Kenny - "I'm from Florida! Stupid shit just comes out of my mouth some times."
Clem - "He keeps blaming me for things."
Lee - "Like what!?"
Clem - "Like putting a bug on his pillow!"
Lee - "... Did you put a bug on his pillow."
Clem - "Yes."
In this game there are a lot of ilarius or epic quotes. Just for saying :
Lee (ep.1) - "The world is endig out there,who cares who I am ?"
Kenny (ep.2) - "You're,ehm,urban ?"
Lee and Clem (ep.2) - "It's called "salt lick" but don't lick it,it's gross." "Did you licked it ?" "...I don't know..."
Lee (ep.2) - "This is NOT how the world goes now !"
Lee (while fighting Andy,talking about Brenda and Danny) (ep.2) - "They won't come."
Larry (ep.2) - "I've got charm out of my ass !"
Chuck (ep.3) - The whole dialogue with Lee,talking about Clementine
Ben (ep.4) - "Clementine is,well,my only big fan. I owe her this."
Omid (ep.5) - "You ruined that dude's face"
Lee (ep.5) - "You're strong,Clem. You can do everything."
Eddie (400 Days) - "Road's streight as my dick";"Let's Tom Cruise out of here"
Clementine (ep.6) - "It was a dog,you'll see.";"I'm still. NOT. Bitten. I never was...and you left here to die.";"Whose baby is it ?";"You'd probably think about being nicer to me. That's just my advice."
And there's a lot of funny or epic moments i forgot.
Kenny: "And what happens when fifteen(?) bandits come over that wall?"
Lee: "They WON'T be going back over..."
Lee to Stranger: "You com… moree back here and I'll KILL you!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND???"
and later,
Lee to Stranger: "I'm going to kill you."
I'm sorry bud. - lee Everett, episode 1.
And my favorite parody.
Maybe. Maybe yes. Or maybe yes squared. Or maybe yes squared times infinity. Haha yeah. Deep in infinity. Gonna need that towel.
Kenny: "Take a look at the wall, Lilly. That's not grafiti. Those are bullet holes. And we have enough arrow shafts sticking out of it to dry our laundry"
Some quotes I find funny, smart, badass, or just plain depressing.
Lee
"I'd fill up those teacups with some bourbon if I could."
"We learned not to be afraid. They should've got us. But we got them."
"You wanna get violent, you old fuck?! WELL COME ON!! You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else in here!!"
"Trust me, Clem. I don't want to. I'm trying...I'm trying."
Clementine
"Like shit! Right, Lee?"
"Ben's nice. He's my friend. We don't leave friends behind. THAT'S MY VOTE."
"You should watch your language if you're going to be a mom."
"Sometimes people die because of me."
Kenny
"You wanna throw down again like on the train? 'Cause I fight better when I'm shit-faced."
"Lady, I've known you for all of 12 hours. You don't get to say we unless you mean just you and your boyfriend. There's us, and there's you and him slowing US down."
"I just smashed a guys head in with 50 pound block of salt. You saw me do that, right?"
"Isn't there some sort of pill that we can just give him? He can just drift off to sleep, right hon? I mean...Jesus! This is our son!"
By the train, discussing Omid's interest in history
Christa: Who else but a bunch of middle aged white guys are into this shit?
Lee:smiles and raises his hand, slowly
By the train, discussing Omid's interest in history
Christa: Who else but a bunch of middle aged white guys are into this shit?
Lee:smiles and raises his hand, slowly
The one time I liked duck- Lee: you find anything else? Duck: no just the chalk and their is some bugs under the stairs...DON'T TELL CLEMENTINE.
CLEMENTINE season two-year opens ice chest uhh... I am SO sick of that smell.
Chucks quote on the train- you've got to consider her a living person...
Kenny(S204- Amid the Ruins) "Do you know what it's like, getting beat almost to death? Peaceful. It was like I was floatin' away, watchin' the whole thing happen to me. But then I woke up again, and nothing's changed, I'm still takin' a beatin' every day. Duck. Katjaa. Sarita. No peace, No rest. "
Comments
Omid - "You ruined that dude's face."
Kenny - "I'm from Florida! Stupid shit just comes out of my mouth some times."
Clem - "He keeps blaming me for things."
Lee - "Like what!?"
Clem - "Like putting a bug on his pillow!"
Lee - "... Did you put a bug on his pillow."
Clem - "Yes."
In this game there are a lot of ilarius or epic quotes. Just for saying :
And there's a lot of funny or epic moments i forgot.
Carley: "This group is small."
Lee: "You're small."
I think I missed that LOL Is this a determinant dialogue ?
They came out with this when talking to eachother at the beginning of Episode 3. Made me laugh.
