Well this isn't a line but In episode 4 I found it funny that while Clem was talking to Kenny about Sarita that the group was trying sneak past behind him when he wasn't looking.
When Luke was getting upset that Jane left. Kenny showed up holding the baby saying "Hey, keep it down!" to Luke. It reminded me of some angry, pirate mother.
All that Remains: If talking to Nick twice at the River:
Clem: Are you sure you're okay?
Nick: Ask my uncle. He knows everything.
… more A House Divided: Failed to grab knife
[Grab Knife]
[Carver grabs knife]
Carver: Where'd this go?
Clem: Uhm....
In Harm's Way: When Troy sees the group about to escape
Troy: What in the actual fuck is going on here?! What is this sick shit? Someone say something before i start---
[Notices Luke about to grab weapon]
Troy: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! Don't you even think fucking think about it motherfucker. I will end you! You hear me?!
Jane: Troy. Troy we talked about this.
Troy: What? The fuck you talkin' about?
Jane: I told you i wanted to get out. You said you'd help, then i'd help
Troy: I thought you meant get outta the pen! Not whatever the fuck this shit is.
Jane: I did, but now we can leave. Troy... you can come with us.
Troy: What? Well... where would we go?
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I don't remember exactly how it went, but when Pete was telling me the buck story about Nick, and Nick starts arguing with Pete, Clem can interrupt and say "I wanna hear the rest of the story ". Gets me everytime.
One line in episode 2 at the start was funny because of a technical error. Pete pauses for a while and says "Hell..." in a normal tone of voice but for some reason the sound is REALLY loud.
The option in episode 1 for [SAD EYES] made me laugh. Just a weird way of communicating that option to the player. If it were something like [MAKE EYE CONTACT] it wouldn't have sounded so cheesy
In Episode 5 when Bonnie yells at you for not helping Luke: "Must be nice to be a littlel girl, no one expects you to do anything." I was like: yeah i did nothing while you did the important stuff like sneaking into carvers office, shooting carver, finding water, saving kennys live or cutting the observation deck. Oh wait, no your an Idiot
Kenny talking about not being there for Duck and his family was a really somber moment, but I couldn't help but laugh at the fact that the reason he wasn't there was because he was spending time with his boat. Classic Kenny.
In Episode 5 when Bonnie yells at you for not helping Luke: "Must be nice to be a littlel girl, no one expects you to do anything." I was l… moreike: yeah i did nothing while you did the important stuff like sneaking into carvers office, shooting carver, finding water, saving kennys live or cutting the observation deck. Oh wait, no your an Idiot
I didn't get this one on my playthrough, but I watched someone else's who got this one.
Alvin: "Well what did you want me to do Bec? Shoot her in the head?"
Reggie: When was the last time you've had electricity huh? Sarah: Well we just came from a lodge with a wind turbine an- Reggie: It's not a competition..
This wasn't a line, but watching the group sitting by the fire laughing and bonding while you can actually hear Arvo sobbing in the background while he's tied to a pole, in the cold, was fucking hilarious.
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Well this isn't a line but In episode 4 I found it funny that while Clem was talking to Kenny about Sarita that the group was trying sneak past behind him when he wasn't looking.
Shawn: Lee, come on, tell him what you saw out there man.
Lee:...
Shawn: Come on tell him
Lee: ...
Shawn: TELL HIM!
Gets me every time.
You know what? Fuck you Kenny!
Lee, season 1.
I didn't get this one on my playthrough, but I watched someone else's who got this one.
Alvin: "Well what did you want me to do Bec? Shoot her in the head?"
Clementine: Carver didn't kill you like it or not!
Kenny: Oh, you're right,I guess I should be celebrating, huh?
Lol I loved this.
When Luke was getting upset that Jane left. Kenny showed up holding the baby saying "Hey, keep it down!" to Luke. It reminded me of some angry, pirate mother.
It depends on what options you choose I think , but the conversation I had with Carlos and Rebecca in episode two was awkward enough to be funny.
Something like;
Rebecca: "What happened?"
