Yeah, I know. It doesn't do that to me. My brain just randomly says mash that lightswitch or button or whatever. It doesn't even happen to me anymore TBH.
I don't mean a physical itch like a rash or something, I meant an itch meaning you can't ignore it, it keeps pestering you until you do something to stop the "stimulation".
W8, who is Matt, and Ana?
So many real life names .
So... Luke is my brother, Rachelle is my sister, and Gustav is my brother? Or cousin? Or?... I'M SO CONFUSED. lol papai ur at the top congrats.
I just came on and only skimmed through the pages I missed, and no one is aborting my baby!
After the disappointment known as Elian, this… more is my last chance of producing the savior of the zombie apocalypse itself.
They all doubted me....
.....They were wrong. I raised my son the best I could have. He always flushed the sticky when we heard the sirens, held my hair when I threw up a whole Friday night's worth of tequila, helped dissolve the bodies (alkaline hydrolysis, mommy's favorite!) and played where-did-mommy-leave-her-crack-pipe without complaint. I am a goddamn good mother, and proud of it. Wait, what's that music-
Inspired by Rachelle quote "NOOOOOOOOOO MARK DON'T WRITE LEE'S STORY NOOOOOOOOO"
Challenge accepted I'll write another one with more characters if you like it :'D
Mark
FORUM OF THE DEAD MARK VERSION ENDING
I was with Twistee overlooking Tobi's camp it will soon be night and our only chance of attack will soon arrive even if it's a small one
Mark: Be prepared
Twistee: WTF!! do you mean be prepared we are taking on a community with no weapons and we don't exactly have the social skills to talk our way in? We can make enough noise attract the walkers, Surround the town with petrol tanks set them on fire everyone dies we have redemeption it will be a fire inferno with no survivors genius
Mark: LOOK we have to save Sweetpea that way will kill her we are a team
Twistee: She hates you and probably is more scared of you then Tobi WHY is it worth our LIVES? She wouldn't do the same and would actually celebrate our deaths
Mark: But she is right about us I was hated my whole life did I save you when you felt the same about me?
Twistee: Yeah
Mark: Because sometimes you can't be the hero people want or need but the hero people deserve. Yes we deserve to die but our friends deserve to live but at least lets die saving the people that deserve to live and we care about then our lives actually meant something.
Twistee:(nods) Lets do this shit
Suddenly Mark heard a rustle in the trees
Noise: HOOT HOOT
Twistee: WTF
Noise: HOOT HOOT AH SHIT
Suddenly a branch broke and a wild beast appeared
Twistee: SHOOT IT
ATR: NO stop I'm friendly I need your help? my name is ATR
Mark: Why are you dressed up as an owl and saying hoot
ATR: Because I don't give a hoot look I need your help to kill Saltlick he killed my friend
Twistee: OMG!! SHE IS ADORABLE CAN I KEEP IT!!
Mark: YES AN OWL JUST YES Ok follow us we are attacking tonight we will need to hide some weapons in your owl suit ok
ATR: Hoot
Mark: Ok
We approached the gate ready to attack an officer named comingsoon came out to greet us
Comingsoon: WHO ARE YOU!!
Mark: STFU and open the gate
ATR: HOOT
Twistee: Nosey sonvabiatch
Suddenly the evil trio felt a strong force to the back of their heads they were knocked clean out they awoke tied up on their knees in font of Saltlick and the community.
Saltlick: NOW WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEFY ME OR BREAK THE RULES I AM A GOD
ATR: YOU ARE PIECE A SHIT
Saltlick: Ladies first(smacked ATR as hard as he could straight across the face)
Mark: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Saltlick: AH The famous Markd the loner in the woods a bit clique is it not after all you are merely in my shadow now I'm the true villain
Mark: You are merely Tobi's biatch I hope your ego is immune to walker bites and bullets
Saltlick: I KILLED JEWFREEUS I AM A GOD STFU
Mark: The walkers killed him you actually did a smart move admittely cowardly but smart
ATR claws are slowly cutting the rope behind her back
Saltlick: (Puts the gun to Marks head) I WANT YOU TO BEG FOR YOUR LIFE I AM THE DARK
Mark: HAHA AH AHEE the dark betrays you for it belong to ME(Nods at atr)
ATR Whips out a pistol inside her owl suit and in slow motion shoots a bullet which penetrates Saltlicks head as he fell backwards instantly killed as blood blatters the ground and blinds the guards eyes.
