If Clementine had magically popped out of your tv screen or IOS device how would you or her react?

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  • "go get one of the better characters"

  • That exactly how most males will react in the present of Clem: excited at first, but awkward later because the fact that she's a little girl . How in the hell are you going to explain a little girl living with you suddenly and her strange trauma? People would probably think you are somekind of ped of some-sort. Personally, I would try to find her a family, or just pass her off as my distanced cousin, seeing that i'm black.

    Link to a video that explains

    Sarangholic posted: »

    Well... Giving that I'm a male living alone and am over ten years older than her, I'm afraid somebody in my building would see and get the wrong idea... Watch the clip, you'll get it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc--FjGgAig

  • But isn't Clementine kinda becoming Jane?

    and Jane was relevant to Carver.

    So Carver was kinda right when he said: "We have more things in common than you can think of." or something among those lines.

    No, that sounds like something Jane would do.

  • would knock her out flat with 1 punch

  • considering that she´s been running around in (more or less) the same clothes for what? like 2 years, I would prefer Clementine to take a shower first...maybe start removing the real ugly dirt in the garden, then put her in the shower or bathing tub...
    meanwhile I would go get a cap with the letter "C" on it and a cool jacket of course...

    well, I would possibly just hug her for an hour or so, disregarding any smell...after all she´s sooooo cute

  • she would smell like vomit, blood, dead bodies, and literal shit because of those really scary moments. But how would you explain a little girl taking a shower at your house?

    Aside from that, I would have a fun montage: going to the park on the swings, go shopping at the mall, go to Great America. Then at the end of the day find her a family.

    Hunne posted: »

    considering that she´s been running around in (more or less) the same clothes for what? like 2 years, I would prefer Clementine to take a sh

  • Not my Clem, I had her stick with Kenny.

    But isn't Clementine kinda becoming Jane? and Jane was relevant to Carver. So Carver was kinda right when he said: "We have more things in common than you can think of." or something among those lines.

  • DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY THAT!

    DID YOU HONESTLY JUST FUCKING SAY THAT?!

    colgato posted: »

    "go get one of the better characters"

  • My Clem stuck with Kenny as well. It's us that are more alike than you think.

    Not my Clem, I had her stick with Kenny.

  • How would you contract the virus from her?

    if she comes out of the tv she would probably be spreading the zombie virus and i would get infected

  • God,no! Protect your clem ,Clementine.

    Lee4ever posted: »

    If she popped out the screen in front of a rule34 person Id feel scared for Clem. Best if she stays in game.

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    she wouldn't be a citizen. They probably deport her to Cuba or see if she is wanted because she won't exist in any records,expect, the video game. They'll test her to insanity.

    angrykurd posted: »

    Call social services, I can't take care of a child.

  • It's about equal. Unlike Clem, she doesn't need a staff of 15 to make her look that way.

    ya, but no offence to that dudes daughter, but clementine is ALOT prettier than his daughter.

  • Smooth move.

    I'd take her out for diner,because she's probably starving.

  • Well i live in Sweden. She would be regarded as an unaccompanied minor and thereby be given a guardian :p

    she wouldn't be a citizen. They probably deport her to Cuba or see if she is wanted because she won't exist in any records,expect, the video game. They'll test her to insanity.

  • Or your PC Monitor or your Android device.

    PC Master Race.
    Android Master Race.

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