I was also stubborn as hell and refused to turn around when i was inside her and my head was like up in her ribs, so the doctors had to cut her up to get me out >:D
I was also stubborn as hell and refused to turn around when i was inside her and my head was like up in her ribs, so the doctors had to cut her up to get me out >:D
Yeah, but the umbilical cord was like wrapped around my neck when I came out so... karma, I guess. Lol. I was all purple, like a grape. xD Plus, I was like only 5 pounds or something when I was born. The doctor didn't think I was gonna make it. Whoops. I guess I did.
I bet my mum still hates me for all the trouble I caused that day, lol.
I'm reading my history textbook for the next year and there are pictures of Hitler that ugly mofo everywhere, it's really interesting..
They say here that people abused and killed non-Jews that had any relationships with a Jew (҂`0´).っ︻デ═一
I was really fucking fat when I was born, like 8 pounds, which is ironic because I'm one of the most thin guys in my school, like really fucking thin, I can't get fat AHRGAGHRHGH
Yeah, but the umbilical cord was like wrapped around my neck when I came out so... karma, I guess. Lol. I was all purple, like a grape. xD P… morelus, I was like only 5 pounds or something when I was born. The doctor didn't think I was gonna make it. Whoops. I guess I did.
I bet my mum still hates me for all the trouble I caused that day, lol.
I almost came out the cesarean way, but I decided that a little teamwork wouldn't hurt anybody... I still ended up being pulled out with a plunger tho.
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ARHAHRHAHJRGHAGRGHAGRGHAGRHG ASYMPTOTES GOTTA FIND ALL HORIZONTAL AND VERTICAL ASYMPTOTES RACHELLE GOTTA FIND THEM PLIS WHERERERERERE RISJWOHUTKLS,E;GJTHD;IPJT6B ✖_____________✖
LOL
Every time I start doing Math shit, I open the text book, look at the first exercise and...
Someone needs to get this for @AllThatRemains
Nope, I'm buying her this.
LOL, that's even better xD
Where do you but something like this anyway?
If you give me a link I'll buy it, send it to her and everything just to see if she wears it.
I have no idea, lmao. I just saw it on tumblr and immediately thought of ATR.
When's her birthday? She needs that as a present. xD
Like two days before mine, I'm pretty sure. :P
Somebody needs to buy that for her birthday. xD
I'm doing it, calling it right now
Just need money first...
October 29th? 28th?
I'll do it, lol.
One condition, she has to watch someone sleeping with it and take pictures as proof.
Mine? 28th, lol.
YOU REMEMBERED SDGSDGAETETGHFH
Yeah, you told it to me once lol.
Mine's really close to that.
When's yours?
wtf mika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6md5RSnVUuo
I should have got that for my brother's birthday.
November 5th
2 upvotes? Someone gives a shit about my birthday Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
Crystal meth played a vital role in the making of this clip.
Mine's somewhat close to that, hm...
Congrats, dude! You'll make a wonderful father!
Oooo when is it?
I was supposed to be born on Halloween, but my mum decided that she was sick of being pregnant with me basically.
November 26th, I was supposed to be born on the 24th or 25th tho, I was just too lazy to be born.
bored
You smacked her from the inside all the time with your noodle arms! You fucked it up (╬⓪益⓪)
I was also stubborn as hell and refused to turn around when i was inside her and my head was like up in her ribs, so the doctors had to cut her up to get me out >:D
Commas.
Commas are vital.
Eating Hummus bitches
Lol, cesarean? I had that too.
ur mum is vital.
Yeah, but the umbilical cord was like wrapped around my neck when I came out so... karma, I guess. Lol. I was all purple, like a grape. xD Plus, I was like only 5 pounds or something when I was born. The doctor didn't think I was gonna make it. Whoops. I guess I did.
I bet my mum still hates me for all the trouble I caused that day, lol.
I'm reading my history textbook for the next year and there are pictures of Hitler that ugly mofo everywhere, it's really interesting..
They say here that people abused and killed non-Jews that had any relationships with a Jew (҂`0´).っ︻デ═一
Sand people can relate.
I was really fucking fat when I was born, like 8 pounds, which is ironic because I'm one of the most thin guys in my school, like really fucking thin, I can't get fat AHRGAGHRHGH
LOL I TYPED THIK INSTEAD OF THIN HOLY SHIT
I almost came out the cesarean way, but I decided that a little teamwork wouldn't hurt anybody... I still ended up being pulled out with a plunger tho.