Comingsoon: I CAN'T SEE DON'T YOU DARE RUN FROM ME
Twistee: OH I'm not running(shoots comingsoon in the head then takes his keys)
Mark: I wanna play what about my kill streak just come on
We entered the main building and saw Sweetpea locked up we unlocked the gates and let her out then handed her a gun
Mark: SWEETPEA MY EVIL PARTNER
Sweetpea: WOAH Evil Partner? are you crazy who are you I never seen you before aren't you that guy who killed my pet
Mark: SSHHHH follow me we don't have time
Sweetpea: Unlock my friends prison cells and I'll come
Mark: NO!!
Sweetpea: I can't remember giving you a choice now lets play russian rouletee will that help you decide(drops out 5 bullets rolls revolver and aims a Marks head)
Mark: HIT ME
Sweetpea: I WILL DON'T TEST ME PLEASE MARK(Hand shakes)
Mark: You love ballet and cute things
Sweetpea: SHUT UP I'll shoot(tears roll down sweetpeas eyes)
Mark: Shoot evil partner
sweetpea drops to the floor in tears just save my friends please
Mark: Meh ok
ATR: Hoot
Twistee: Whatever
Twistee opens the gate Gus, Pro and awesomeo, dlb comes out
Mark: Enough you have to go stay here and free the rest I'll get Tobi
Twistee: Ok
Mark went outside and saw Tobi on his knees in tears watching his community burn down around him
Mark: Hi bro
Tobi: JUST KILL ME
Mark: You see it was simple how I took down this place I Introduced a little anarchy, upsetted the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
Tobi: Your point?
Mark: You had a plan and rules making you predictable you gave your community no hope without hope everything always burns and employed a workforce which could outnumber you 10-1.
Tobi: STFU
Mark: I tried to be nice and they treated me like shit I don't question peoples madness but their results you had a community and control but your basic features were wrong that's why it fell we both have the key components to make the perfect team and survive this ZA
Tobi: Really?
Mark: Yeah you're just a freak like me
Tobi: ok
Suddenly Pro goes sprinting at Tobi
Pro: YOU MONSTER I'LL KILL YOU
Mark: NO PRO PLEASE STOP WE NEED HIM
Tobi: We can be a team
Pro sprinted into Tobi grabbing him and let off a grenade the explosion threw Mark backwards knocking him out
Mark awoke being dragged out by twistee from the fires
Twistee: Come on bro we can do this we are nearly there we have the gang with us
Suddenly a canadian war officer appeared with a gattling Gun
rachelle; DON'T MOVE YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING PRO MARK
Mark: He died killing Tobi you nub
Awesomeo: HAHAHAHHAHHAHA RACHELLE YOUR CANADIAN PUT DOWN THE GUN BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF
Rachelle; STFU
Gus: HAHA Where did you get the gun did you make it out of a Canadian kinder egg is that actually a water pistol your going to shoot us with are your bullets, actually happyness and kindness
Rachelle: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!
Sweetpea: AW YOUR canadian WAR MEDAL IS SO CUTE is it like them chocolate coins can you unwrap and eat it?
