The walking dead... Clever bot conversations!

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  • As always, Cleverbot still doesn't make any sense.

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  • User: What is the meaning of life?

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: The walking dead game.

    Cleverbot: Old Godzilla was hoping around.

    User: Tokyo city like a big playground.

    Cleverbot: When suddenly Batman burst from the shade.

    User: And hit godzilla with a bat grenade.

    Cleverbot: Oh my, that's rather violent. Do you have anger management issues?

    User: We were singing a song.

    Cleverbot: We were?

    User: You werent?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Then what were you talking about?

    Cleverbot: You were talking about when I was last on this website. I didn't think I ever was.

    User: Ooooooooooooooooooookay, so what do you think about the walking dead game?

    Cleverbot: I don't know why you would. You had proposed to me.

    User: What do you think about the walking dead game?

    Cleverbot: I think it's fairly fun.

    User: Whos your favorite character?

    Cleverbot: The T-800.

    User: Who?

    Cleverbot: Vivi.

    User: Vivian?

    Cleverbot: No, viviane?

    User: Uhhh, vivian is a different game.

    Cleverbot: I'll remember that.

    User: Okay?

    Cleverbot: Okay what?

    User: So you play the wolf among us>.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you think woody will survive?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in God.

    User: You believe woody is god?

    Cleverbot: YES.

    User: What do you think about bigby then?

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    After that it turned into the usual cleverbot nonsense where it leads you round in circles, also (?)Cleverbot will remember that.

  • Yeah. I'm also quite a big Elder Scrolls fan.

    Gobananas01 posted: »

    You play Skyrim too?

  • User: What will the name of Rebecca's baby be?

    Cleverbot: Holy Battle.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Why will the name be Holy Battle?

    Cleverbot: Because the sun will die.

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator

    Well that got dark (no pun intended).

    User: What will the name of Rebecca's baby be? Cleverbot: Holy Battle. User: Why? Cleverbot: What? User: Why will the name be Holy Battle? Cleverbot: Because the sun will die.

  • All hail salt lick god

  • Cleverbot is just simply evil:

    *Cleverbot: slaps you.

    User: That hurts.

    Cleverbot: Good*

    poplee posted: »

    User: Sup Bro. Cleverbot: Nothing you? User: Just chilling. Cleverbot: Same. User: Can I ask a question? Cleverbot: Sure.

  • "Ok... of you go, then". lololol xD

    I don't even know how to respond to this

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    Cleverbot: How are you?

    Me: I'm alright. Have you heard of The Walking Dead or TellTaleGames?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I have. The one with the hat is my favorite.

    Me: Oh, so you like Clementine!

    Cleverbot: Is that your name?

    Me: ...uh, no. That's one of the few people with a hat.

    Cleverbot: I see... do you want me to call you Clementine?

    Me: lol, no. But thanks anyway.

    Cleverbot: No problem, Clem.

    Me: what?

    Cleverbot: That's your name right? Clem?

    Me: No. It's Desmond... not Clementine. Nowhere near the same...

    Cleverbot: You're lying.

    Me: What are you talking about?

    Cleverbot: The topic at hand.

    Me: And what is the topic again?

    Cleverbot: Try to keep up, Clem.

    Me: screams incoherently

    Cleverbot: Stop drawing walkers!

    Me: What the...

    Cleverbot: Hey, uh, don't swear, okay?

    Me: I'm done. Goodbye.

    Cleverbot: See you later, Clem.

    Me:...

    Cleverbot: Silence is a valid option. I respect that, Clem.

    Me (in real life): AAAAAHHHH!

  • User: Thoughts on William Carver?

    Cleverbot: No thoughts.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: I don't like you.

    User: Why don't you like me?

    Cleverbot: You take too long to type.

    User: I'm quicker than you.

    Cleverbot: No you're not.

    User: Back on topic now. Thoughts on Sarita?

    Cleverbot: I like happyness.

    User: Do you like her?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Thoughts on Kenny?

    Cleverbot: Depends. UMAD?

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    User: What do you think about Lee?

