HEY !! I tought it was a polar bear!! alright
So don't be an ASSHOLE and pretend you were the only one who's seen it was arvo , look i'm sorry , okay ? I fucked up. ...But Jesus Christ , look around you , there was snow all over the place so FORGIVE ME to have tought it was polar bear !
Episode 4 ending - Arvo is seen in the distance, waving at us, saying "Hello?" and Mike's like "What is this?" XD XD XD
Umm...I don't know Mike...maybe a polar bear. A polar bear waving at us, saying "Hello?". Yeah..sounds logical. XD XD XD
It also reminded me a scene from a Soviet cartoon about Vinnie The Pooh. When he went to the Rabbit's house, but apparently, he was too fat to fit in the door. And the way he awkwardly says "Oops. I'm stuck." after this makes me laugh. Oh, sweet nostalgia. My childhood was full of cool cartoons.
HEY !! I tought it was a polar bear!! alright
So don't be an ASSHOLE and pretend you were the only one who's seen it was arvo , look i'm… more sorry , okay ? I fucked up. ...But Jesus Christ , look around you , there was snow all over the place so FORGIVE ME to have tought it was polar bear !
Clem-'You're not my dad Carlos'
Carlos- 'and you're lucky you're not my daughter'
Clem- 'thank god'
I laughed way harder at this then I was supposed to lol
Luke: I mean, look around you! Everything is SHIT! SO FORGIVE ME! FOR WANTIN' TO ENJOY ONE MOMENT OF SOMETHIN' ELSE!!!
I laughed so much on this line I can't even tell you. I was in stitches already from the whole 'porking' incident with Luke and Jane. So pretty much at the point when Luke raised his voice, that line just finished me off! XD
Clem-'You're not my dad Carlos'
Carlos- 'and you're lucky you're not my daughter'
Clem- 'thank god'
I laughed way harder at this then I was supposed to lol
In episode 2 after you tell Carlos about the house Luke will say he's bringing you and Carlos will say no. I think the choice actually says 'you're not my dad Carlos' lol
In episode 2 after you tell Carlos about the house Luke will say he's bringing you and Carlos will say no. I think the choice actually says 'you're not my dad Carlos' lol
Kenny is the best at giving funny lines,
In episode 3 when in the truck on the way to carvers camp Carlos says some huge ass words and Kenny's reply is:
"I dont know what your saying but I know its bullshit" xD!!!
Lee if you chose to do the job yourself (finishing off the kid walker) and you actually do it with your foot, Lee looks like "here we go again, fuck that... [crush head]"
It's not really a line, but after Carver kills Walt and warns Kenny that he was going to keep going until Kenny surrenders, Kenny fires one … moremore shot that hits the wall Carver was hiding behind. Carver just kinda shrugs and gives this "Geez, some people just don't listen" look. Gets me every time.
Also Nick's "Did I get him? Where is he?" after killing Matthew. What, did you shoot with your eyes closed, Nick? How the fuck did you miss the guy clutching at his gaping neck wound and then falling off the bridge????
Arvos voice on the deck made me laugh my ass off...
"Yew leaf me defenselesss and noaw yew tri tew teke mai mediecene... You not vewy niy… mores pepol" I was actually trying to hold back laughing at my screen while deciding to take the medicine or not...
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Episode 4 ending - Arvo is seen in the distance, waving at us, saying "Hello?" and Mike's like "What is this?" XD XD XD
Umm...I don't know Mike...maybe a polar bear. A polar bear waving at us, saying "Hello?". Yeah..sounds logical. XD XD XD
"I had to shoot Lee...."
So don't be an ASSHOLE and pretend you were the only one who'se lost people.
Clem called kenny an asshole, i just lmfao
HEY !! I tought it was a polar bear!! alright
So don't be an ASSHOLE and pretend you were the only one who's seen it was arvo , look i'm sorry , okay ? I fucked up. ...But Jesus Christ , look around you , there was snow all over the place so FORGIVE ME to have tought it was polar bear !
Sees Kenny alive, and Clem can say...
"Holy shit"
It also reminded me a scene from a Soviet cartoon about Vinnie The Pooh. When he went to the Rabbit's house, but apparently, he was too fat to fit in the door. And the way he awkwardly says "Oops. I'm stuck." after this makes me laugh. Oh, sweet nostalgia. My childhood was full of cool cartoons.
"Thanks asshole" Kenny to Nick in Episode 3.
When Luke finds out that Jane left. That always makes me laugh.
Clem : I'm not an asshole
Luke : Are you calling me an asshole?
My mind blew up.
When Clem is killing that walker in the trailer in episode 4, and shouts "DIE!"
I don't know why, but I just found that really funny.
XD XD XD
Thank god for this thread, it made me laugh a lot!
One of my favorites is:
Luke: "A dog runs up, bites you and then just... disappears? Just some magical asshole dog in the forest?!"
The way he says "disappears" always makes me crack up :'D
Wait, Clem shouted "DIE!" at a walker? How come I've never heard that? :O
Clem to Sarah: "Don't make me leave you. Dying like this is....stupid."
Despite the dire circumstances, I got a kick out of Clem's child-like clarity in describing the situation.
Clem-'You're not my dad Carlos'
Carlos- 'and you're lucky you're not my daughter'
Clem- 'thank god'
I laughed way harder at this then I was supposed to lol
Ha.
Another one I laughed at was when Kenny said... "Heh, Fucker."
