I've learned that your hand, which has been first brutally mauled by a vicious dog, then later sewed with fishing line does heal in couple days, not bothering you at all. How wondrous the world of TWDG is
I learned that no matter how bad things get, no matter how deep you fall with seemingly no way out, there is still always something worth fi… moreghting for: life and hope (Clementine) These are always well worth living. I know it's not a funny thing but I think I finally managed to handling all the feels.
Its possible to climb a 50' ladder with one arm and just a tad of self belief.
Large diesel locomotives shut themselves down with manufacturer like precision in the event of an accident.
During a ZA, gas and car battery's are very rare, but fear not ammunition grows on trees..
The U.S.A has more guns per square feet than an iraqi arms dealers bedroom.
All men talking to bowling ball bag's should be treated with the utmost suspicion.
Never walk across a frozen river/lake/pond/cannal etc. (No really .. to our younger members, never EVER do that)
Some hats have a history, respect them... respect the hat.
Luke shoots his bolt quicker than an Afghanistan sniper.
Dont have an heart attack in a room with a guy with a mustache and a selection of saltlick's. (Only jokin kenny pal, I agreed with ya ^hifive^)
Its impossible to distinguish between a human bite wound and that of a golden retriever.
Dont trust short sighted Russian's.
If someone hits you with a walkie talkie hit em back with a crowbar.......................................as hard as you are physically able..................................for about 3 and a half minutes......... ^hifive kenny^
Dripping taps can cause horrific day dreams that can result in a grown man shatting his underwear quicker than a mexican with IBS.
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Pick up locks? As in pick them up, or as in flirt with them and begin a relationship?
Children are the number 1 priority
And that they will eventually evolve into glorious beards.
Lol
That reminds me of m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
Cool Fact #43: 99.999% of people are dead when they die
Don't even get me started on dogs
You're just wasting my time I'm not going to bother
Never ever trust in dairy farmers to heal arrow wounds or even better don't get close to them in a ZA.
good like I said to you:)
except if your last name is Crawford.
Cannibals are bad, mostly because they're not good.
I learned that you shouldn't take a hatchet from a door handle.
This ^
Never trust farmers and especially what they keep behind closed doors and book cases
I've learned that Luke and Nick look like a match.
I've learned that you can say "goose pimples".
I learned that a gun is just a thing.
I've learned that your hand, which has been first brutally mauled by a vicious dog, then later sewed with fishing line does heal in couple days, not bothering you at all. How wondrous the world of TWDG is
Kenny is the only fisherman/dating counselor left in the apocalypse...
And if good good bad cannibals are considered good, than that means John Steward supports Russia's plan for world domination
I was sad when Duck died, I didn't want to kill him to stop him from turning… I just wanted to kill him
;_ ;
Especially powerful ones
bumpity bump
I've learned that an entire issue could've been solved if you just combined the two tables together than choosing who to sit with.
Fantastic. Best answer yet ...
Facial hair determines the man within...
Its possible to climb a 50' ladder with one arm and just a tad of self belief.
Large diesel locomotives shut themselves down with manufacturer like precision in the event of an accident.
During a ZA, gas and car battery's are very rare, but fear not ammunition grows on trees..
The U.S.A has more guns per square feet than an iraqi arms dealers bedroom.
All men talking to bowling ball bag's should be treated with the utmost suspicion.
Never walk across a frozen river/lake/pond/cannal etc. (No really .. to our younger members, never EVER do that)
Some hats have a history, respect them... respect the hat.
Luke shoots his bolt quicker than an Afghanistan sniper.
Dont have an heart attack in a room with a guy with a mustache and a selection of saltlick's. (Only jokin kenny pal, I agreed with ya ^hifive^)
Its impossible to distinguish between a human bite wound and that of a golden retriever.
Dont trust short sighted Russian's.
If someone hits you with a walkie talkie hit em back with a crowbar.......................................as hard as you are physically able..................................for about 3 and a half minutes......... ^hifive kenny^
Dripping taps can cause horrific day dreams that can result in a grown man shatting his underwear quicker than a mexican with IBS.
Never trust a druggie.
Bearded men can breast feed.
I've learned that a piece of charcoal is a suitable alternative to chalk depending on your marking surface.
People doesn't change.
Someone edit this to "What I learned in The Walking Dead is...." please?
I learned that there is a good place for QTEs : story-driven adventure games.
Saltlicks taste gross.
I decided I'd try to make it, but failed miserably XD
I've learned that bullets probably don't hurt as much as people make it seem like they do. I mean...Carver and Clementine took them like champs!
thanks, still looks decent. if you could make spongebob a survivor running from zombies it would be better :P thanks again
I learned that no matter what happens, what you do doesn't matter in the walking dead as everyone dies anyways :I
Not all urbans know how to pick locks.
No problem![:D :D](https://community.telltale.com/resources/emoji/lol.png)