Okay so I got some new-ish silly headcanons on the Luke (and Nick) which I have no doubt in my mind are absolutely 100% plausible.
So, on… morece a upon a time in a farmboy town/place/thingy far far away, this once happened to Luke:
That led him not to drink coffee for a entire month, with his scorched taste buds being gone just as long.
And this, also happened to Luke about a year after the dead started walking:
He has vivid flashbacks even to this day...horrible, horrible flashbacks of the very moment he gazed at his own reflection in the mirror, and realized he'd never grow a funky ass beard like Carlos or Alvin. Lucky bastards.
Oh! And also Luke and Nick totally did this when they were kids: (pic source):
And even that business failed too...although that's mostly because they set it up on a rural dirt track and nobody ever friggin saw it! But Luke still wakes up in a cold sweat about it all. He fails to men… [view original content]
"I never wanted to go into business with him. I remember when he sold me on it. His big plan. Some fuckin' plan. A case of lemons and he just said 'Nick, we're burnin' daylight.' and that was that."
Dude, my dad's 43. When he was born (he was the twin they didn't know they were having), they didn't have sonograms or anything like that, so they didn't know they were having twins. That was very common back when they born.
And I just say that Lilly's mother barely gained any weight. Watch "I didn't know I was pregnant" or some show like that and you'll know how this happens. My own mother gained 10 LBs while pregnant w/ my sister, and 75 LBs w/ me, so it differs with every pregnancy, even if it's siblings. Some women have something called spotting, which is commonly mistaken as a period. So yes, it is VERY possible.
Ben is gay for lee! remember he wanted to have a look around the train with lee alone but when kenny showed up and sent him out to watch the girls he was in a really pissed mood!
Kenny is the one who showed Matthew's knife to Walter.
After the dinner discussion Walter aks Clem to go with him, that after all that Kenny comes too right? But he is with his rifle so that means that he was where the weapons were. He probably was searching through the things, found it and that why he says to Walter that he needs to talk with him.(Nah, probably was because of the food.)
Jane is actually a powerful mermaid that goes only after brown haired guys (Troy, Luke), and maintains her youth by feeding on their niceness by having sex with them. That's why Troy is such an asshole and also why she ran off: she was done sucking Luke's agreeable personality(you thought i was going to say something else didn't you?), and needed to seek another victim, or else she would turn back into her true form...JEAN
She was also surprised that Troy had little to no amiableness, so she shot his dick to check if she truly had gotten all of it. (Like tearing a soda can for the last droplets)
Jane is actually a powerful mermaid that goes only after brown haired guys (Troy, Luke), and maintains her youth by feeding on their nicenes… mores by having sex with them. That's why Troy is such an asshole and also why she ran off: she was done sucking Luke's agreeable personality (you thought i was going to say something else didn't you?), and needed to seek another victim, or else she would turn back into her true form...JEAN
She was also surprised that Troy had little to no amiableness, so she shot his dick to check if she truly had gotten all of it. (Like tearing a soda can for the last droplets)
Sarah was a HUGE Doctor Who fan. She regularly ran around the house with a fake gas mask saying, "Are you my mummy/mommy/whatever she called her mother."
Oh, how I wish they could just erase it and replace it with an episode with decent storyline and deep characters instead of killing people off, making Kenny and Luke complete douchebags and trying to improvise likeable characters with Bonnie and Mike (I do like both of them, I just felt the way they were being too nice was a bit forced) instead of giving us an insight on the older characters' thoughts.
(Headcannons based from a dream...for some reason...)
Wyatt in the beginning was afraid of a nuclear bomb hitting the area and met Eddie a few days in the apocalypse. He lived in a bunker(well basement,but you bet the idea) and stocked up on weed,ammo,and comics and music stuffs.
Russell just got out of highschool. He was planning on being successful in life because he grew up in a bad neighborhood and didn't want to be like the people he grew up around.
Shel had a boyfriend but she lost him in the early days.