Clem: "Pete's dead. I was with Nick, but..."
Carlos: "Oh thank God."
Was there really a need to write every single line out?
In 203 When Reggie pats Clem's head, he backs off and says "That... was awkward. I wont do that again. Im going to do my work now."
"Hey, Clem, let's play a game. I spy... an asshole."
I don't know why but this line just cracked me up.
Pretty much whole argument between Jane and Kenny in the truck made me laugh. That's 205, by the way.
Jane: I spy, with my little eye...an asshole.
Kenny: Grow up.
or
Kenny: I didn't see the road!
Jane: You have a lot of problems with seeing lately.
Kenny: You shut your fucking mouth!
Kenny: What's that? You're talking into my bad ear, sweetheart.
Jane: Jackass.
Kenny: Aw, I still can't hear you.
Kenny: YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Jane: GO TO HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Every single argument between them made me laugh
I don't remember exactly how it went, but when Pete was telling me the buck story about Nick, and Nick starts arguing with Pete, Clem can interrupt and say "I wanna hear the rest of the story
". Gets me everytime.
Clementine: What did you study?
Luke: Majored in art history.
Kenny: Sounds like you majored in workin' in a coffee shop.
Kenny: "You're as stubborn as a damn mule." Clementine: "Yeah? Wonder where I got that from?" Kenny and Clem both smile
Such a heartwarming moment.
Kenny-English, motherfucker!
I might throw myself a party, but my guest list is running a little short these days.
xD
I KILL ALL OF YOU!
One line in episode 2 at the start was funny because of a technical error. Pete pauses for a while and says "Hell..." in a normal tone of voice but for some reason the sound is REALLY loud.
"Oh Jesus, oh god!" When Clementine showed Walter and Matthew's picture to Nick.
His eyes going derpy make it even funnier.
Bonnie: "Aww I think he likes you"
AJ: (smiles cutely)
Clem: ".... Take it"
Bonnie: "ugh Its not an it he's a he"
The option in episode 1 for [SAD EYES] made me laugh. Just a weird way of communicating that option to the player. If it were something like [MAKE EYE CONTACT] it wouldn't have sounded so cheesy
"Peaches and beans.Good for nutrition,not too good for the way out." - Kenny s2e2
In Episode 5 when Bonnie yells at you for not helping Luke: "Must be nice to be a littlel girl, no one expects you to do anything." I was like: yeah i did nothing while you did the important stuff like sneaking into carvers office, shooting carver, finding water, saving kennys live or cutting the observation deck. Oh wait, no your an Idiot
Kenny talking about not being there for Duck and his family was a really somber moment, but I couldn't help but laugh at the fact that the reason he wasn't there was because he was spending time with his boat. Classic Kenny.
i laughed in episode 5 when the group arrived at the lake and we see the unfinished house and kenny says " that piece of shit it's half-built !"
Whenever Kenny goes full redneck.
"Say it in American, asshole!"
"I don't know what the fuck you're sayin', but I know it's bullshit."
When Luke tells the group he studied Art History and there's just this pause.
"...that's cool."
Even Clementine knows it's useless.
'Hey, Nick, shut the fuck up!'
I was DYING.
Bonnie needs the biggest bitch slap of all time and I can't wait to deliver it to her.
Too soon, man. Too soon.
"What, no speaka de english?" - Racist Kenny, 2014
"English, motherfucker!" - Kenny
I got you a juice box
-Alvin 2013
Kenny: English motherfucker!
Russian: kill all of you!
Jane: I see a asshole!
Mike: I won't less for ten minutes
Jane there was no kissing.
Luke yeah we are talking about kissing stuff.
Kenny: What, no speaka de english.
And much more
Bonnie after a very deep moment with Clementine: I'm gonna go take a piss...
Reggie: When was the last time you've had electricity huh?
Sarah: Well we just came from a lodge with a wind turbine an-
Reggie: It's not a competition..
This wasn't a line, but watching the group sitting by the fire laughing and bonding while you can actually hear Arvo sobbing in the background while he's tied to a pole, in the cold, was fucking hilarious.