Chuck Norris can guess 20 passwords at the same time.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The original title for Alien Vs. Predator was Alien and Predator Vs. Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris once made a stone bleed to death.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork..... while it's raining
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can guess 20 passwords at the same time.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.… more
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a… [view original content]
Comments
I DID. BUT ITS GONE. I have no idea where it is...
Them feels!
Puncake comes and goes, he's a mystery.
shhhhhhh i hate my middle name >.>
Lmao! I really wonder if he even bothers reading them all.
Black cats are good luck don'tyaknoww
;_;
>.>
<.<
You want me to change it?
Chuck Norris can guess 20 passwords at the same time.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The original title for Alien Vs. Predator was Alien and Predator Vs. Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris once made a stone bleed to death.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork..... while it's raining
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
That's it. I'm done.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Random comment passing through
weeeeeeee
sent it XD
Ow
O_O
Puncake is a ghost.
Sup peoples.
Oh my God, that movie destroyed me when i was little. No, scratch that, it still does.
Let's see dem thumbs!
Oh, look. I found the perfect ones for your liking.
heh, you should see my thumbs... X_X
Levitates objects and moves them through the air?
Yeah... You're crazy. B^]
Woot woot.
heyy
Ouch.
Replace all the "chuck norris" words with "Rachel". It will be more accurate.
Double that statement, miss.
Yo.
TTG TWD Game's ending was the only thing to give me them feels.
Geez >.<
Dammit nothing to see here
I wouldn't dare. Chuck Norris is creepy. ;~;
*shelters behind you *
Let's see dem thumbs!
This site is testing my patience! POST IT THE FIRST TIME.
Wait.. you do that same thing I do to my thumbs?
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries...
You suck your thumb?
I just thought of this and i'm dying! xD
When Chuck Norris gets bit by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into a Chuck Norris.
xDDDD
It's magic.
:O
NO FREAKING WAY!!!! Where the hell do I find these???? I want one NOW
MOM. POST IT. NOW.
Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face. Think before you act. Save Mexican babies.