I believe the conversation would go something like this:
Me: Now THIS changes things.
Clem: Who are you? And what do you mean by that… more?
Me: Well my name is John and i have some good and bad news for you.
Clem: What are the good news?
Me: You are safe from walkers now, and free to do anything you want.
Clem: Okay and the bad news?
Me: Everyone you ever knew is gone, you won't find them anywhere around here.
Clem: Why? What happened???
Me: This will sound strange, but right now you are in the middle of Europe and it is the year 2014.
Clem: No way, that can’t be true!
Me: I am sorry but it is, now if you want to understand what truly happened you have to look at this:
[Show her The Walking Dead Game]
(?) Clementine will definitely remember that.
Id jump out of my chair, and the following would happen.
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!?
Clem: Where am I?
Me: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! throws bible at Clem
Clem would fall back into the TV. I'd assume my TV is a magical portal to the video game universe, and then I'd play Duck Hunt and give that damn dog what's been coming to him.
Id jump out of my chair, and the following would happen.
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!?
Clem: Where am I?
Me: THE POWER OF CHRIST… more COMPELS YOU! throws bible at Clem
Clem would fall back into the TV. I'd assume my TV is a magical portal to the video game universe, and then I'd play Duck Hunt and give that damn dog what's been coming to him.
I'd hide her from every other TWD fan just to ensure I received custody and became her legal guardian... Then I'd treat her to all the apples she could eat.
I'd hide her from every other TWD fan just to ensure I received custody and became her legal guardian... Then I'd treat her to all the apples she could eat.
<---- so like this, come out of the tv, phone, computer?
I would be shocked, but once that I wasn't then I would quote / sing zombie by the Cranberries at her.
Another head hangs lowly,
Child is slowly taken.
And the violence caused such silence.
Who are we mistaken?
But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
In your head, in your head they are fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are crying...
In your head, in your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou...
Clementine would be weirder out by me and would most like walk away >_>
I think I'd be confused and I'd poke her face, if she fells real I'd ask her if she's hungry, no idea what I'd do after that I don't think it's a good idea for me to take care of a kid considering I tend to get in trouble, serious trouble like the kind of trouble that involves knives and guns, though I guess Clementine can handle that, hey I'd have her teach me how to properly shoot a gun because my aim is fucking terrible!
Also I live in México so she probably wouldn't understand most people here and now that I think about it I'd probably freak her out considering I look permanently annoyed and have a scar on my left eye.... This wouldn't work.
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This is how I feel when I find an old post in my notifications
Haven't seen this thread before so I'm glad it was necro'd. :P
Scream and run.
I'd be the happiest mofo on the planet!!!
"Now whatever you do, don't run to help Kenny. Its really gonna hurt me. Does it anyway and gets hit by Troy -_-
And here lies the cutest .png in existence.
I think THIS is the cutest pic of her in existence!
I would look like this:
I'd put some pants on, then formally introduce myself.
Then Season 1 Clem comes along and completely destroys the competition. ^^
OH GOD!
But I still think the one I posted is cuter muehehehehe.
Run Clem! Run while you still have a chance!
A little girl crawling out of my screen?
HI clem, you are safe now, lets go to a BOAT ride
~~ kenny appears: YOU SAID BOAT?!
me and clem : fuck yeah! BOAT !!!!!
Id jump out of my chair, and the following would happen.
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!?
Clem: Where am I?
Me: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! throws bible at Clem
Clem would fall back into the TV. I'd assume my TV is a magical portal to the video game universe, and then I'd play Duck Hunt and give that damn dog what's been coming to him.
lol. Love that last sentence.
Nothing rapey, just a lack of words and a surge of happiness.
I'd say I had to much to drink.
Lol!
You do look happy.
Not mention; quite pretty.
Wasn't that Scary Movie 3?
I loved that film!
No, it's clearly Ju-On: The Grudge.
CLEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WERE GONNA BE BESTEST FRIENDS!!!!
these pics are Clem's reaction when she steps into our world
i would find the mother fucker that laced my weed and make sure it doesnt happen again =P
I'd be as happy as a fiddle. :,) Hell I'd probably cry if it happened.
Where did I have seen this before?
Clem: are we the same age?
I'd hide her from every other TWD fan just to ensure I received custody and became her legal guardian... Then I'd treat her to all the apples she could eat.
"I am done (throw LSD away)
NOT ME. I AM NOT A GIRL. That is the Overly Attached Girlfriend.
I'd be like "I think I've played enough for one day" after questioning my sanity.
lol, I was going to write a comment about giving her apples. It would be so nice if Wellington was stocked with them.
Me: YEAH!!! YOUR MY FAVORITE PERSON EVAR!!!!!!!!! IM 14 YOUR I DONT KNOW! BUT LETS BE FRIENDS!
ITS THE RING! how old are you people?
and ju-on was the game
the title was just the grudge
I would be shocked, but once that I wasn't then I would quote / sing zombie by the Cranberries at her.
Clementine would be weirder out by me and would most like walk away >_>
I think I'd be confused and I'd poke her face, if she fells real I'd ask her if she's hungry, no idea what I'd do after that I don't think it's a good idea for me to take care of a kid considering I tend to get in trouble, serious trouble like the kind of trouble that involves knives and guns, though I guess Clementine can handle that, hey I'd have her teach me how to properly shoot a gun because my aim is fucking terrible!
Also I live in México so she probably wouldn't understand most people here and now that I think about it I'd probably freak her out considering I look permanently annoyed and have a scar on my left eye.... This wouldn't work.
Sarah appears
Sarah: bitch she's mine!
You and Sarah would have to fight to the death...after all Sarah and Clem did pinky swear and 'pinky swears are forever'
i would gladly murder sarah so me and clem could be besties