-_____- That's not even half the stuff I look up sometimes..
That site was basically bullcrap anyway. All it told me was how to pour tea properly and how to be a "lady", which is like, stupid, because I'm already a damn lady. Cross your ankles, don't burp out loud, eat with your fork and not your hands, yaddayaddayadda whatever. Nothing new.
I actually wanted to know how to impress a prince, not just any old bloke across the Atlantic. Obviously that's too much to ask.
-_____- That's not even half the stuff I look up sometimes..
That site was basically bullcrap anyway. All it told me was how to pour tea … moreproperly and how to be a "lady", which is like, stupid, because I'm already a damn lady. Cross your ankles, don't burp out loud, eat with your fork and not your hands, yaddayaddayadda whatever. Nothing new.
I actually wanted to know how to impress a prince, not just any old bloke across the Atlantic. Obviously that's too much to ask.
Well, I'm technically not totally white, but I was born in Canada, so I kinda am.
Yes. Struggles. I can't be a princess, and I'm stuck in a frozen hostile wasteland instead of the beautiful green and flowery meadows of England. And I'm poor. I'll never have fancy dresses or glass slippers or giant golden rings. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.
I'll never be like Kate Middleton, ever ever ever. ;-;
Well, I'm technically not totally white, but I was born in Canada, so I kinda am.
Yes. Struggles. I can't be a princess, and I'm stuck in… more a frozen hostile wasteland instead of the beautiful green and flowery meadows of England. And I'm poor. I'll never have fancy dresses or glass slippers or giant golden rings. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.
I'll never be like Kate Middleton, ever ever ever. ;-;
I've found a cheat code in life. I don't even need to kill bugs anymore... all I need to do is guide my cats in the general direction and one of them will eat it. OMG THEY'RE LIKE FLUFFY VACUUM CLEANERS I LOVE IT
It's for your own good. We tell you to sleep and yet you end up pulling all nighters. Maybe we should start telling you the opposite and keep you awake.
You guys wanna know why I asked that question yesterday? It wasn't even a question, it was nothing but a mere test, and you failed it.
How could you care about something, if you aren't aware of it? That's where you failed.
It's for your own good. We tell you to sleep and yet you end up pulling all nighters. Maybe we should start telling you the opposite and keep you awake.
Would you rather have us say that we wouldn't care if you died?
I wouldn't say that, because I'm not a douche canoe. Sorry if that was what you were aiming for.
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xDDDDD i couldn't fucking breath from laughing too hard.
-_____- That's not even half the stuff I look up sometimes..
That site was basically bullcrap anyway. All it told me was how to pour tea properly and how to be a "lady", which is like, stupid, because I'm already a damn lady. Cross your ankles, don't burp out loud, eat with your fork and not your hands, yaddayaddayadda whatever. Nothing new.
I actually wanted to know how to impress a prince, not just any old bloke across the Atlantic. Obviously that's too much to ask.
You don't understand my poor white girl struggles. ;~;
White girl struggles?
Well, I'm technically not totally white, but I was born in Canada, so I kinda am.
Yes. Struggles. I can't be a princess, and I'm stuck in a frozen hostile wasteland instead of the beautiful green and flowery meadows of England. And I'm poor. I'll never have fancy dresses or glass slippers or giant golden rings. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.
I'll never be like Kate Middleton, ever ever ever. ;-;
I don't even know how to respond to this xD
Fairytales are lies. All of them.
I'm not sure what I just watched, but I like it.
Yep....xD anyways I'm off I'm guessing you're gonna pull an all nighter.
You know what I like?
Melons.
I prefer taking care of my prey by myself.
Better start kissing frogs.
You know what I like?
Nothing. I hate everything and everything hates me.
I think you need to leave
.
I wonder what step 3 is.
Probably not, I gotta get up early anyway so I'll probably go in a little while.
SLEEEEEEEPE WEEELLLLL
Probably a date, lol. You usually go out for a while before you marry someone. xD
Well, nothing is an idea... and ideas are nouns, so you do like something. That something is nothing. I know, deep.
Are you Jaden Smith's twin?
Yep
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I will use this double post to say that I don't fınd Russıan women attractıve >.>
Epıc double post bcz ye.
Lol, why are you posting everything twice?
Because Jaden says so.
Some of you don't sleep for shit, huh?
pro y ;~;
i thought we were buddies.
Oh, okay.
You guys wanna know why I asked that question yesterday? It wasn't even a question, it was nothing but a mere test, and you failed it.
How could you care about something, if you aren't aware of it? That's where you failed.
It's for your own good. We tell you to sleep and yet you end up pulling all nighters. Maybe we should start telling you the opposite and keep you awake.
Would you rather have us say that we wouldn't care if you died?
I wouldn't say that, because I'm not a douche canoe. Sorry if that was what you were aiming for.
He's watching you.
I sleep when I'm tired, Pro... I'm not a baby, I know when I need to go to sleep, lol.
Lol, you're never tired!
That wasn't what I was aiming for, I was merely stating that you wouldn't be able to care, because you wouldn't be aware.
That's not true! I'm tired right now. x___x
I will write two chapters for my fanfic today!
Two hours later
Hmm, I don't have much time. One chapter is fine too, right?
Six hours later
Seems like my readers should wait. Don't worry, tomorrow I'll totally write few chapters!
A day later
Nothing bad will happen if few days will pass. I have many things to do besides writing a fanfic!
Few more days later
Sleep.
Well that's obviously not true in my case. I care about a lot of people here. And that's the truth.