Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods? Like, how did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich. I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is a breakfast meal even when it occurs at dinnertime. It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.
The thing about scrambled eggs, though, is that their breakfastization gives them a certain sacrality, right? You can get yourself some bacon or Cheddar cheese any time, but scrambled eggs, they're important. Maybe scrambled eggs are ghettoized, but they're also special.
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods? Like, how did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich … morewithout anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich. I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is a breakfast meal even when it occurs at dinnertime. It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.
The thing about scrambled eggs, though, is that their breakfastization gives them a certain sacrality, right? You can get yourself some bacon or Cheddar cheese any time, but scrambled eggs, they're important. Maybe scrambled eggs are ghettoized, but they're also special.
GAH I AM SO CONFUSED
WHAT DO THE SCRAMBLED EGGS WANT
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods? Like, how did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich … morewithout anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich. I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is a breakfast meal even when it occurs at dinnertime. It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.
The thing about scrambled eggs, though, is that their breakfastization gives them a certain sacrality, right? You can get yourself some bacon or Cheddar cheese any time, but scrambled eggs, they're important. Maybe scrambled eggs are ghettoized, but they're also special.
GAH I AM SO CONFUSED
WHAT DO THE SCRAMBLED EGGS WANT
I had salad for breakfast and yeah. Uh, now that i think of it, i only had breakfast today. It's 5 so i guess it's past lunch. Like ii give a shit for the lunch and breakfast and dinner shit. I'm not hungry. I eat when i'm hungry.
Okay... so you don't seem to have posted yourself singing yet, but I just realized I really need to sleep, because its almost 6 AM and I'm s… moreupposed to be up at 8... x_x
Since I promised I'd post myself singing if someone else did and embarrass myself too, I just recorded something xD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X7PCP5wJsI
YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BACK OUT NOW GUSTAV, OTHERWISE I WILL HAVE EMBARRASSED MYSELF WITH MY OWN EARBLEEDY SINGING FOR NOTHING ;____;
I think I'm going to bed now though. night!! ;v; (SCURRIES AWAY)
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Grab some chicken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYBIsLFbKo
Drake & Josh is da shit
XD what is happening
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods? Like, how did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich. I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is a breakfast meal even when it occurs at dinnertime. It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.
The thing about scrambled eggs, though, is that their breakfastization gives them a certain sacrality, right? You can get yourself some bacon or Cheddar cheese any time, but scrambled eggs, they're important. Maybe scrambled eggs are ghettoized, but they're also special.
GAH I AM SO CONFUSED
WHAT DO THE SCRAMBLED EGGS WANT
Cop a feel.
ScrambledEggsRights 2014
sigh Oh those helpless and shy Japanese school girls.
I eat whatever I want, whenever I want. FUCK those dinners, breakfasts, suppers, brunches...
Oh wait, I don't even eat scrambled eggs. I AM A HERETIC!
It's like a anime tradition that young girls have boobs that are bigger than their head. They had it coming.
OH MY GOD NO
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER BROTHERLY M'MKAY
I don't want Eren and Mikasa to be together, that would ruin my OTP T_T
I had mars bar for breakfast
A bowl of cereal for lunch
And 4 pieces of bacon for dinner yesterday
IREGRETNOTHING
Globe icon, you paste the URL 2 times.
I had salad for breakfast and yeah. Uh, now that i think of it, i only had breakfast today. It's 5 so i guess it's past lunch. Like ii give a shit for the lunch and breakfast and dinner shit. I'm not hungry. I eat when i'm hungry.
If we're going deep and all, well in this world you don't even need your head if you have big breasts. I kind of pity all those chesty anime girls ;_;
I had frickin' Nutella.
;-;
wat
That was some deep shit, yo.
*claps *
Metal Gear feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels ;_;
With a spoon I have danced the same dance. Eating nutella with the spoon good times
I hate people who ship them, it's still incest.
Excuse me for asking, but what in the hell is this?
You mean those two anarchists that were falsely convicted and executed? Yeah. Damn.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
TAKE ALL MY LIKES
Dat voice! I know what my new ringtone will be ^-^
This sentence from Skullface somehow got me:"But their deaths served as a message to others: that ours is a society that murders the innocent".
Btw I hope that after MGS V he will be one of the most epic villains of Metal Gear. He has potential.
Seems legit.
UGH I HAVE A FINAL FINAL TOMORROW BUT IT'S TOO BORING TO STUDY
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
now the theme is stuck in my head. "Duck Tales, WOOHOO!".
I'll do my finals drunk, have fun with that Mr. Douchey Professor.