Things you've learned from The Walking Dead - funny

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  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    edited June 2014

    Pick up locks? As in pick them up, or as in flirt with them and begin a relationship?

    I've learned that Urbans can pick up locks.

  • Children are the number 1 priority

  • And that they will eventually evolve into glorious beards.

    Jewfreeus posted: »

    I learned that perfectly fine staches can help you survive against all odds in the apocalypse

  • Lol

    quinnics posted: »

    Don't try this at home, kids.

  • That reminds me of m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

  • Cool Fact #43: 99.999% of people are dead when they die

    People die when they're killed.

  • Don't even get me started on dogs

    _Juice_Box_ posted: »

    I still can't tell the difference between a mosquito bite and lurker bite :I

  • You're just wasting my time I'm not going to bother

    jamex1223 posted: »

    yea he basically killed almost everyone in the group. he was useless. and Im not goin to waste more time discussin that anymore

  • Never ever trust in dairy farmers to heal arrow wounds or even better don't get close to them in a ZA.

  • good like I said to you:)

    AhmedAli1 posted: »

    You're just wasting my time I'm not going to bother

  • except if your last name is Crawford.

    SonEdo posted: »

    Children are the number 1 priority

  • Cannibals are bad, mostly because they're not good.

    Cool Fact #43: 99.999% of people are dead when they die

  • I learned that you shouldn't take a hatchet from a door handle.

  • This ^

    I learned that you shouldn't take a hatchet from a door handle.

  • Never trust farmers and especially what they keep behind closed doors and book cases

  • I've learned that Luke and Nick look like a match.

  • I've learned that you can say "goose pimples".

  • I learned that a gun is just a thing.

  • I've learned that your hand, which has been first brutally mauled by a vicious dog, then later sewed with fishing line does heal in couple days, not bothering you at all. How wondrous the world of TWDG is

  • Kenny is the only fisherman/dating counselor left in the apocalypse...

    Cody_nara posted: »

    I've learned that Luke and Nick look like a match.

  • And if good good bad cannibals are considered good, than that means John Steward supports Russia's plan for world domination

    Cannibals are bad, mostly because they're not good.

  • I was sad when Duck died, I didn't want to kill him to stop him from turning… I just wanted to kill him

    Avivi posted: »

    And they can die.

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    Dark_Star posted: »

    I learned that no matter how bad things get, no matter how deep you fall with seemingly no way out, there is still always something worth fi

  • Especially powerful ones

    Jewfreeus posted: »

    I learned that perfectly fine staches can help you survive against all odds in the apocalypse

  • I've learned that an entire issue could've been solved if you just combined the two tables together than choosing who to sit with.

  • Fantastic. Best answer yet ...

    I learned that a gun is just a thing.

  • Facial hair determines the man within...

    Its possible to climb a 50' ladder with one arm and just a tad of self belief.

    Large diesel locomotives shut themselves down with manufacturer like precision in the event of an accident.

    During a ZA, gas and car battery's are very rare, but fear not ammunition grows on trees..

    The U.S.A has more guns per square feet than an iraqi arms dealers bedroom.

    All men talking to bowling ball bag's should be treated with the utmost suspicion.

    Never walk across a frozen river/lake/pond/cannal etc. (No really .. to our younger members, never EVER do that)

    Some hats have a history, respect them... respect the hat.

    Luke shoots his bolt quicker than an Afghanistan sniper.

    Dont have an heart attack in a room with a guy with a mustache and a selection of saltlick's. (Only jokin kenny pal, I agreed with ya ^hifive^)

    Its impossible to distinguish between a human bite wound and that of a golden retriever.

    Dont trust short sighted Russian's.

    If someone hits you with a walkie talkie hit em back with a crowbar.......................................as hard as you are physically able..................................for about 3 and a half minutes......... ^hifive kenny^

    Dripping taps can cause horrific day dreams that can result in a grown man shatting his underwear quicker than a mexican with IBS.

    Never trust a druggie.

    Bearded men can breast feed.

  • I've learned that a piece of charcoal is a suitable alternative to chalk depending on your marking surface.

  • People doesn't change.

  • Someone edit this to "What I learned in The Walking Dead is...." please?

  • I learned that there is a good place for QTEs : story-driven adventure games.

  • Saltlicks taste gross.

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    I decided I'd try to make it, but failed miserably XD

  • I've learned that bullets probably don't hurt as much as people make it seem like they do. I mean...Carver and Clementine took them like champs!

  • thanks, still looks decent. if you could make spongebob a survivor running from zombies it would be better :P thanks again

    I decided I'd try to make it, but failed miserably XD

  • I learned that no matter what happens, what you do doesn't matter in the walking dead as everyone dies anyways :I

  • Not all urbans know how to pick locks.

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  • No problem :D

    bigdogg0821 posted: »

    thanks, still looks decent. if you could make spongebob a survivor running from zombies it would be better :P thanks again

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