I was only nine years old
I loved Breaking Bad so much, I had all the merchandise and seasons
I prayed to Heisenberg every night befo… morere bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Heisenberg is love" I say. "Heisenberg is life."
My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Heisenberg
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Heisenberg
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear "I am the danger." > He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my asscheeks for Heisenberg
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Heisenberg
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Heisenberg looks him straight in the eye and says, "Stay out of my… [view original content]
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You found a new obsession. I'm glad.
because caterpillar as pizza toppings is
I'm late!
Bye.
K.
Hopefully it's making it through development and does not get scrapped :P
k
Don't "K" me, young man!
K
So ComingSoon can't "k" you, but I can?
No, you can't. No one can "k" me.
But seriously, there's a leaf on her pizza... o_O
k
helo
Deadpool's too awesome to get scrapped
Hopefully
helo am spodermen
K.
It's a pizza i thought it was a taco wtf?
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Lol, I dunno, I think so. It looks homemade.
Special Salad Taco-Pizza! In stores now.
1v1 m1 inn gosts m8. 1ll rek ur fase.
I'll buy the shit out of them taco pizzas.
wauw u gat a lot uv nerv u fagit
K.
Lol She probably wanted to eat healthy and decided that adding a piece of salad made the pizza healthy xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsSA_C4Tfm8&hd=1
Not like--just that I would be very happy to eat that taco-pizza. I am starving.
XD no got to unread this shit
I will never understand humans.
I feel like a pussy compared to y'all; my big fear is roaches. Those things make me gag
Good morning / afternoon / night ^-^
Me too.
Still didn't watch it.
Oh yeah i forgot you're not human.
haiiiiii