Doesn't he tell Christa it was a dog after he yelled that lol
I'm sorry bud. - lee Everett, episode 1.
And my favorite parody.
Maybe. Maybe yes. Or maybe yes squared. Or maybe yes squared times infinity. Haha yeah. Deep in infinity. Gonna need that towel.
Kenny: "Take a look at the wall, Lilly. That's not grafiti. Those are bullet holes. And we have enough arrow shafts sticking out of it to dry our laundry"
Clem - "It smells like..."
Lee - "Shit."
Clem - gasps "That was a swear!"
Alvin - "Motherfucker."
Clem - "Hey, language."
Oh Clem, world's gone to hell and you still care about swearing. Adorable.
Lee: We do whats best for the kids; dont that make sense?
Lilly: It suicide out there
Kenny: We'll die in here
Lilly: Your Right.... You might see one of us sleeping and kill one of us
Made me laugh out loud for some reason
Haha yeah he can. And they're like, "Your yelling that at a dog....?"
"Finger off the trigger son!"
"This ain't no rinky dinkin' pissin match"
By the train, discussing Omid's interest in history
Christa: Who else but a bunch of middle aged white guys are into this shit?
Lee:smiles and raises his hand, slowly
Some quotes I find funny, smart, badass, or just plain depressing.
Lee
"I'd fill up those teacups with some bourbon if I could."
"We learned not to be afraid. They should've got us. But we got them."
"You wanna get violent, you old fuck?! WELL COME ON!! You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else in here!!"
"Trust me, Clem. I don't want to. I'm trying...I'm trying."
Clementine
"Like shit! Right, Lee?"
"Ben's nice. He's my friend. We don't leave friends behind. THAT'S MY VOTE."
"You should watch your language if you're going to be a mom."
"Sometimes people die because of me."
Kenny
"You wanna throw down again like on the train? 'Cause I fight better when I'm shit-faced."
"Lady, I've known you for all of 12 hours. You don't get to say we unless you mean just you and your boyfriend. There's us, and there's you and him slowing US down."
"I just smashed a guys head in with 50 pound block of salt. You saw me do that, right?"
"Isn't there some sort of pill that we can just give him? He can just drift off to sleep, right hon? I mean...Jesus! This is our son!"
It was especially funny because Lee's urban.
Lee's expression is priceless
The one time I liked duck- Lee: you find anything else? Duck: no just the chalk and their is some bugs under the stairs...DON'T TELL CLEMENTINE.
CLEMENTINE season two-year opens ice chest uhh... I am SO sick of that smell.
Chucks quote on the train- you've got to consider her a living person...
Kenny(S204- Amid the Ruins) "Do you know what it's like, getting beat almost to death? Peaceful. It was like I was floatin' away, watchin' the whole thing happen to me. But then I woke up again, and nothing's changed, I'm still takin' a beatin' every day. Duck. Katjaa. Sarita. No peace, No rest. "
"That you won't leave me" -Clementine
Dang, I remember this thread, it's been a while.
Anyway, I'd say it's between these three.
"Luke he is becoming a danger to the group." -Nick, 202
"I spy... an a-hole." -Jane, 205
"(Spits) He is an evil man." -Arvo, 205
"Shitbird" (Haha, I still crack up at this expression)
""You're strong, Clem. You...you can do anything" (Damn, the feels!)
""Fuck Wall Street"
"Listen, Vanilla Ice"
"That thing ain't full of milk, Charles."
"You wanna get violent, you old fuck?! WELL COME ON!! You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else in here!!"
"Put the gun down, bitch!"
"I know where the fucking river is!"
"Sometimes you gotta play a role. Even if the people you love hate you for it."
"Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up."
"Okay, that was awkward. I won't do that again."
"I don't like no hash."
"I got charm coming outta my ass."
Kenny in ep5 is just hilarious: "no speaka da english", "something.. babykiller" i just laughed out loud at that part
Let's not forget English motherfucker
Say it in American, asshole.
I wont leave you clemetine, Ever... Lee Everett, Season 2 Episode 5
Them Feels ;_;
Kenny has had the most classic lines throughout the entire series if we're talking humour. One of my favourites is:
"That fucking shitbird Ben"
Lees Best quotes:
"Are you dead? HEY!! ARE YOU DEAD?!" lol
"Hey... Bud"
"Oh, You Are NOT saying what i think your saying!
"IT'S OVER!!!"
"Hey does that candy taste okay clem?"
"Say it to me asshole! What you said to my girl!"
"Because THIS, Is your other option"
"Your Smart Clem, Smarter than all of 'em"
RIP Lee Everett.
My all time favorite line from s2 is:
"Cause i dont know a dog bite, from a lurker bite, from a mesquito bite man!!!" Luke, Dumbass, But awesome.