Staying in Wellington with AJ. I was torn between sticking with Kenny or choosing Wellington, but I felt that the latter was the right decision for Clem.
"WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS. I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT"
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING:
"THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS"
“rub me on your body”
"ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT"
"IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER"
You know the funny thing is when I first used it I didn't like it one bit cuz I had to have an account and use it for Comm Tech class. I couldn't figure it out. But now that I don't have school I found a lot of joy in just finding stuff and thangs from it. lol
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I ended up with Jane and the family.
The last movie I saw in the theatres was TFIOS... I haven't been to the cinemas much this year at all come to think of it.
Good morning.
xD In all seriousness, I watched Indiana Jones recently. Never seen it in 15 years.
First playthrough was alone. Second playthrough is staying at Wellington.
Megami-Chan! =3
Heya. First time seeing you in these parts. Welcome.
Good evening... It's almost 11pm here :P
Haha I have been told by quite a few people here that my username incites feelings of hunger
Tbh I always preferred Harrison Ford in Star Wars
one of my favourite posts ever from tumblr:
"WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS. I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT"
"THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS"
"ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT"
"IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF"
"I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING."
"AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE"
"I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH."
"IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER"
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN
Damn straight. I loved his performance in it.
Uhhh....
NEED SOME OF THAT BERRY! xD
I got something for Tobi in a few minutes.
I seriously died when I read that, omg xD
I always preferred Han to Luke
xDD
GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE WHITE ASS
"NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH." xD
Just happened to me^ I peed though. I had to pee so bad that I walked to the bathroom bent over like a troll. Only me? Yeah only me
Yes, pls stay. ;_;
She'd kill clem just because luke died?
.... I'm so done. Like, with everything.
Happens to me all the time ;~;
FirstWorldProblems
I am officially dead.
HIGH AS BALLS
HOW IS SOMEONE HIGH AS BALLS?! xD
ribs in peas twistee </3
O hai everyone! ^-^
Lmfao, I have no idea! xD
Must be some pretty strong shit to make that possible, lol.
Tumblr always has some crazy shit there.
Tumblr is love. Tumblr is life.
Ooo can't wait!
Oh god I hate it when I have to sleep and I need to do that. ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
So I thought it would be a good idea to look up "high as balls"
They have memes of this shit
Oy Tobi, how are you doing?
Hey Rachellec! ^-^ How are you?
Hiiiii.
Hi Rachel! How are you?
You know the funny thing is when I first used it I didn't like it one bit cuz I had to have an account and use it for Comm Tech class. I couldn't figure it out. But now that I don't have school I found a lot of joy in just finding stuff and thangs from it. lol