Rachelle; YOUR FIRST
Mark: STOP IT GUYS they have a rich history in war the candian army in 1967 they nearly defeated bacteria and plaque on household appliances
ATR: AHHAHA HOOT HAHAH
Rachelle: SHUT UP I'm not fully canadian(SHOOTS GUS IN THE HEAD)
Mark: HOLY SHIT RUN
Awesomeo: It's too late she has a gatling gun
Rachelle lets out hundreds of bullets it was impossible to survive
Mark: NOT THIS TIME
Mark put out his hand and concentrated like Neo out of the matrix he froze all the bullets mid-air
Awesomeo:(looks at Mark smh) This is TWD YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Mark: But telltale universe fables and shit I can
Twistee: Look bro it's not possible you can't stop bullets
Mark: WELL I'M TYPING THIS STORY NOW STFU
Rachelle: What's this all aboot?
Mark: EH?(And flung all the bullets back at Rachelle instantly killing her and the community started to explode)
I just came on and only skimmed through the pages I missed, and no one is aborting my baby!
After the disappointment known as Elian, this… more is my last chance of producing the savior of the zombie apocalypse itself.
They all doubted me....
.....They were wrong. I raised my son the best I could have. He always flushed the sticky when we heard the sirens, held my hair when I threw up a whole Friday night's worth of tequila, helped dissolve the bodies (alkaline hydrolysis, mommy's favorite!) and played where-did-mommy-leave-her-crack-pipe without complaint. I am a goddamn good mother, and proud of it. Wait, what's that music-
well, that doesn't save you from an car accident ...
just wanna say,
live your life, enjoy every day and for christ sake
keep that hair short ...(this had to be)
You'd have to wait for Pun to come online, since he's the only moderator that has that power, don't worry I'll get him to unban you his bitchass just needs to come online for once.
@allthatremains @Leetheprofessional @comingsoon @twistee @sweetpeaclem @Gustav_Kenny @Dont_Look_Back @tobi @saltlick305 @Twistee
Inspired… more by Rachelle quote "NOOOOOOOOOO MARK DON'T WRITE LEE'S STORY NOOOOOOOOO"
Challenge accepted I'll write another one with more characters if you like it :'D
Mark
FORUM OF THE DEAD MARK VERSION ENDING
I was with Twistee overlooking Tobi's camp it will soon be night and our only chance of attack will soon arrive even if it's a small one
Mark: Be prepared
Twistee: WTF!! do you mean be prepared we are taking on a community with no weapons and we don't exactly have the social skills to talk our way in? We can make enough noise attract the walkers, Surround the town with petrol tanks set them on fire everyone dies we have redemeption it will be a fire inferno with no survivors genius
Mark: LOOK we have to save Sweetpea that way will kill her we are a team
Twistee: She hates you and probabl… [view original content]
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Yeah, I know. It doesn't do that to me. My brain just randomly says mash that lightswitch or button or whatever. It doesn't even happen to me anymore TBH.
Aware Dad you shouldn't have
K
I guess she fights against that guy right now
Matt = Can't say because he's banned, but hey. What's your password for this site?
Ana= @SweetPeaClem
Lee is my step brother ;-;
Fine then die
Oh him.
K. Your my nephew right? pats head
XDDD These parents smh my own family is so lucky we have the perfect son :'D
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WTWH died by explosive grape ;-; RIP WTWH
idefk who Luke is XD
@allthatremains @Leetheprofessional @comingsoon @twistee @sweetpeaclem @Gustav_Kenny @Dont_Look_Back @tobi @saltlick305 @Twistee
Inspired by Rachelle quote "NOOOOOOOOOO MARK DON'T WRITE LEE'S STORY NOOOOOOOOO"
Challenge accepted I'll write another one with more characters if you like it :'D
Mark
FORUM OF THE DEAD MARK VERSION ENDING
I was with Twistee overlooking Tobi's camp it will soon be night and our only chance of attack will soon arrive even if it's a small one
Mark: Be prepared
Twistee: WTF!! do you mean be prepared we are taking on a community with no weapons and we don't exactly have the social skills to talk our way in? We can make enough noise attract the walkers, Surround the town with petrol tanks set them on fire everyone dies we have redemeption it will be a fire inferno with no survivors genius
Mark: LOOK we have to save Sweetpea that way will kill her we are a team
Twistee: She hates you and probably is more scared of you then Tobi WHY is it worth our LIVES? She wouldn't do the same and would actually celebrate our deaths
Mark: But she is right about us I was hated my whole life did I save you when you felt the same about me?
