My best friend's parents are on a vacation for a week and he's home alone, he called me saying that he feels like he'll pass out and his temperature is really high. He made me run to his house on 3 AM and then he told me it was a prank. I murdered him.
My best friend's parents are on a vacation for a week and he's home alone, he called me saying that he feels like he'll pass out and his tem… moreperature is really high. He made me run to his house on 3 AM and then he told me it was a prank. I murdered him.
Whenever I'm late I just tell my teacher that my uncle's cousin's sister in-law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died and I had to go to the funeral.
@ComingSoon YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, WELCOME YOUR NEW SISTER @InKennyWeTrust also @Jewfreeus and @AllThatRemains had a new son named WTWH Jr in memory of ATR's first husband.
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Well hello, it's the batshit-crazy-foodfight-bouncing-off-the-walls-free-turns-at-the-microphone thread.
Grabs a spork Come and get some!
Well I decided who to make for Sims 4 next: Rachel, Rachelle, Salty123, CID, WTWH, and Maddi.
WHY DO I KEEP GIVING BIRTH TO BLACK CHILDREN
it's tha booty ain't it
Apple.
I HATE PRANKS!
You're high -___-
;-;
I hate when peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of my mouth.
tha booteh?
1v1 mi fgtttttttttttttt
wat? But I thought I asked before some of them ;_;
What did they do to you?
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Did someone say booteh?!??!
Is that blood coming out of him?
You're back, WOOOOOOO!
My best friend's parents are on a vacation for a week and he's home alone, he called me saying that he feels like he'll pass out and his temperature is really high. He made me run to his house on 3 AM and then he told me it was a prank. I murdered him.
I hate it when voldemort uses my shampoo without asking.
Lel!
Totally!
He chose based on likes ;_;
Tobi pls, Mark and I need to marry.
Run Forrest! Run!
Ditch!
Wow, worst prank ever it's worse than the fart cushion.
Whenever I'm late I just tell my teacher that my uncle's cousin's sister in-law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died and I had to go to the funeral.
Oh, well alright then, let's see if you top this...
Thats...'hem, that's Falco Punch. Found a parody of it and made a gif. You like?
@AWESOMEO
I made the colossal titan
Bastard doesn't even have hair. You fuckin' believe that shit?
We are gouing through that....
Her amazing "pie" is why he can't leave her in the first place.
And also the endless black hole of self-loathing which must be constantly filled with the sound of the leather whip against his oiled-up skin.
Sour cherry.
I'm not the only one...
Extremely poor choice of words XD
It's Andrea from the TV series. With that director, can you really blame him?
XDD
Who do I gotta bribe to let me crash the next wedding?
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