Chuck Norris can guess 20 passwords at the same time.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.… more
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a… [view original content]
I just thought of this and i'm dying! xD
When Chuck Norris gets bit by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into a Chuck Norris.
xDDDD
I dont bite mine. I practically just scratch/pull the skin off. And it doesn't hurt. (I AINT A CUTTER) Sorry, people just think im a cutter because of that. And I'm not.
Its kinda a habit, and I read that its from alot of stress and anxiety.
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ehhh i'll pass.
Everyone comments are disappearing today.
Where are you getting this from? XD
Common knowledge, say something more surprising.
Nah, it's fine ^-^
lol, no.
I know a place where there are more, but I'll only post them if you want me to because I'm lazy >.>
holaa
btw i didn't sleep
Da fuck? Is that a hickey?
Oh nooooooo save my brethren x_x
Que le que?
I know that one XD
I bite my thumbs a lot. I dunno why. I can't help it. The professors at school told mum i should see a psychiatrist about it. >.>
Uhhh no. That's from work
I am giving my soul to Chuck Norris.
I can' sleep, either. I just read at the light of my phone.
I'm buying them. I'm buying all of them.
Blueberry pizza??? o_o I've never even heard of that before. Dafuq. Maybe I should.
Heh, probably online. I heard that in Canada, pizza hut offers blueberry pizza... have you tried it?
I'm buying them. I'm buying all of them.
Blueberry pizza??? o_o I've never even heard of that before. Dafuq. Maybe I should.
Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, every person within a 100 mile radius from him experiences an instant orgasm.
LOL some people are probably gonna be mad at us for this.
You have an interesting mind. XD
StopMasturbation2014
LOL some people are probably gonna be mad at us for this.
My mind is sick. This is honestly just me. I have nothing else to do.
I dont bite mine. I practically just scratch/pull the skin off. And it doesn't hurt. (I AINT A CUTTER) Sorry, people just think im a cutter because of that. And I'm not.
Its kinda a habit, and I read that its from alot of stress and anxiety.
This campaign will get a lot of hate XD
Lmao, Rah shell... please...
Yeah, blueberry pizza...
Like this, maybe?
........ its still doing it.
MOM. SHOW THEM.
So i heard somewhere that when angels want to carry you to Heaven, they get clumsy, and drop you sometimes.
Remember all those dreams where you fall down and wake up?
Just to creep you all out.
Are you a male prostitute?
Damn rachelle what the heck.
ALRIGHT IM SICK OF POSTING EVERYTHING TWICE
Turn your phone off go to sleep.
XD you are now an honorary Dominican Que lo que?
When Chuck Norris laughs, every virgin on Earth has an orgasm. Too bad he never laughs.
Jaden.
lmao the forums dont like you. xD
And no. Sorry, CiD, I just... I'm not. If i spend my whole life covering my thunmb, Why do I wanna post a pic of them.
And they aren't that bad at the moment, but still.
Nah, i'm good.
@Markd4547: Mark the princess cat, bow down basic b*tches
hehehe