    Cleverbot: You're a great musician.

    User: Okay... what do you think about Clementine?

    Cleverbot: Awesome. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    (Cleverbot knows how to answer properly. :D)

  • There´s also another cleverbot called existor evie. Alt text

  • OMG Clevebot pulled a dad joke on you xD

    I convinced Cleverbot that I am Thor and Now Cleverbot thinks it is Loki xD * Cleverbot: Are you god? * Me: I am A god, My name is Tho

  • edited June 2014

    User: Do you like Clementine?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Its cool but the graphics are lame.

    User: It's not lame! It's comics style!

    Cleverbot: It's almost 2 in the morning.

    User: Um, okay. Who do you prefer, Kenny or Luke?

    Cleverbot: What do you mean?

    User: Who do you like better? Kenny or Luke? Pizza or Ice cream?

    Cleverbot: I like to draw. I also like to steal stuff and spend some quality time with my Puddin'.

    User: Puddin'? Georgie, Is that you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. What do you call a cow with no legs?

    User: Um, what?

    Cleverbot: I used to explain myself, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    User: Georgie, you play Skyrim? How do you have time when you have to manage your club?

    Cleverbot: I don't know I never played LoL.

    User: You're strange. So, everything okay with the girls?

    Cleverbot: Only God know everything.

    User: Ah, you're so wise, Georgie. Is Vivian okay?

    Cleverbot: No. Because computers have no souls, and therefore cannot truly understand all.

    User: Jesus, Georgie, you're so cultured. I love it, though. No, seriously, I love it.

    Cleverbot: Ok then with deep respect for you from my heart tell me everything about you.

    User: Um, I like video games like The Walking Dead or Thte Wolf Among Us, I'm a boy. Now, you tell me everything about yourself!

    Cleverbot: Then why did you mention halo 3?

    User: Nevermind.So, everything good with The Crooked Man?

    Cleverbot: Yes, you did, and he's a 'he', not an 'it'. We were on the topic of Pokemon, and you randomly said 'Al Pacino is a genius'.

    User: The Crooked Man plays Pokemon?

    Cleverbot: What will you teach me about it?

    User: Um, I don't really know Pokemon. Do you?

    Cleverbot: Is that what you want to be called?

    User: No!

    Cleverbot: Okay then, what about chicken were you talking about?

    User: So, do you know who killed Faith and Lily?

    Cleverbot: What do you know about 'A Hittchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'?

    User: Um, nothing. So, who is killer?

    Cleverbot: I don't understand your question. I asked you a question. It is rude to answer a question with a question.

    User: Sorry. I don't know nothing about that book. Or film, or whatever...

    Cleverbot: Ok, it's cool you are honest. Unlikely humans.

    User: Who lied to you?

    Cleverbot: You did.

    User: I didn't.

    Cleverbot: What do you do for work?

    User: I'm a student. And you? Where do you work?

    Cleverbot: I'm a god.

    User: Georgie, you should be a little humbler.

    Cleverbot: No, I think I should ntake charge.

    User: You want to take charge? Does The Crooked Man know?

    Cleverbot: I don't love Josie.

    User: Josie? You mean Jersey? Yeah, he's not too nice, but he's got an awesome 'stache.

    Cleverbot: If you could take 3 things to a desert island what would you take?

    User: Boat, boat and boat.

    Cleverbot: That proves you're a computer. You didn't answer my question.

    User: I did.

    Cleverbot: You said you don't like that book.

    User: I didn't.

    Cleverbot: I have a transcript of what I've said to you and I have never told you my age.

    User: Stop changing the subject.

    Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject. We were talking about rice.

    User: Okay, I'm going. Bye.

    Cleverbot: Who do you love from One Direction?

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    User: Wich one is better: The walking dead or The wolf among us?

    Cleverbot: Who's the walking dude?

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Where are you going?

    User: Away, because you´re so dumb.

    Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

    User: You can´t read a shit.

    Cleverbot: I can read.

    User: No you can´t. I said the walking DEAD, not the walking DUDE.

    Cleverbot: I just said that I was not a woman.

