So, at midnight I heard a light knock on my window. I quickly opened the window and it was ATR in a Owl costume. She just pushed me in the i… morento my bed. Covered me in blankets and then said
"Just close your eyes"
So, I did and she started hooting "My humps" which made me think of Noncy who made fun of my idol, Jackie Chan. I slighltly pushed her away and she stopped hooting. I opened my eyes and turned around. ATR was dead silent staring at me.
"You know what, you can take the money, but you can leave now." I said.
As I said that, ATR's beak charged into my eye. I started screaming in agony. I started to look for something with my hand to hit ATR, I felt my fingertips touch my lamp. I grabbed it and with full force I hit ATR's head. She fell off the bed and I was still holding my lamp closely. I peeked down where she was. She starting hooting softly again. I was prepared to drop my lamp on her head, but she tackled me to the other … [view original content]
So, at midnight I heard a light knock on my window. I quickly opened the window and it was ATR in a Owl costume. She just pushed me in the into my bed. Covered me in blankets and then said
"Just close your eyes"
So, I did and she started hooting "My humps" which made me think of Noncy who made fun of my idol, Jackie Chan. I slighltly pushed her away and she stopped hooting. I opened my eyes and turned around. ATR was dead silent staring at me.
"You know what, you can take the money, but you can leave now." I said.
As I said that, ATR's beak charged into my eye. I started screaming in agony. I started to look for something with my hand to hit ATR, I felt my fingertips touch my lamp. I grabbed it and with full force I hit ATR's head. She fell off the bed and I was still holding my lamp closely. I peeked down where she was. She starting hooting softly again. I was prepared to drop my lamp on her head, but she tackled me to the other side of the room.
She started choking me with her bare hands. I couldn't find the lamp and my eye was bleeding like crazy. I felt weak, and with ATR choking me didn't help. I grabbed ATR beak and started pulling it. I yanked it and swang it around, and with my legs I started pushing her. With one good pull I ripped apart ATR's beak. She stopped choking me and started flying. She was crashing all over the place. I quickly opened my window and she flew off into the moon.
I put my hand over my eye and put some pressure to stop the bleeding. I went to look for the first aid kit that my Grandma always has. I layed down in my bed and said.
So, at midnight I heard a light knock on my window. I quickly opened the window and it was ATR in a Owl costume. She just pushed me in the i… morento my bed. Covered me in blankets and then said
"Just close your eyes"
So, I did and she started hooting "My humps" which made me think of Noncy who made fun of my idol, Jackie Chan. I slighltly pushed her away and she stopped hooting. I opened my eyes and turned around. ATR was dead silent staring at me.
"You know what, you can take the money, but you can leave now." I said.
As I said that, ATR's beak charged into my eye. I started screaming in agony. I started to look for something with my hand to hit ATR, I felt my fingertips touch my lamp. I grabbed it and with full force I hit ATR's head. She fell off the bed and I was still holding my lamp closely. I peeked down where she was. She starting hooting softly again. I was prepared to drop my lamp on her head, but she tackled me to the other … [view original content]
Shit, Gustav gave me a link to a photoshopped picture that he made that he wanted me to post here but I lost the damn link x____x
I'M SORRY GUSTAV YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED ME
So, at midnight I heard a light knock on my window. I quickly opened the window and it was ATR in a Owl costume. She just pushed me in the i… morento my bed. Covered me in blankets and then said
"Just close your eyes"
So, I did and she started hooting "My humps" which made me think of Noncy who made fun of my idol, Jackie Chan. I slighltly pushed her away and she stopped hooting. I opened my eyes and turned around. ATR was dead silent staring at me.
"You know what, you can take the money, but you can leave now." I said.
As I said that, ATR's beak charged into my eye. I started screaming in agony. I started to look for something with my hand to hit ATR, I felt my fingertips touch my lamp. I grabbed it and with full force I hit ATR's head. She fell off the bed and I was still holding my lamp closely. I peeked down where she was. She starting hooting softly again. I was prepared to drop my lamp on her head, but she tackled me to the other … [view original content]
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Now I'm like, really tempted to know who it is. xDDDDDDD
How dare you make me scroll.
Lol, it's not that important. They probably don't give a shit anyway.
Damn, what a playa. You must be holding ALL the girls' hands at recess.
I wonder how many girls i got pregnant...
^-^
No, take it like a man.
You're a poopy head meanie pants and your mother will hear about this.
Right?
I do what I want.
Much, much better than Twilight!
Not if I tell your mother first.
Guys i have two good news! First: I got now 2016 likes and second: I got dislike minion who dislikes most of my posts, now i'm a complete forumer yay!
No? Okay.
Man you have to have your own Dislike bitch to be a full forumer? I'm still not complete.
I knew no one would date me
I was responding to
He didn't dislike this
I'm one year younger than you!
You're 15?
I could have sworn you said you were 12 somewhere xD
Shit, Gustav gave me a link to a photoshopped picture that he made that he wanted me to post here but I lost the damn link x____x
I'M SORRY GUSTAV YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED ME
You have a dislike minion?
Luckyyyyyyyyyy ;-;
k
So, at midnight I heard a light knock on my window. I quickly opened the window and it was ATR in a Owl costume. She just pushed me in the into my bed. Covered me in blankets and then said
"Just close your eyes"
So, I did and she started hooting "My humps" which made me think of Noncy who made fun of my idol, Jackie Chan. I slighltly pushed her away and she stopped hooting. I opened my eyes and turned around. ATR was dead silent staring at me.
"You know what, you can take the money, but you can leave now." I said.
As I said that, ATR's beak charged into my eye. I started screaming in agony. I started to look for something with my hand to hit ATR, I felt my fingertips touch my lamp. I grabbed it and with full force I hit ATR's head. She fell off the bed and I was still holding my lamp closely. I peeked down where she was. She starting hooting softly again. I was prepared to drop my lamp on her head, but she tackled me to the other side of the room.
She started choking me with her bare hands. I couldn't find the lamp and my eye was bleeding like crazy. I felt weak, and with ATR choking me didn't help. I grabbed ATR beak and started pulling it. I yanked it and swang it around, and with my legs I started pushing her. With one good pull I ripped apart ATR's beak. She stopped choking me and started flying. She was crashing all over the place. I quickly opened my window and she flew off into the moon.
I put my hand over my eye and put some pressure to stop the bleeding. I went to look for the first aid kit that my Grandma always has. I layed down in my bed and said.
"God dammit, Noncy."
I said most...
No, you're not young Padawan.
Kthxbai
Wait, nvm. Found it. Gustav made this:
@AllThatRemains
XD asshole
Cool story, bro.
XD That sucks
I'm pretty sure that's Gustav...
So no one loves me?
Well, it's okay. Anyway.
Biggest one in four counties.
If my Photoshop would've worked, I'd make something... I can't