A prayer to both Kennyist, and Janeist.
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Hail Kenny, full of boats, the 'Stache is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst urbans and blessed is the fruit of thy loins, Duck. Holy Kenny, Father of Duck, pray for us shitbirds now and in the hour of our bite. Amen.
And here is to all Janeist, I must convert you from the manipulation you're under.
O, my Kenny, I am Duckfully sorry for having shitbirded you. I detest all my shitbirds because of your just punishment, but most of all because they shitbird you, my Kenny, who are all-urbans and deserving of all my love.
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Heh you serious?
How do I atone for my sins, oh great Kenny?
You must pray to Kenny on the Act of Shitbirds, once done, your sins have been repented.
If Kenny is God, I was his Pontius Pilate. I nailed him to a fucking cross.
Thank you, I´ll do just that. Will that save me from Satan Jane as well?
Could I be any more serious?
This is going too far lol. I hope this is a joke.
Our God, Kenny, is still walking the earth as it is now.
PrayForUsShitBirdsKenny
Our Kenny, Who art in a Commercial Fishermen, hallowed be Thy name; Thy Kenny come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in Boat Land. Give us this day our daily boat; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against urbans; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Jane. Amen.
What do you call a walker with a gunshot wound?
Kenny!
What do you call a walker with a stab wound?
Jane!
What do you call someone who isn't dead at all?
Luke! ;~;
Still in denial too, buddy...still in denial.
You have an amazing imagination. Now I bid thee good day and a good life.
Are you saying thy Lord, Kenny, does not exist? Be gone you heathen!
PrayForUsShitBirds
If Kenny is supposedly God, then Nick should totally be Mullet Jesus.
He'll come back... just like in episode 3... he'll come back and then so will the rest of the cabin group and then everything will be fine...
I´ll take a "I got lucky...real lucky". Not even joking.
Nick is St. Mullet.
Don´t worry, he will forgive you.
Even if you are such a shitbird.
Does his username answer your question?
And- And, chokes back tears he'll have the sexiest... tear falls beard... trembles
And we'll all talk about how Luke is love, Luke is life when he returns. ;_;
this is actually fun, unlike a certain other Kenny baiter´s threads
Can i be a priest of Kenneth?
Yep, yep. Lilly was obviously under the water and she saved Luke and brought him to Wellington where she leads the community and then they get married and have Lully babies.
I need an adult.
Does that mean Clem gets to see Luke if she gets the Wellington ending? Damn it, I might need to rewind...
I need an adult who can adult better than me.
rewind it rewIND IT
How could I be so blind?!
^ I bet this will be her reaction.
True dat.
I usually lurk in the shadows's of the forum, observe and don't comment on insignificant thread, but you made me/
Yes, just stay away from Lilly as well.
you know whom I'm talking about?
Yes, or will you like to be pope Kenneth?
Pope Kennth, thankyou.
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"Sorry I took so long, Clem."
so i guess im a lead heretic or something since i lead a lot of kenny hate?