No. The Saltlick merged with Larry's head and became his new brain. He woke up and saved Maybelle and went to Savannah to find a boat. There he saw Vernon with a boat. He knocked Vernon out took the boat and sailed off to the ocean with his best mate Maybelle. They named the boat the SS Saltlick
Jane became skilled at killing walkers and learnt tricks such as kicking their legs, because she had to constantly defend her sister Jaime whilst trying to get her to move, in case she froze and stayed in her catatonic state.
(Headcannons based from a dream...for some reason...)
Wyatt in the beginning was afraid of a nuclear bomb hitting the area and met Eddie … morea few days in the apocalypse. He lived in a bunker(well basement,but you bet the idea) and stocked up on weed,ammo,and comics and music stuffs.
Russell just got out of highschool. He was planning on being successful in life because he grew up in a bad neighborhood and didn't want to be like the people he grew up around.
Shel had a boyfriend but she lost him in the early days.
Bonnie was a graduate student who took to drugs to deal with stress and her mother's recent death. She also had a crush on her handsome professor. When the collapse happened, she turned back to drugs for solace and became a real mess.
Michelle was once like Clem, except she'd survived with a group of bandits and dealt with their loss by acting like them.
Winston's had to deal with aggressive children before, hence his willingness to murder Clementine.
Sarah was sheltered heavily due in part to witnessing her mother's horrible death in her early childhood. Carlos tried to mentally regress her to a state before the loss of his wife.
Carver had a brother and son who he'd lost early on, making him determined not to ever lose his 'family' again.
Nick's mother was bitten at Parker's Run after the group's first escape.
Troy was bullied by kids, hence why he takes joy in abusing them.
Carver's base fell to the Walkers. The door was wide open after the escape and you can even see Walkers starting to appear on the roof near the end of that section.
Carlos knew it was a dog bite. But didn't want to waste medical supplies on Clementine and locked her in the shed knowing it was a death sentence.
Sarita may have eventually left Kenny after the Carver beat down. It really unnerved her how Kenny seemed to be a completely different person now.
Clementine dreamed all of Amid the Ruins and No Going Back on the RV with Lee. The remainder of No Going Back was dreamt when she went to sleep for the second time. She would later go on to live the real versions of those episodes, without any of the painful stupidity.
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Nick's face in the final picture just sells the whole thing.
"I never wanted to go into business with him. I remember when he sold me on it. His big plan. Some fuckin' plan. A case of lemons and he just said 'Nick, we're burnin' daylight.' and that was that."
Dude, my dad's 43. When he was born (he was the twin they didn't know they were having), they didn't have sonograms or anything like that, so they didn't know they were having twins. That was very common back when they born.
And I just say that Lilly's mother barely gained any weight. Watch "I didn't know I was pregnant" or some show like that and you'll know how this happens. My own mother gained 10 LBs while pregnant w/ my sister, and 75 LBs w/ me, so it differs with every pregnancy, even if it's siblings. Some women have something called spotting, which is commonly mistaken as a period. So yes, it is VERY possible.
Ben is gay for lee! remember he wanted to have a look around the train with lee alone but when kenny showed up and sent him out to watch the girls he was in a really pissed mood!
The baby is actually Sarita reincarnated.
Kenny is the one who showed Matthew's knife to Walter.
After the dinner discussion Walter aks Clem to go with him, that after all that Kenny comes too right? But he is with his rifle so that means that he was where the weapons were. He probably was searching through the things, found it and that why he says to Walter that he needs to talk with him.(Nah, probably was because of the food.)
I think it makes sense.
Nick died in episode 4 because he was too far away from the river.
Jane is actually a powerful mermaid that goes only after brown haired guys (Troy, Luke), and maintains her youth by feeding on their niceness by having sex with them. That's why Troy is such an asshole and also why she ran off: she was done sucking Luke's agreeable personality (you thought i was going to say something else didn't you?), and needed to seek another victim, or else she would turn back into her true form...JEAN
She was also surprised that Troy had little to no amiableness, so she shot his dick to check if she truly had gotten all of it. (Like tearing a soda can for the last droplets)
Nick is alive, and he's going to bring everyone back to life with his shooting.