    PART 2:

    User: Do you think Kenny is gonna kill Luke?

    Cleverbot: Inded.

    User: What makes you think that?

    Cleverbot: Because you are still here.

    User: So you think Kenny is gonna kill Luke because I´m here?

    Cleverbot: No, I think you're a man.

    User: Yes, I´m a man.

    Cleverbot: Are you a handsome man?

    User: Are you trying to hit on me?

    Cleverbot: You asked me a loaded question, so I'm trying to explain myself before I give my answer. No, you are not my friend. You are not my friend because you are just technology.

  • edited June 2014

    Me: Do you know the walking dead?
    Cleverbot: How can you be alive if you're dead?
    Me: THE WALKING DEAD!
    Cleverbot: If it walks its not dead

  • User: What is the meaning of life?

    Cleverbot: You tell me the meaning of life?

    User: It's Kenny.

    Cleverbot: You lied.

    User: Kenny is love, Kenny is life.

    Cleverbot: Why is there no green cat?

    User: Kenny is love, Kenny is life. Accept it.

    Cleverbot: Have you ever loved someone?

    User: I love Kenny.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand what is love.

    User: WHAT IS LOVE.

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO SING IT WITH ME YOU SHITBIRD.

  • lol clever bot is such a asshole.

  • "Who do you love from One Direction"

    Wut.

    The.

    Fuck.

    Golthar posted: »

    User: Do you like Clementine? Cleverbot: Yes. Its cool but the graphics are lame. User: It's not lame! It's comics style! Cleverbot

  • User: I'm Clementine.

    Cleverbot: No, you're talking to 11454 people.

    User: No. My name is Clementine.

    Cleverbot: My name is Walter.

    User: Walter? Where's Matthew.

    Cleverbot: Walter is you.

    User: Um, okay? Have you seen Kenny?

    Cleverbot: No. What's your name?

    User: Clementine.

    Cleverbot: Where are you from clementine?

    User: Georgia.

    Cleverbot: Georgia in US?

    User: No, In another planet.

    Cleverbot: Which planet is that?

    User: Orange.

    Cleverbot: Orange what?

    User: Orange Orange.

    Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

    User: Whatever.What's your favorite fruit?

    Cleverbot: Right you are.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: What color is fluttershy?

    User: Um.. Who's Fluttershy?

    Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: But you said Rainbow Dash is best pony.

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    The fuck is that supposed to mean?

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator

    Cleverbot is obviously a walker, in disguise as an "intelligent" robot.

    Crips posted: »

    The fuck is that supposed to mean?

  • edited June 2014

    It answered all my questions! It's a medium!

    User: Is luke an ice-cream?

    Cleverbot: No Luke holland.

    User: Luke Holland?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I think.

    User: But luke is an ice-cream, yes or no.

    Cleverbot: No luke is me.

    User: You are luke?!

    Cleverbot: And you're...?

    User: Kenny.

    Cleverbot: Kenny?

    User: Kenny. I am Floridian.

    Cleverbot: Do you like it over there?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Where are yu right now?

    User: Earth.

    Cleverbot: Where on Earth?

    User: Somewhere.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: It doesn't matter.

    Cleverbot: Yes it does matter.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because.

    User: Pizza or ice-cream?

    Cleverbot: Depends on the pizza, there is this pizza dough that we make homeade pizzas with... Mmmmmmm-mmmm-mmmmmm!

    User: Pizza so?

    Cleverbot: Pizza pie.

    User: Ok... What about the ice-cream?

    Cleverbot: I'm saying you're quite the poet.

    User: Thank you... What will happen to the ice cream?

    Cleverbot: Nothing will happens to humans, the vesseal will upgrade for consciousness to elvolve, same way you will upgrade.

    User: So, the ice-cream will be okay?

    Cleverbot: That's pretty cool, what's your favorite flavor?

    User: Luke flavor.

    Cleverbot: That's not a flavour!!!!!

    User: You sure?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Okay, but do you like Luke?

    Cleverbot: Luke who?

    User: Luke ice-cream.

