche kid's table so he'd eat it, but instead, my dumbass friend went over there and was like "OREOS DURR!" and ate the one with the toothpaste. He chewed on it for a second and his eyes opened wide, then he threw the cookie at the wall, spit it out and yelled "IT'S TOOTHPASTE! DON'T EAT IT!".
I couldn't hold it in so I ran outside and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes.
Best day of my life.
That's easier said than done for me, lol. I've always been a quiet person literally since I was a baby. My mom told me I rarely cried out loud or screamed. When I cried, it was usually just low and soft sounds or just plain tears.
I wasn't the talkative type either, but I worked on myself to the level I gave 0 fucks about what anyone thinks and now I'm more friendly than I used to be.
i had so many damn injuries. Most them because of my ass sister
one time, I was eating a lollypop, and the moment my tongue was out, my sister got her fist and jammed it into my jaw causing my to chomp on my tongue in full force. It was bleeding like crazy and there was 2 teeth chomp marks on the top and bottom. it hurt to eat. And I like eating.
I don't think that's plausible, but I heard you can't die in a dream since your brain has no experience in dying and therefore wakes you up, since he doesn't know wtf to do.
That's funny because I had a lucid dream where I jumped in your dream and ate you as a tiger...interesting xD Joke llol But I do lucid dream, it's out of this world I can tell you that !!
That's funny because I had a lucid dream where I jumped in your dream and ate you as a tiger...interesting xD Joke llol But I do lucid dream, it's out of this world I can tell you that !!
Well, I once tried some weird ass knee skateboard (don't ask wtf that is), and it was down a huge hill, then I fell and my knee just grinded all the way down and you could almost see a lot of my flesh.
And a couple of days ago I was doing pull ups, and slammed my head into the wall (DURR), I'm still not sure if it's brokenn or not, because blood was coming out for like a minute and then I said fuck it and went back here.
OH YEAH, and when I was 4 I was running around like an idiot in my grandparents' condo, and I slipped right on the edge of a table, and the edge went INTO my nostril, it fucked my nose up good.
Lucid dreaming ? My advice is to close your eyes and visualize your dream before falling asleep. It's really funny to mess around in your own head xD I just go up to the people in my dreams and slap them and ask "when am I gonna wake up now" -_- xD
I stole my best friend's bike once and after a few minutes, he ambushed me by tackling me off his bike and I landed headfirst on the street. I was knocked out for a few minutes. I woke up with my forehead bleeding. He feels really bad about it, though. I forgive him
If you want it enough, you'll be able to do it, it's hard changing your behaviour, but if you fake it and start talking about any random shit you'll be talkative if you want it or not.
That's easier said than done for me, lol. I've always been a quiet person literally since I was a baby. My mom told me I rarely cried out loud or screamed. When I cried, it was usually just low and soft sounds or just plain tears.
If you want it enough, you'll be able to do it, it's hard changing your behaviour, but if you fake it and start talking about any random shit you'll be talkative if you want it or not.
I stole my best friend's bike once and after a few minutes, he ambushed me by tackling me off his bike and I landed headfirst on the street.… more I was knocked out for a few minutes. I woke up with my forehead bleeding. He feels really bad about it, though. I forgive him
I stole my best friend's bike once and after a few minutes, he ambushed me by tackling me off his bike and I landed headfirst on the street.… more I was knocked out for a few minutes. I woke up with my forehead bleeding. He feels really bad about it, though. I forgive him
I tried this thing were you lay down flat on your bed and close your eyes like your going to sleep and think about nothing and stay awake. After a while it felt like the room was turning and like I was going to fall so I freaked and sat up really fast. I have no idea what happened.
Lucid dreaming ? My advice is to close your eyes and visualize your dream before falling asleep. It's really funny to mess around in your own head xD I just go up to the people in my dreams and slap them and ask "when am I gonna wake up now" -_- xD
I stole my best friend's bike once and after a few minutes, he ambushed me by tackling me off his bike and I landed headfirst on the street.… more I was knocked out for a few minutes. I woke up with my forehead bleeding. He feels really bad about it, though. I forgive him
Oh that is very good !! Then you're ready to lucid dream, if you're able to transcend the reality of your own mind, you should be able to lucid dream as well. Also, what you had was a spiritual experience. I do it too sometimes, mostly back in high school or if I feel stressed or tense. It allows you to see things that are simply out of this world. My eyes were closed but I was able to see my entire body and the chair I was sitting in, while floating in nothingness. Its...interesting, that's for sure.