Episode 4 didn't happen.
Episode 4? What's that?
Never mind, just crazy talk. We all know the series was dropped after In Harm's Way.
This is the funniest, yet most plausible thing I've ever seen. You. Are. A. GENUS.
Sarah was a HUGE Doctor Who fan. She regularly ran around the house with a fake gas mask saying, "Are you my mummy/mommy/whatever she called her mother."
Haha what are you talking about? This is actual canon. Nick is still alive.
Oh, how I wish they could just erase it and replace it with an episode with decent storyline and deep characters instead of killing people off, making Kenny and Luke complete douchebags and trying to improvise likeable characters with Bonnie and Mike (I do like both of them, I just felt the way they were being too nice was a bit forced) instead of giving us an insight on the older characters' thoughts.
AmidTheRuinsOfWhatUsedToBeAGreatGameAndStory
(Headcannons based from a dream...for some reason...)
Wyatt in the beginning was afraid of a nuclear bomb hitting the area and met Eddie a few days in the apocalypse. He lived in a bunker(well basement,but you bet the idea) and stocked up on weed,ammo,and comics and music stuffs.
Russell just got out of highschool. He was planning on being successful in life because he grew up in a bad neighborhood and didn't want to be like the people he grew up around.
Shel had a boyfriend but she lost him in the early days.
No. The Saltlick merged with Larry's head and became his new brain. He woke up and saved Maybelle and went to Savannah to find a boat. There he saw Vernon with a boat. He knocked Vernon out took the boat and sailed off to the ocean with his best mate Maybelle. They named the boat the SS Saltlick
Jane became skilled at killing walkers and learnt tricks such as kicking their legs, because she had to constantly defend her sister Jaime whilst trying to get her to move, in case she froze and stayed in her catatonic state.
The one with Russell actually sounds pretty cool and plausible!
Bonnie was a graduate student who took to drugs to deal with stress and her mother's recent death. She also had a crush on her handsome professor. When the collapse happened, she turned back to drugs for solace and became a real mess.
Michelle was once like Clem, except she'd survived with a group of bandits and dealt with their loss by acting like them.
Winston's had to deal with aggressive children before, hence his willingness to murder Clementine.
Sarah was sheltered heavily due in part to witnessing her mother's horrible death in her early childhood. Carlos tried to mentally regress her to a state before the loss of his wife.
Carver had a brother and son who he'd lost early on, making him determined not to ever lose his 'family' again.
Nick's mother was bitten at Parker's Run after the group's first escape.
Troy was bullied by kids, hence why he takes joy in abusing them.
I Wonder how he dealt with little kids.
Mike had a job that involved a lot of manual labour, probably as a construction worker or something.
Luke and Nick's failed business was a bar.
Bonnie's history teacher was Lee.
How Nick dealt the little annoying kids
Kid: LOL, YOLO, fag, fag, fag!
Nick: You don't know what that means.
Kid: Yes I do!
Nick: The fuck you do.
Danny and Troy were pedophiles.
Danny was shot and killed by Lily afterwards.
Carver's base fell to the Walkers. The door was wide open after the escape and you can even see Walkers starting to appear on the roof near the end of that section.
Carlos knew it was a dog bite. But didn't want to waste medical supplies on Clementine and locked her in the shed knowing it was a death sentence.
Sarita may have eventually left Kenny after the Carver beat down. It really unnerved her how Kenny seemed to be a completely different person now.
Clementine dreamed all of Amid the Ruins and No Going Back on the RV with Lee. The remainder of No Going Back was dreamt when she went to sleep for the second time. She would later go on to live the real versions of those episodes, without any of the painful stupidity.
Luke didn´t die, he was playing an elaborate prank on Clementine and will show up soon.
What do you mean I´m in denial?