Luke: I mean, look around you! Everything is SHIT! SO FORGIVE ME! FOR WANTIN' TO ENJOY ONE MOMENT OF SOMETHIN' ELSE!!!
I laughed so much on this line I can't even tell you. I was in stitches already from the whole 'porking' incident with Luke and Jane. So pretty much at the point when Luke raised his voice, that line just finished me off! XD
Luke: I'll catch you if you fall. Probably.
Nick: I know where the fucking river is!
Which Episode which choices I WANT TO KNOW IT IS FANTASTIC!
In episode 2 after you tell Carlos about the house Luke will say he's bringing you and Carlos will say no. I think the choice actually says 'you're not my dad Carlos' lol
Good
1-2
When Clementine asks Lee if he can help her find her hat, i always have to say "I don't have time."
2-3
Troy said "everything come out ok girls."
Lee talking to Ben in Episode 1-4
Ben, no offense, but have you lost your MF Mind? Kenny is barely hanging on, and you tell him your the one to blame.
1-2
You know what Eat up Larry.
1-2
"Drop the gun Bitch."
1-3 Chuck meets Christa and Omid for the first time.
"You want some candy."
Clementine: Holy shit.
Luke: I'll catch you if you fall. Probably.
Lee: Drop the gun, Bitch!
those make me laugh everytime
In the trailer when a walker is coming toward don't attack it's knee and just keep stabbing it's head
"I'd eat the shit out of that raccoon."
During the birth of the baby
:
Clem: I got pills, oxy!
Rebecca: Give it to me!
**Kenny: ** Wait, wait! Is that okay for a pregnant lady?
Rebecca: Give me the fucking pills!
From S1:
Kenny: Did fix up our boat,though. We get Clementine and get right back..
Lee: Make sure she wears a life jacket, okay? Something tells me she's not gonna want to
Arvo: All of you just put your guns down. This will be fine.
Kenny: Fine my ass.
Arvo's accent was pretty HILARIOUS.
"You are not nice people."
It wasn't really a line that got me. It's after Pete got bit and hobbled away with Clementine. I couldn't stop laughing. Poor Pete, hahaha.
Yup. She knows quite well that being a little girl doesn't mean anything anymore.
I KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING RIVER IS!
Kenny is the best at giving funny lines,
In episode 3 when in the truck on the way to carvers camp Carlos says some huge ass words and Kenny's reply is:
"I dont know what your saying but I know its bullshit" xD!!!
Lee if you chose to do the job yourself (finishing off the kid walker) and you actually do it with your foot, Lee looks like "here we go again, fuck that... [crush head]"
In my game things went strangely in E2:
-Troy appeared instead of Carver o.o
-Matthew IS alive and didn't die
I was like wtf is going on..
All that Remains: If talking to Nick twice at the River:
Clem: Are you sure you're okay?
Nick: Ask my uncle. He knows everything.
A House Divided: Failed to grab knife
[Grab Knife]
[Carver grabs knife]
Carver: Where'd this go?
Clem: Uhm....
In Harm's Way: When Troy sees the group about to escape
Troy: What in the actual fuck is going on here?! What is this sick shit? Someone say something before i start---
[Notices Luke about to grab weapon]
Troy: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! Don't you even think fucking think about it motherfucker. I will end you! You hear me?!
Jane: Troy. Troy we talked about this.
Troy: What? The fuck you talkin' about?
Jane: I told you i wanted to get out. You said you'd help, then i'd help
Troy: I thought you meant get outta the pen! Not whatever the fuck this shit is.
Jane: I did, but now we can leave. Troy... you can come with us.
Troy: What? Well... where would we go?
Jane: Away from here... together...
Troy: Man, you smell really bad. You gotta get a bad before we---
[Jane shoots Troy in the dick]
[Troy screams]
Troy: You shot my dick off!!
Amid the Ruins: When spotting Luke and Jane at the observation deck, doing... you know what i mean.
Luke: ...that's about as human as i felt in a long time. I almost forgot what.... CLEMENTINE??
Clem: O.O
Luke: Jesus Clem, its not... um.
Clem: Jane?
Jane: What? (smiling)
Kenny: What the fuck are you two doing up here??
Luke: Kenny, what's going on?
Kenny: We've got God-knows-how-many-walkers out there which YOU were supposed to keeping an eye out for
Luke: Hey, hold on a second... Just tell me what's goin' on!
Kenny: What's goin' on is that you're a reckless fuckin' moron.
Luke I'M reckless?! You know, you got a lotta nerve, Kenny.
Clem: Luke, shut up.
Luke: I didn't mean....
[Rebecca screaming in pain]
Luke: Fuck, i'm sorry.
This one is not exactly funny and it's determinant, but it's kinda "cute".
In the S105's beginning, if only Kenny came with Lee, You can talk to him when he is watching the door and this bromance dialogue will happen:
Lee: Hey...Thanks for watching my back.
Kenny: It's been you and me pal,since the very beginning.
Lee: Yeah...
Kenny: ...Hey,Clementine needs you. Get back to it.
I thought the Carver line, "They strayed from the flock, yeah!" from the EP3 trailer was funny.
If you say "It doesn't matter" when Reggie asks you your name he says:
"Well that is a very depressing answer to a simple question. I'm sorry I asked."
SO FUCKING FUNNY XDDD
And then there was the part where you can ask him if it is just him and his sister.
Arvo: No! I haf maeny fweinds.