Some big muscly Russian dude just came into my apartment, and I was like preparing to fight him when I realized he's just a delivery guy from the supermarket, he was like "Happy New Year" and I was like you scared me bruh -_-
Here's Gustav, I don't know what the fuck happened with the first one, but he wanted people to guess which one is his xD
Goofy on crack:
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C0zvVgSsh6
Darth Vader trying to be quiet because Luke is asleep:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Xdnw5mJuZ
And not Gustav:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T6evPC2jTG
Yes, we don't go like Christians do, we do a counting that was set in the Bible.
Still, most people (including me) only know the Christian date, because it's universal and more common.
IM IN TEARS LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD whoever made this is a legend holy sheet I cannot comprehend the awesomeness of this just perfect wtf XDDDD
2nd day back at school I was in PE me and this other guy he was built like a tank we ran for the ball shoulder to shoulder we were playing football. I got there first and turned past him he fell over and broke his knee.
There is me standing there this guy on the ground covering his face in agony everyone turns in silence and stares at me like I killed him.
I helped the dude into the medical room and helped him get all the medical gear etc I felt bad for him :'/ turned out talking to him his knee seized up that's why he slipped and broke it
2nd day back at school I was in PE me and this other guy he was built like a tank we ran for the ball shoulder to shoulder we were playing f… moreootball. I got there first and turned past him he fell over and broke his knee.
There is me standing there this guy on the ground covering his face in agony everyone turns in silence and stares at me like I killed him.
I helped the dude into the medical room and helped him get all the medical gear etc I felt bad for him :'/ turned out talking to him his knee seized up that's why he slipped and broke it
I hope he gets better soon
2nd day back at school I was in PE me and this other guy he was built like a tank we ran for the ball shoulder to shoulder we were playing f… moreootball. I got there first and turned past him he fell over and broke his knee.
There is me standing there this guy on the ground covering his face in agony everyone turns in silence and stares at me like I killed him.
I helped the dude into the medical room and helped him get all the medical gear etc I felt bad for him :'/ turned out talking to him his knee seized up that's why he slipped and broke it
I hope he gets better soon
2nd day back at school I was in PE me and this other guy he was built like a tank we ran for the ball shoulder to shoulder we were playing f… moreootball. I got there first and turned past him he fell over and broke his knee.
There is me standing there this guy on the ground covering his face in agony everyone turns in silence and stares at me like I killed him.
I helped the dude into the medical room and helped him get all the medical gear etc I felt bad for him :'/ turned out talking to him his knee seized up that's why he slipped and broke it
I hope he gets better soon
@leetheprofessional @Awesomeo @blueneon @Dont_Look_Back
BEHOLD THY USERS MD DELIVERS ON THY WORD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fuNgGvY9Cl… more
My normal voice ^
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B0YZjIPfCq
My Leethepro imitation ^
@Sweetpeaclem @allthatremains
Your turn :P
@leetheprofessional @Awesomeo @blueneon @Dont_Look_Back
BEHOLD THY USERS MD DELIVERS ON THY WORD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fuNgGvY9Cl… more
My normal voice ^
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B0YZjIPfCq
My Leethepro imitation ^
@Sweetpeaclem @allthatremains
Your turn :P
Comments
Happy new year?
Just a regular year where a nice guy with an ugly moustache came to power in Germany.
New Hebrew year , don't bother asking xD
We celebrate both Christian and Hebrew new year eve's, just that the official one here is the Hebrew one.
Yes, we don't go like Christians do, we do a counting that was set in the Bible.
Still, most people (including me) only know the Christian date, because it's universal and more common.
Oh, yeah... That moherfucker.
lmao XD what a legend
Dayum your voice is so smooth and chill that's awesome
Oh.
"STUPIS AS FUCK ME" MODE ENGAGED!
All credit goes to Horse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lnMkwfLULU
Lyrics in the description.
Thanks c:
IM IN TEARS LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD whoever made this is a legend holy sheet I cannot comprehend the awesomeness of this just perfect wtf XDDDD
Why not both? XDDD fgt
XD EVEN THE TITLE LMFAO aaah YES haha
what is this?
Hello skrubs!
It's been really fucking weird lately, now it's better.. Puberty ¯_(ツ)_/¯
GG_no_ReSkrublord
I completely agree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF2YA2vxPSk
YAY
¯_(ツ)_/¯
2nd day back at school I was in PE me and this other guy he was built like a tank we ran for the ball shoulder to shoulder we were playing football. I got there first and turned past him he fell over and broke his knee.
There is me standing there this guy on the ground covering his face in agony everyone turns in silence and stares at me like I killed him.
I helped the dude into the medical room and helped him get all the medical gear etc I felt bad for him :'/ turned out talking to him his knee seized up that's why he slipped and broke it
I hope he gets better soon
Damn
That moment when everyone you know is back at school and you are just sitting at home because school holidays just started for you.
You didn't graduate yet????????????????????
w8
m8
How old are you?
I'm 18 it's a college :P
:P
90,000 fgts
If this wasn 't a joke I would be REALLY offended right now.
And 35.
meh it's batman
Looks like Bane is the new Joker
Emma Watson
I am Batman and this guy is a liar. He never broke my back.
She is pretty cool.
ayy lmao didn't expect that, haha. B^]
Let's see of the other girls will do it.
sexually stimulating 69/10
saouosaijklsaip9saouijklsaousauijsauo ayy lmao
I'm doing mine now
You confused with the washing machine or something?
;---;
They got the "boyfriend's name" joke from Legally Blonde.
Btw now whenever I hear a guy is European I'm gonna imagine him in tiny shorts thank you gustav.
XD YES Do you like it evil Partner :O