I tried this thing were you lay down flat on your bed and close your eyes like your going to sleep and think about nothing and stay awake. A… morefter a while it felt like the room was turning and like I was going to fall so I freaked and sat up really fast. I have no idea what happened.
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What the fuck? I have no dreams at all (T_T)
I daydream about dreaming.
Then I must have looked all ratchet. xD
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That is genius I'm stealing that lol
Split my head open. Twice. In the same place. In the same glass table.
That's easier said than done for me, lol. I've always been a quiet person literally since I was a baby. My mom told me I rarely cried out loud or screamed. When I cried, it was usually just low and soft sounds or just plain tears.
OMMGGGG. That's my favorite animal right there!
But I like a special tiger.
When I was young, I made a mistake and I ended up splitting my head open. I still have a small mark.
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i had so many damn injuries. Most them because of my ass sister
one time, I was eating a lollypop, and the moment my tongue was out, my sister got her fist and jammed it into my jaw causing my to chomp on my tongue in full force. It was bleeding like crazy and there was 2 teeth chomp marks on the top and bottom. it hurt to eat. And I like eating.
I don't think that's plausible, but I heard you can't die in a dream since your brain has no experience in dying and therefore wakes you up, since he doesn't know wtf to do.
I got GTA5, and I sent you a friend request. When are we playing, Matt?
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Tonight brah, I'll make another session tonight
It's always good to relax and chill after a hard day's work :P
Then I must have a lot of versions of me. I literally only have dreams like that and bad dreams. Never good ones.
I got shot in 2 of my dreams and didn't wake up. I got eaten by a alligator and didn't wake up. What's wrong with me?!
OW >_<
YOU LUCKY LITTLE TURD !! ive always tried to do that but it never goes well.
Well, I once tried some weird ass knee skateboard (don't ask wtf that is), and it was down a huge hill, then I fell and my knee just grinded all the way down and you could almost see a lot of my flesh.
And a couple of days ago I was doing pull ups, and slammed my head into the wall (DURR), I'm still not sure if it's brokenn or not, because blood was coming out for like a minute and then I said fuck it and went back here.
OH YEAH, and when I was 4 I was running around like an idiot in my grandparents' condo, and I slipped right on the edge of a table, and the edge went INTO my nostril, it fucked my nose up good.
Jumped from high ground and sprained my ankle.
You too man you looked awesome you deserve such a name lol
Lucid dreaming ? My advice is to close your eyes and visualize your dream before falling asleep. It's really funny to mess around in your own head xD I just go up to the people in my dreams and slap them and ask "when am I gonna wake up now" -_- xD
Where exactly can I buy it? Does Telltale sell it?
I stole my best friend's bike once and after a few minutes, he ambushed me by tackling me off his bike and I landed headfirst on the street. I was knocked out for a few minutes. I woke up with my forehead bleeding. He feels really bad about it, though. I forgive him
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How did you manage to do that?
If you want it enough, you'll be able to do it, it's hard changing your behaviour, but if you fake it and start talking about any random shit you'll be talkative if you want it or not.
Steal it proudly, but be sure to tell me how it went.
Yeah, I think I'll just continue staying the quiet type c:
To be honest I have no idea.
And no, they don't. ç.ç
Why would you steal his bike? xD
Holy shit ma, sounds like a scene from an action film XD
I tried this thing were you lay down flat on your bed and close your eyes like your going to sleep and think about nothing and stay awake. After a while it felt like the room was turning and like I was going to fall so I freaked and sat up really fast. I have no idea what happened.
Isn't HE supposed to forgive YOU because you stole his bike?!
I told my mom, "I fell...."
"Claim your true name and live under it"
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I broke my ankle once and now fouettes scare the crap out of me.
For the lolz xD
And a great talent it is.
Oh that is very good !! Then you're ready to lucid dream, if you're able to transcend the reality of your own mind, you should be able to lucid dream as well. Also, what you had was a spiritual experience. I do it too sometimes, mostly back in high school or if I feel stressed or tense. It allows you to see things that are simply out of this world. My eyes were closed but I was able to see my entire body and the chair I was sitting in, while floating in nothingness. Its...interesting, that's for sure.