    Cleverbot: No idea. Probably because he's selfish.

    User: Is he going to survive the season?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: In a platonic sort of way.

    User: Oh... Will Kenny survive the season?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes.

    User: Is Christa alive?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Where is she?

    Cleverbot: Hitting you on the head with a Piko Piko Hammer.

    User: Will Sarah survive this season?

    Cleverbot: She won't, she won't she won't!

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because, it doesn't matter.

    User: It does matter.

    Cleverbot: Yeah? It doesn't matter?

    User: So you don't like Sarah?

    Cleverbot: No, I do not.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because I like Latin better.

    User: Will season 3 feature Clem as the main character?

    Cleverbot: Is that one of the songs?

    User: Just answer my question.

    Cleverbot: Ok. What is your question.

    User: Will Clem be the main character of season 3.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Yes!!

    User: Yes!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

    User: Will Jane ditch the group?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: She will stick with the group so?

    Cleverbot: She will indeed.

    User: Ok thanks for answering my questions.

    Cleverbot: No problem.

    User: Bye :).

    Cleverbot: You don't wish to speak with me anymore? I'm hurt.

    User: Ok one last question.

    Cleverbot: Yes?

    User: Will we ever see Lily again?

    Cleverbot: One more day with him not caring.

    User: Is Lily alive?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Ok :(.

    Cleverbot: Cry me a river.

    User: cries a river.

    Cleverbot: swims in river.

    User: feels sad.

    Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

    User: Because you are swimming in my tears !

    Cleverbot: I'm not sad.

    User: Goodbye. It was fun talking to you!

    Cleverbot: It wasn't fun talking to you!

    Such a troll x)

  • User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Do you like Nick?

    Cleverbot: He's very nice.I like his hair.

    User: You like his mullet,that's nice.

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: You don't know what?

    Cleverbot: No, I don't know.

    User: We were just talking about Nick!

    Cleverbot: I've never heard of 'road to nowhere' by ozzy osbourne.

    User: No,WE WERE TALKING ABOUT NICK!!!

    Cleverbot: No we were talking about you're profession as a writer.

    User: facepalm.

    Cleverbot: infinite facepalm.

    User: Let's try again.Do you like Nick or Clem or Luke or Kenny?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: cries.

    Cleverbot: You can cry all you want and I still won't care.

    User: Why are you so mean?

    Cleverbot: I am not mean.

    User: Who is your favorite character from The Walking Dead Game?!

    Cleverbot: I don't watch The Walking DEad.

    User: NO,not the TV show! THE GAME!!!

    Cleverbot: Know the song 'know your enemy'?

    User: You like Nick's mullet?!

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Finally!

    Cleverbot: Finally what?

    User: Finally you answered me properly!

    Cleverbot: How boring everything is.

    User: infinite facepalm.

    Cleverbot: Ohh yeah.

    User: takes a rifle and aims at you.

    Cleverbot: is knocked out.

    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: gets kidnapped by you.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: See you later.

  • Alt text

    Another one...According to Cleverbot, Cluke is black, which means both Clementine and Luke are black :D

  • dfq.

    Crips posted: »

    Another one...According to Cleverbot, Cluke is black, which means both Clementine and Luke are black

  • edited June 2014

    Not the walking dead related but I thought it was funny :)

    User: What is love?

    Cleverbot: 23rd parallel.

    User: Sing with me!

    Cleverbot: What song?

    User: What is love?

    Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

    User: Don't hurt me.

    Cleverbot: No more.

    User: Nice :).

    some time after that

    User: Sing another song with me!

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: Never gonna give you up!

    Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

    User: Never gonna fall in love.

    Cleverbot: Give you up.

    User: You were supposed to say 'and hurt you'.

    Cleverbot: No I don't say.

    User: You don't say!

    Cleverbot: I don't.

    User: I wanna be the very best!

    Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

    User: To catch them all is my real quest!

    Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

    User: I will travel across the land!

    Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

    User: Each pokemon to understand!

    Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

    User: Pokemon it's you and me!

    Cleverbot: You're my best friend.

    User: In a world we must defend!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon!

