Worst Beginning ideas for season 3
So I thought I'd make this for any ideas for the worst way to start to season 3. I thought I'd make one for each ending
Kenny ending
Kenny and clementine are walking together clem trips and almost hurts AJ in the process,
Kenny; "CLEM WTF YOU HURT HIM ARGHHHH"
Kenny goes crazy and beats clem to death then accidental stands on Aj killing him, Kenny screams in despair at what he did and shoots himself.
Wellington ending
Clem wakes up cozy in a sleeping bag she notices Aj is not there, clem is startled to see the entire community is being held up by bandits
Edith: "Clem OMG these people said they had food and we believed them because were idiots who give food away LOL"
Clem: "RAWR, I'm super clem from season 2 ka pow" (Clem jumps at them in a karate kick)
Bandit: "LOL no: (Shoots clem),
The bandits pillage the community as they leave they notice Aj and throw him in a bin
Jane ending
Jane and clem are walking through the forest after leaving howes,
A group of walkers approaches,
Jane: "Shit" She throws AJ at the walkers,
Clem: "WTF Jane why no I'm so sad"
Jane: Oh no your just like Jamie and Sarah, Shit I wont do this again, (She Shoots clem in the leg and leaves her), remaining walkers eat clem, Jane runs into a tree and dies cause shes stupid .....
Jane and family ending
Clem awakes and finds the family are cooking Aj on a skew.
Clem: What! no!
Pat: Sorry clem: Munch munch Him and Jane tasted too good,
Randy: "Yep ur turn now, (Knocks out clem and they eat her)
As the three leave howes they meet another survivor
Gill: "Cool hat"
Alone
Clem walked alone with Aj into the horde
Clem: "HA ha LOL I dont need anyone I'm so badass, heh heh, Fuck you Kenny, Fuck you Jane Yay me!"
AJ: WAAAAHHH
Clem: ... "derp"
Walkers eat Clem and AJ
After this
You now play as Arvo who has found a safe place with Mike and Bonnie, the entire season is them talking about how stupid clem and co were.
So what do people think
10/10?
If it isnt obvious ideas can be as ridiculous or serious as you want.
Honestly looking back this looks kind of harsh, I guess this is what drinking several cans of red bull while writing essays does this to you ah well still any better ones?
Comments
All of the characters run around and start singing some Disney song, Then they all shoot themselves one at a time except for AJ who isn't even there with no explanation, Then the last shot is Barney the Dinosaur fighting Zombies with All of the characters dead bodies in the background...
Play as Arvo? That would be too hard, I wouldn't pass the first QTE, so he'll die, I'll laugh, and call it canon. Hopefully Mike and Bonnie die with him.
I would honestly like to play as a Clam for Season 3.
hmm your right maybe I did leave some positives there, so sorry no death scenes you get to enjoy Arvo living a long happy life in game though. And Mike and Bonnie have a baby and call it Luke
Clam? You mean Clem right? I saw a guy posting "Clam" all over.
THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT UP!
Any beginning where we don't play as clem and her personality is defined by the ending she chose.
Your worst endings are....wow. Very erm, creative.
I say any beginning that is even LIKE S2's beginning.
Bad Idea for the alone ending... Clementine and AJ pass the walkers, but good/evil people see her and AJ, but thinking they are zombies... shot in her. So her scream and the walkers eat her and AJ. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA =\
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I would rather play as a Clam then a Clem for Season 3.
Pedo Bear is stalking Clem the whole Season.... Until a Unicorn shows up and stabs it then AJ dies from the Unicorns rainbow power then Clem shoots the Unicorn and yells SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!! Now that would suck...
No. I ment I want to play as a Clam.
The worst ideas for season 3 are if Clementine is not the main character and we don't play her or if Clementine is not in it at all and if we play as someone else or if we have a total new cast in season 3 those all would be the worst ideas for season 3
Ok WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST........no just..........no......................
Clem meets Michelle's sister
Michelle's sister: Gimme that hat
Kenny/Jane walks in
Michelle's sister shoots Kenny/Jane
Clem begins to cry and gets shot by Michelle's Sister due to being distracted
°_°
Yeah...that happened...
In all seriousness...
Luke type character who found Clem: Have you been alone this whole time?
IF YOU WENT WITH KENNY OR JANE
Clem: I was with a man/woman... They... Didn't make it...
I would hate that so much... -_-
...okay. You've peaked my interest. What happens next?
