Eren and I talked about Senpai's dick today.
[1:18:16 PM] Gustac: So, if I may ask, how much does his dick weight, Eren?
[1:18:20 PM] … moreGustac: and is it bigger than himself?
[1:18:26 PM] AWESOMEO: Well
[1:18:36 PM] AWESOMEO: As much as I'd like to know
[1:18:40 PM] AWESOMEO: Senpai won't let me know
A bear and a rabbit meet in the woods. A genie pops up in between them, and to be fair, decides to grant them each three wishes.
The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this forest were females." And the genie grants the wish.
The rabbits first wish is for the fastest motorcycle in the world with an endless tank of gas. The motorcycle appears in front of him.
The bear thinks, "what a stupid wish," but excited for his own, wishes that all the bears in the next forsest over are females. The genie grants his wish.
The rabbit wishes for a helmet and gets it.
The bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the world are females!" And the genie grants his final wish.
The genie turns to the rabbit for his last wish. The rabbit puts on his helmet and starts up his bike. As he rides away he shouts "I wish the bear to be gay!"
Ryoute ni wa Gloria utau no wa Sieg senaka ni wa die Flügel der Freiheit
Nigirishimeta ketsui wo hidarimune ni kirisaku no wa Ringel de Torheit soukyuu wo mau----
Flügel der Freiheit!
Guys are right. We do ask for too much. So they made a list to ask for what THEY want.
Men ARE NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. (that one is wrong)
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will BE scratched. We do that.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," ! We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear IS
fine...Really.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
I am gratified that you have hired me as a professional killer, but I cannot stand being as bored as this. As such, I wonder if there’s anyone you wish to have killed? I will take care of one person for 50 million.
A douche made this list this sounds more like an attack on women to be honest nothing but bitching by whoever wrote this >:(
For me I just want a girl who is smart, has a strong personality, caring and we share some interests I don't want the perfect girl it sounds boring XD
Appreciate people for what they are don't focus on what they are not like bitching over small issues like this in what there perception of stereotypic women are
Guys are right. We do ask for too much. So they made a list to ask for what THEY want.
* Men ARE NOT mind readers.
* Learn to work t… morehe toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
* Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
* Crying is blackmail.
* Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
* Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
* Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadm… [view original content]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laVK6s7ORLo
You’re in a good mood.
taps your shoulder
Look closer...
evil smile
Not really. But nice try.
Sorry, I went to sleep. Yeah I did. It was moreso friendly talk and getting to know her more than anything, so nothing special happened.
Eren and I talked about Senpai's dick today.
[1:18:16 PM] Gustac: So, if I may ask, how much does his dick weight, Eren?
[1:18:20 PM] Gustac: and is it bigger than himself?
[1:18:26 PM] AWESOMEO: Well
[1:18:36 PM] AWESOMEO: As much as I'd like to know
[1:18:40 PM] AWESOMEO: Senpai won't let me know
want
Jean was interested, I don't know why he would want such information.
He's my Senpai too, it's important information.
Joke.
Guy: How are you doing?
Gal: Not good.
Guy: Why?
Gal: Cause I slept with white panties and woke up wearing the Jappanise flag.
I wasnt reading the previous posts so im not sure if someone said this but did Mikonreborn (a youtuber) delete his account?
I might record myself playing Blockstorm.
so you guys can see how it's played.
Do you maybe know why?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Well, if your classmates are high it is bound to be fun.
Nope.
Is it free?
ye
NARNIA!
Joke. Again.
A bear and a rabbit meet in the woods. A genie pops up in between them, and to be fair, decides to grant them each three wishes.
The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this forest were females." And the genie grants the wish.
The rabbits first wish is for the fastest motorcycle in the world with an endless tank of gas. The motorcycle appears in front of him.
The bear thinks, "what a stupid wish," but excited for his own, wishes that all the bears in the next forsest over are females. The genie grants his wish.
The rabbit wishes for a helmet and gets it.
The bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the world are females!" And the genie grants his final wish.
The genie turns to the rabbit for his last wish. The rabbit puts on his helmet and starts up his bike. As he rides away he shouts "I wish the bear to be gay!"
Ryoute ni wa Gloria utau no wa Sieg senaka ni wa die Flügel der Freiheit
Nigirishimeta ketsui wo hidarimune ni kirisaku no wa Ringel de Torheit soukyuu wo mau----
Flügel der Freiheit!
Crouasan?
Nein.
Paper towels. But they're pretty far away. If that doesn't count then nothing.
k.
A box of ultra tide.
You didn't get the reference? :}
No.
bottle of water xD
My coffee cup.
A lamp. And a wall. And my sister disney princeses video game.
Guys are right. We do ask for too much. So they made a list to ask for what THEY want.
Men ARE NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. (that one is wrong)
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will BE scratched. We do that.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," ! We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear IS
fine...Really.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
I win.
NO, I FUCKING WIN CAUSE MY TEXT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. ALSO: >:3
I am gratified that you have hired me as a professional killer, but I cannot stand being as bored as this. As such, I wonder if there’s anyone you wish to have killed? I will take care of one person for 50 million.
XD this is so random wtf
A douche made this list this sounds more like an attack on women to be honest nothing but bitching by whoever wrote this >:(
For me I just want a girl who is smart, has a strong personality, caring and we share some interests I don't want the perfect girl it sounds boring XD
Appreciate people for what they are don't focus on what they are not like bitching over small issues like this in what there perception of stereotypic women are
Ur mum m8