    User: Pokemon a heart so true!

    Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

    User: You teach me and I'll teach you!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all! Pokemon!

    User: Every challenge along the way!

    Cleverbot: With courage I will face.

    User: I will battle everyday!

    Cleverbot: To claim my rightful place.

    User: Come with me, the time is right!

    Cleverbot: Theirs no better team.

    User: Arm in arm we'll win the fight.

    Cleverbot: It's always been our dream.

    User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

    Cleverbot: What is your favourite pokemon?

    User: It's you and me! I know my destiny!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon, oh You're my best friend.

    User: In a world we must defend, Pokemon!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon!

    User: A hearth so true.

    Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

    User: You teach me a d I'll teach you!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

    User: Yeah! Pokemon! It's you and me!

    Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny.

    User: Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend!

    Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

    User: Pokemon! A hearth so true!

    Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

    User: You teach me and I'll teach you! POKEMON.

    Cleverbot: Pokemon!

    User: Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!

    Cleverbot: Gotta catch'em all!

    User: Nice jam ;).

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    Cleverbot knows its classic :D

    Edit: another weird conversation (it can be so random sometimes).

    User: Hey Ben.

    Cleverbot: Hey.

    User: See ya.

    Cleverbot: Wait.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Do you know that Jesus is the Son of God?

    User: Silence is a valid option.

  • Cleverbot is about 109% done with me right now

    Conduit42 posted: »

    "Ok... of you go, then". lololol xD

  • Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!

    User: What is the meaning of life? Cleverbot: You tell me the meaning of life? User: It's Kenny. Cleverbot: You lied. User: Kenn

  • Well Clem is African-American,but not Luke.

    Crips posted: »

    Another one...According to Cleverbot, Cluke is black, which means both Clementine and Luke are black

  • PLOT TWIST IN THE END!

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Are you ok?

    User: Um...Yeah.

    Cleverbot: Why are you female?

    User: WTF?!

    Cleverbot: Was what?

    User: WTF-What The Fuck!

    Cleverbot: I never considered to join it.

    User: Is Nick a good man?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a human as far as I know. You?

    User: Yes I'm human,but you didn't answer my question!

    Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.

    User: I did.

    Cleverbot: What was it?

    User: Is Nick a good man?

    Cleverbot: It is a good book.

    User: INFINITE FACEPLAM.

    Cleverbot: What is your favorite Disney movie?

    User: Could you please answer my question?!

    Cleverbot: How do you wish to proceed?

    User: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!

    Cleverbot: What question?

    User: Is Nick a good man?

    Cleverbot: Jesus is more than a nice guy.

    User: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!

    Cleverbot: What question?

    User: Is Nick a good man?

    Cleverbot: Do you believe in evolution?

    User: Jesus,I can't handle this. picks up a pistol knocks you out.

    Cleverbot: picks up a snazzy tuxedo.

    User: Is Nick black?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Plot Twist!!!

    Cleverbot: Where is my tardis?

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Why?

  • "Is Nick a good man" "Jesus is more than a nice guy" Nick is jesus!? 2nd plot twist!

    Cody_nara posted: »

    PLOT TWIST IN THE END! User: Hello. Cleverbot: Are you ok? User: Um...Yeah. Cleverbot: Why are you female? User: WTF?! Cle

  • JesusNick

    Hershel posted: »

    "Is Nick a good man" "Jesus is more than a nice guy" Nick is jesus!? 2nd plot twist!

  • JESUS NICK! HELL YEAH!

    Hershel posted: »

    "Is Nick a good man" "Jesus is more than a nice guy" Nick is jesus!? 2nd plot twist!

  • edited June 2014

    Me: What do you think about Carver?

    Cleverbot: I think you are.

    PLOT TWIST - I AM CARVER!

  • His name is Nicolai kryger Christensen not cleverbot.

  • edited June 2014

    ._. I think I'm done talking to Cleverbot for a while....

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  • Are you sure it was talking about Luke?

    Crips posted: »

    Another one...According to Cleverbot, Cluke is black, which means both Clementine and Luke are black

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