Tomorrow at lunch someone will drop their food on you. You will go to a restroom to clean yourself up you will drop something very valuable to you down the drain.
I don't get it.. everything bad is happening to me!
First some kids makes me get ISS (in school suspension) for 3 damn days! I get detent… moreion from that same kid! My phone goes off during school, and the teacher takes my phone. I have to write 3 essays (one for each day i was in ISS). I lie to my parents about having ISS and say i was staying after school for a project. I get pick pocketed and loose my $100 bill. I break my phone as soon a I get it back. I write the 3 damn essays and my friend "accidentally" rips it up. I'm failing LA ( Language Arts)!!! I find a shiny pokemon and kill it on Pokemon X. I spill milk all over the carpet. I got a sext from a random person while my teacher was using my phone! I get embarrassed in front of my entire class when my parents call me and my phone is on speaker phone (thus it got taken a second time)! My science fair project is due tomorrow and I haven't even started! And above all else... I lost my Dad's credit card.
WHAT THE HELL IS NEXT!?!
Tomorrow at lunch someone will drop their food on you. You will go to a restroom to clean yourself up you will drop something very valuable to you down the drain.
Well he was on his way to an important meeting, he lost this piece of paper and got fired, he then committed suicide. I know you didn't mean to but you did...
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2 of me OMG am faymis XD
3 actually...I didn't put the other one.
Wat one was it I must remember
Actually there isn't.
Already did.
Fear(s) of the Day
Turophobia: The fear of cheese.
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Eh i guess that's right.
gud
But... but... I LOVE CHEESE!
Thanks
I'm making psychic predictions for anybody if they want it... :P
Berry good!
Sure.
I wanna know ;-;
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Next week someone will drop a 20 and you will pick that shit up...Then you will lose it.
Dammit Chris.....
..Okay let's not go that far.
I honestly think i have an omen.
It is indeed worse, is it not?
Tell me boy... tell me.
ABOARD MISSION! ABOARD MISSION! WE GOT A CODE RED OVER HERE! I REPEAT A CODE RED! EVACUATE THE AREA!
Indeed....
Tomorrow at lunch someone will drop their food on you. You will go to a restroom to clean yourself up you will drop something very valuable to you down the drain.
You will find out that your best friend that is a girl has a crush on you.
Damn, the worst thing that could happen to you now is getting Saltlicked...
There’s ten thousand reasons to survive
But you only needed one to die
It's too late to change what you've become
I won't always be this lonely
The way you lived your life, it mezmerizes me
Now won't you take some time to cast out your regrets
Why did you leave our lives? It mesmerizes me
So won’t you take the time to cast out your regrets?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSqffHITIhc
CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Throw one at me, Pal.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo DON'T DROP A SALT LICK ON ME KENNY!
And here I thought it was gonna be something good.
Karma's a bitch.
You remember when you tripped that guy?
Well he was on his way to an important meeting, he lost this piece of paper and got fired, he then committed suicide. I know you didn't mean to but you did...
You will trip this Friday and sprain your leg. My recommendation...Stay away from janitors.
Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?