Me too, like I will realy realy hate telltal for killing Kenny. I want him to stay alive for good in my game.
Ha, HAHAHA!!
Best one right here.
Jane and clem are walking through the forest after leaving howes,
A group of walkers approaches,
Jane: "Shit" She throws AJ at the walkers,
Clem: "WTF Jane why no I'm so sad"
Jane: Oh no your just like Jamie and Sarah, Shit I wont do this again, (She Shoots clem in the leg and leaves her), remaining walkers eat clem, Jane runs into a tree and dies cause shes stupid
"Worst Beginning ideas for season 3"
Jane
I actually wouldn't mind playing as Arvo for the intro, maybe even a full episode of S3 as long as TTG pulls it off well.
The worst possible beginning of season 3 is none of the above..
The worst possible beginning of season 3 is that you start the game and Clem isn't the protagonist.
Clem: kanny aj is hungry,
Kenny: lololol 420 blaze it go fuk youtself.
Clem: I'm leving u
Kenny: nuuu u make me sad clem dun leave meh ;-;
Edith: lol bitch get the fuk up
Clem: I thought you nice.
Edith: that was lie, infact all of us are cannibals!
AJ: flies and bites Edith in the neck
(Everyone in Wellington freaks out)
Gill: Cool hat.
(Howe's Hardware explodes)
Clem: Did u hear that?
Jane: hear what?
Randy: This is what you get for--
AJ: cool hat.
(Howe's Hardware explodes)
Worst beginning ideas for Season 3?
Wellington:
Turns out that the entire camp is completely barren, there's literally no-one but a lone survivor Edith who is delusional with the idea of a perfect community for everyone. Also, the supplies Kenny had been given was actually filled with rocks, and he doesn't notice until he's several miles away from the place, and soon returns with a vengeance. Regardless of the outcome when interacting with her, a harmless Edith is shot in the head by Kenny because mental illnesses makes you a bad person somehow (sarcasm), who then takes Clem and AJ in search for another save haven, thus making the Wellington ending pointless.
Kenny:
AJ eventually dies due to malnutrition and thirst due to having no baby formula on them (no magically showing up out of nowhere for plot convenience!), thus pushing Kenny 2.0 into Kenny 3.0. Then the entire journey consists of Kenny going to search for another family/baby/boat to obsess over, leaving Clementine pushed aside for Kenny to tell the story.
Jane with the family:
Gill's parents dies during the opening bandit raid and becomes depressed. Not learning their lesson with what happened with Sarah, Jane pushes Clementine to leave Gill to die. Regardless of the outcome, Gill is brutally killed by zombies in a contrived way. Howe is overrun by zombies and the two manage to survive through the hoard like old times, only for Jane to be shot in the head by Kenny, who is miraculously alive, and takes Clementine and AJ.
Jane without the family:
Randy, Patricia and Gill return with the intent to rob Clementine and Jane. Regardless of the choices made, the family dies and the two survives. Then out of nowhere, Jane is shot in the head by Kenny who survived his bullet wound, and takes Clementine and AJ.
Amen.
Clementine and Kenny find an abandoned gas station and walk into the station's toilet
Clementine: Alright, Kenny, DON'T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT LEAVING ME HERE ALONE! YOU HEAR ME??
Kenny: Oh, okay.
Kenny stands there and guards Clem while she drops her bottle of water and tries to get it back
Suddenly, a wild bandit appears and shoots Kenny
Clementine: Well, fuck.
Bandit: SWEAR
Clementine, AJ and Jane/Clem walks into a farm
Clem: Jane/Kenny you take AJ, I have to go to the toilet.
Jane/Kenny: Yeah, okay.
Kenny/Jane stand with AJ and waits for Clem to finish using the toilet
Suddenly, a wild bandit appears and shoots Jane/Kenny making them fall over AJ, crushing the baby
A wild Daryl Dixon appears and shoots the bandit with his crossbow
Clem walks out of the bathroom and starts fangirling over Daryl
You then play the next of season as Clem and Daryl as your companion, then Clem dies in the end and you play as Daryl in S4.
I'm sorry but that would stupid, Telltale knows how much the fans hate him, they would never make us play as him.
But you're not serious, right?
I think it's time for Kenny to have a determinant death.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:(
He stole 80% of the screentime, his death was perfect.
Ugh anything but Daryl, this is by far the worst
I hate you.