I've been nearly beaten to death like Kenny.
In 5th grade I was walking in the hallway when all of a sudden the big bully in my school, Wayne walked right up to me.
He said "Hey Hunter! I heard you're family is rich! Might as prove it by taking your money... I hate rich kids altogether!"
"Wayne, no this is my money so get your shit together!"
"You got some nerve, Hunter!"
[Wayne punches me to the ground]
He landed at least 20 blows to my face until...
[Before he landed another hit to my face I bit his hand very deeply]
"Ow! Fuck! You Fucking C*NT!, you bit me... Shit!"
he retreated and I was on the ground... Bleeding and unconscious.
I was in the hospital for at least 3 days and I was unconscious for 12 hours.
This Wayne guy was no joke... He was 6'2" and 210 lbs with the force of an elephant.
Hell, I became numb after 7 punches to the face but 3 years later which is now, I still fare well after the incident.
And that's how I was beaten nearly to death just like Kenny.
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Any scars or temporary blindness? Broken nose? Missing teeth? Just curious.
Did your mother send you off to live with your auntie and uncle?
6'2, 210 lbs? This was a 5th grader?
Guy was a giant.
I was tempted to say "Pics or GTFO", so I did.
Getting knocked unconscious for that long would cause brain damage. Which explains a lot.
Naw I'm okay.
in Bel-Air
How sad...but this feels weird for some reason.
Heh, I'm laughing my ass off at this.
Fresh Prince reference?
you got lucky, real lucky
Yeah, I feel you there.
Thats a huge 5th grader, im in 10th grade and im big for my age and im not even 6 feet tall, that kid is huge, once I beat up a kid like he did too, not out of being a complete dickhole, just out of control self defense, this kid tried to fight me and in a matter of seconds I had him pinned to a locker and just giving swing after swing while he was just there defenseless just having to take it, luckily I didn't cause to much harm, most hits were to the skull so he was fine after, I got one hit on the nose though and there was some blood both on his face and my hands.
Did it feel peaceful? Like you were floating away?
Go back under your bridge.
Had I not went walker style on him... Who knows what would have happened.
wtf??? you should be fucking dead, cuz unless it was Yao Ming who beat you up in 5th grade, it doesn't make sense. 6'2 200+ pounds... yeah right.
But then he woke up again...
No, seriously.
I'm not joking.
same goes for my girlfriend.
I've had lots of traumatic things happen to me.
he said HE was in 5th grade, the kid could have been older.
Maybe it's the dialogue, the fact that you are miraculously not dead, or have any brain injuries, or even that he's apparently 10 years old, but is 6'2 and 200 lbs..but I find this very hard to believe.
I myself was pretty big, I was 5'7"
That shows been off the air almost as long as I've been alive, but I still watch it everytime i see reruns on lol.
If it's real, sorry it happened to you.
But I'm calling bullshit, really. Come on now, 5th Grade? That tall? That big? That language? 5th Graders getting a lot different than I remember....
Meh, Thanks for the laughs though.
I'm calling bullshit. Head injuries to that degree are a lot more serious than you're making yours out to be. For instance;
How exactly would you manage to bite down on his hand in a situation like that? Wouldn't you be near-unconcious and unable to bite him hard enough to make him run away? Why would he run away? If you were that close to passing out, couldn't he just hit you to stop you from biting? Why aren't you suffering from major brain injuries from being out for that long?
Not to mention that incredibly realistic 5th-grader dialogue.
Like, lmao. It's actually pretty funny that people are taking you seriously. You're either trolling, or this is some self-glorifying story you made up.
Almost.
Nope, this guy really was that mean.
Jesus Christ. Thats one big kid.
This one was one of my more scary experiences.
That and losing my right eye a week ago.
fool.... in the 5th fucking grade???? you were around 10-11 yrs old. that would mean you were bigger than Shaquille O'neal around that age, who is around 7ft tall. and that guy after idk how many years ago did that happened?? lets say 10 years, that would probably mean that guy is the tallest man on earth. again.... 6'2 200 PLUS POUNDS..... in the 5th GRADE.. either you were held back about 3-4 freaking years, because the story doesn't make sense.
Hey Hunter!
I remember getting hit in the back of the head with a large ball of ice with a rock inside of it, got ma head stitched
It's the smell of bullshit...
I remember when Someone I knew had to cut his arm off to live..But he died anyway.... Oh, wait.( its Lee, bad joke time xc)
This one time I got ran over a golf cart, but yeah yours is definitely worse I hope Wayne got the shit beat out of him by someone.
Edit: A 6'2 10 year old, never mind you're just lying.
I think this is a tall tale
I know someone who lost her arm to cancer :c