Twistee: Yeah
Mark: Because sometimes you can't be the hero people want or need but the hero people deserve. Yes we deserve to die but our friends deserve to live but at least lets die saving the people that deserve to live and we care about then our lives actually meant something.
Twistee:(nods) Lets do this shit
Suddenly Mark heard a rustle in the trees
Noise: HOOT HOOT
Twistee: WTF
Noise: HOOT HOOT AH SHIT
Suddenly a branch broke and a wild beast appeared
Twistee: SHOOT IT
ATR: NO stop I'm friendly I need your help? my name is ATR
Mark: Why are you dressed up as an owl and saying hoot
ATR: Because I don't give a hoot look I need your help to kill Saltlick he killed my friend
Twistee: OMG!! SHE IS ADORABLE CAN I KEEP IT!!
Mark: YES AN OWL JUST YES Ok follow us we are attacking tonight we will need to hide some weapons in your owl suit ok
ATR: Hoot
Mark: Ok
We approached the gate ready to attack an officer named comingsoon came out to greet us
Comingsoon: WHO ARE YOU!!
Mark: STFU and open the gate
ATR: HOOT
Twistee: Nosey sonvabiatch
Suddenly the evil trio felt a strong force to the back of their heads they were knocked clean out they awoke tied up on their knees in font of Saltlick and the community.
Saltlick: NOW WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEFY ME OR BREAK THE RULES I AM A GOD
ATR: YOU ARE PIECE A SHIT
Saltlick: Ladies first(smacked ATR as hard as he could straight across the face)
Mark: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Saltlick: AH The famous Markd the loner in the woods a bit clique is it not after all you are merely in my shadow now I'm the true villain
Mark: You are merely Tobi's biatch I hope your ego is immune to walker bites and bullets
Saltlick: I KILLED JEWFREEUS I AM A GOD STFU
Mark: The walkers killed him you actually did a smart move admittely cowardly but smart
ATR claws are slowly cutting the rope behind her back
Saltlick: (Puts the gun to Marks head) I WANT YOU TO BEG FOR YOUR LIFE I AM THE DARK
Mark: HAHA AH AHEE the dark betrays you for it belong to ME(Nods at atr)
ATR Whips out a pistol inside her owl suit and in slow motion shoots a bullet which penetrates Saltlicks head as he fell backwards instantly killed as blood blatters the ground and blinds the guards eyes.
Comingsoon: I CAN'T SEE DON'T YOU DARE RUN FROM ME
Twistee: OH I'm not running(shoots comingsoon in the head then takes his keys)
Mark: I wanna play what about my kill streak just come on
We entered the main building and saw Sweetpea locked up we unlocked the gates and let her out then handed her a gun
Mark: SWEETPEA MY EVIL PARTNER
Sweetpea: WOAH Evil Partner? are you crazy who are you I never seen you before aren't you that guy who killed my pet
Mark: SSHHHH follow me we don't have time
Sweetpea: Unlock my friends prison cells and I'll come
Mark: NO!!
Sweetpea: I can't remember giving you a choice now lets play russian rouletee will that help you decide(drops out 5 bullets rolls revolver and aims a Marks head)
Mark: HIT ME
Sweetpea: I WILL DON'T TEST ME PLEASE MARK(Hand shakes)
Mark: You love ballet and cute things
Sweetpea: SHUT UP I'll shoot(tears roll down sweetpeas eyes)
Mark: Shoot evil partner
sweetpea drops to the floor in tears just save my friends please
Mark: Meh ok
ATR: Hoot
Twistee: Whatever
Twistee opens the gate Gus, Pro and awesomeo, dlb comes out
Mark: Enough you have to go stay here and free the rest I'll get Tobi
Twistee: Ok
Mark went outside and saw Tobi on his knees in tears watching his community burn down around him
Mark: Hi bro
Tobi: JUST KILL ME
Mark: You see it was simple how I took down this place I Introduced a little anarchy, upsetted the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
Tobi: Your point?
