I do kinda agree with this one, but sometimes body language is obvious and showing that something is wrong.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
It's a sign of respect. Also, women automatically sit whereas men stand and can see the seat is down right in front of them.
Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Okay, but you're cleaning up after.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
That's fine (tackles three girls to get the last size XS)
Crying is blackmail.
Crocodile tears, sure. Genuine crying isn't, and shouldn't, be treated as manipulation.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
I agree on this one.
Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
Sometimes it isn't enough. You want us to be completely clear, right?
Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Lmfao, if a guy said this to me his ass is out.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
There is a problem in a relationship if sex is constantly refused. Unless pregnant/just had baby/ traumatic event.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
If you say something nasty to me, I'm not forgetting it.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
I don't really understand what this one means, but it sounds douchey.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
She wants you to tell her that she's beautiful. What asshole responds with "you probably are?"
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
But you do mean it in that way sometimes.
You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Some women ask men specifically because they can't do it themselves...
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
A tiny comment here or there during a show is harmless. Otherwise, I agree.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. (that one is wrong)
Indeed, it is.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
That's fine.
If it itches, it will BE scratched. We do that.
Fair enough, albeit far from ideal boyfriend behavior....
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," ! We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
I agree.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
I can only imagine the assholery that the man who wrote this would say.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear IS fine...Really.
Fine, I'll go to your grandmother's funeral in a mini dress.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
Lololol I would never date a guy who only thought about three goddamn topics.
Guys are right. We do ask for too much. So they made a list to ask for what THEY want.
* Men ARE NOT mind readers.
* Learn to work t… morehe toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
* Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
* Crying is blackmail.
* Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
* Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
* Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadm… [view original content]
This place hates me, "removing" my comments XD
I asked if you're seeing the toast girl nao, but most likely cos I see that too.
Damn I want to eat some toasts... ,>>
I just read the most disgusting, disturbing, rancid, fcked up thing thing I have ever seen on the internet.
I can't comprehend how bad that was. It was like a mixture or Cluke, rule34, Justine Bieber, and Janba The Hutt-- no wait Jabba the Hutt is my bae. Scratch him off the list.
Someone go get me some eye bleach. Please. I can't. Save yourself.
I just read the most disgusting, disturbing, rancid, fcked up thing thing I have ever seen on the internet.
I can't comprehend how bad th… moreat was. It was like a mixture or Cluke, rule34, Justine Bieber, and Janba The Hutt-- no wait Jabba the Hutt is my bae. Scratch him off the list.
Someone go get me some eye bleach. Please. I can't. Save yourself.
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Men ARE NOT mind readers.
I do kinda agree with this one, but sometimes body language is obvious and showing that something is wrong.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
It's a sign of respect. Also, women automatically sit whereas men stand and can see the seat is down right in front of them.
Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Okay, but you're cleaning up after.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
That's fine (tackles three girls to get the last size XS)
Crying is blackmail.
Crocodile tears, sure. Genuine crying isn't, and shouldn't, be treated as manipulation.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
I agree on this one.
Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
Sometimes it isn't enough. You want us to be completely clear, right?
Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Lmfao, if a guy said this to me his ass is out.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
There is a problem in a relationship if sex is constantly refused. Unless pregnant/just had baby/ traumatic event.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
If you say something nasty to me, I'm not forgetting it.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
I don't really understand what this one means, but it sounds douchey.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
She wants you to tell her that she's beautiful. What asshole responds with "you probably are?"
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
But you do mean it in that way sometimes.
You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Some women ask men specifically because they can't do it themselves...
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
A tiny comment here or there during a show is harmless. Otherwise, I agree.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. (that one is wrong)
Indeed, it is.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
That's fine.
If it itches, it will BE scratched. We do that.
Fair enough, albeit far from ideal boyfriend behavior....
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," ! We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
I agree.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
I can only imagine the assholery that the man who wrote this would say.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear IS fine...Really.
Fine, I'll go to your grandmother's funeral in a mini dress.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
Lololol I would never date a guy who only thought about three goddamn topics.
You have enough clothes.
NOT POSSIBLE
You have too many shoes.
NOT POSSIBLE
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Not much of a problem with this one.
CONCLUSION: written by a douchecanoe
I see it, go make some toast man! xD
@WhatToWriteHere IS THIS SHIT TRUE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me right now:
wuuuut
That definitely isn't a Swedish classroom xD
If this is true then I'm moving.
Did i mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ake you wipe your screen?
nu
I bow down to this guy.
Sweden here i come!
K.
Almost.
Let's play SNK?
Maddi.exe has stopped working.
WTF IS THIS THING THEY PUT ON HIM???
.
The dark lord isn't resting.
Those Snape ones turn me on. Damn...
Mayonnaise
Am I the only one who thought they were drawing a penis at first? I am? Ok, okay. O_O
Because it's a sleeping fat boy playing a guitar.
What's not funny about it?
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Haaaaaaaaiiii !
Hellooo
I just read the most disgusting, disturbing, rancid, fcked up thing thing I have ever seen on the internet.
I can't comprehend how bad that was. It was like a mixture or Cluke, rule34, Justine Bieber, and Janba The Hutt-- no wait Jabba the Hutt is my bae. Scratch him off the list.
Someone go get me some eye bleach. Please. I can't. Save yourself.
BRILLIANT!
How you doing? :]
ayy
lmao
¯_(ツ)_/¯
What ever you do, just don't look back. B^]
Recovering from a killer headache I had earlier, from listening to way too much music.
I'm addicted. ;____; but luckily it passed.
Oh that's me.
I don't plan on doing that any time soon. xD