Mark: You had a plan and rules making you predictable you gave your community no hope without hope everything always burns and employed a workforce which could outnumber you 10-1.
Tobi: STFU
Mark: I tried to be nice and they treated me like shit I don't question peoples madness but their results you had a community and control but your basic features were wrong that's why it fell we both have the key components to make the perfect team and survive this ZA
Tobi: Really?
Mark: Yeah you're just a freak like me
Tobi: ok
Suddenly Pro goes sprinting at Tobi
Pro: YOU MONSTER I'LL KILL YOU
Mark: NO PRO PLEASE STOP WE NEED HIM
Tobi: We can be a team
Pro sprinted into Tobi grabbing him and let off a grenade the explosion threw Mark backwards knocking him out
Mark awoke being dragged out by twistee from the fires
Twistee: Come on bro we can do this we are nearly there we have the gang with us
Suddenly a canadian war officer appeared with a gattling Gun
rachelle; DON'T MOVE YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING PRO MARK
Mark: He died killing Tobi you nub
Awesomeo: HAHAHAHHAHHAHA RACHELLE YOUR CANADIAN PUT DOWN THE GUN BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF
Rachelle; STFU
Gus: HAHA Where did you get the gun did you make it out of a Canadian kinder egg is that actually a water pistol your going to shoot us with are your bullets, actually happyness and kindness
Rachelle: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!
Sweetpea: AW YOUR canadian WAR MEDAL IS SO CUTE is it like them chocolate coins can you unwrap and eat it?
Rachelle; YOUR FIRST
Mark: STOP IT GUYS they have a rich history in war the candian army in 1967 they nearly defeated bacteria and plaque on household appliances
ATR: AHHAHA HOOT HAHAH
Rachelle: SHUT UP I'm not fully canadian(SHOOTS GUS IN THE HEAD)
Mark: HOLY SHIT RUN
Awesomeo: It's too late she has a gatling gun
Rachelle lets out hundreds of bullets it was impossible to survive
Mark: NOT THIS TIME
Mark put out his hand and concentrated like Neo out of the matrix he froze all the bullets mid-air
Awesomeo:(looks at Mark smh) This is TWD YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Mark: But telltale universe fables and shit I can
Twistee: Look bro it's not possible you can't stop bullets
Mark: WELL I'M TYPING THIS STORY NOW STFU
Rachelle: What's this all aboot?
Mark: EH?(And flung all the bullets back at Rachelle instantly killing her and the community started to explode)
DLB:Lets get out of here
THE END
I'm not finished the ending yet :'/
FAK U THIS IS US!
Luke = JEWF
Maddi x Luke
Luke is my abusive stepfather and Maddi is my drug addicted mother.
I'm nowhere to be found :P
'Twas.
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Oooooh oke ^.^
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With who? O.o
My hair is pretty short :P
Thanks, I do, since about a month ago especially, I started valuing every day a lot more than I did before
k...
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Can i be unbanned from da steam chat?
You'd have to wait for Pun to come online, since he's the only moderator that has that power, don't worry I'll get him to unban you his bitchass just needs to come online for once.
Today's random word is....
quintessential (adj.)
-Origin: Medieval French
-Definition: To be the pure, concentrated essence, or the perfect embodiment of something.
"Enter the Wu-Tang Clan is the quintessential east-coast hip-hop album."
^.^
"Beautiful 11/10"- Greg Miller
Well, remember this picture...?
Maybe she wanted to... Get even?
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Lol no problem Rachelle
She was at a party earlier...
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I'm just saying that she may have not believed that xD
SHOTS FIRED!
Fuck, I'm sorry
XD thanks bro
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o shit
All fgt's and skrubs are welcome.
And maybe someday you can join the 5 sages.