What if Senario, What will Clementine get for Xmas this year?

If Clementine was a real person, in the ZA what is she going to get for Christmas this year. She probably won't get anything but socks/underwear, if she is lucky. You would think that whatever adult is in her life would want to make that day happy for her, every other day is terrible. I believe she will have a terrible Christmas, where she eats Spam from a can, sitting on a stained mattress in the darkness. The only light is a small shimmer of moonlight, that creeps in the boarded up windows.

Oh Clementine can your life get any more sad.

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  • A clementine. Then they shall engage in a battle of superiority to see which one is the most powerful citrus and rightful owner of the almighty hat.

    It's gonna be one interesting Christmas.

  • Speaking of Clementine's hat, does she still have it? Or did she lose it, i don't remember.

    ABigBadWolf posted: »

    A clementine. Then they shall engage in a battle of superiority to see which one is the most powerful citrus and rightful owner of the almighty hat. It's gonna be one interesting Christmas.

  • She's still got it. And Kenny's too if you stayed at Wellington.

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Speaking of Clementine's hat, does she still have it? Or did she lose it, i don't remember.

  • Poor Clementine, i wonder if she knows Santa isn't real or if she thinks Santa doesn't know where she lives so he can't help her.

    ABigBadWolf posted: »

    She's still got it. And Kenny's too if you stayed at Wellington.

  • In her case I think socks/underwear would be a good thing to have this time of year.

  • I know, she won't get Trench foot or other health problems.

    DoubleJump posted: »

    In her case I think socks/underwear would be a good thing to have this time of year.

  • "Ho ho ho Clementine, you're on the naughty list!"

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Poor Clementine, i wonder if she knows Santa isn't real or if she thinks Santa doesn't know where she lives so he can't help her.

  • She didn't know about sex, so imo its a possibility she could be naive about other things.

    ABigBadWolf posted: »

    "Ho ho ho Clementine, you're on the naughty list!"

  • I wonder why she wasn't told, though. I'd assume rapists would be a big problem in the apocalypse...she oughtta know.:/

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    She didn't know about sex, so imo its a possibility she could be naive about other things.

  • Well personally i wouldn't talk to Clementine about Sex, that would just be weird. I would let a girl do it.

    ABigBadWolf posted: »

    I wonder why she wasn't told, though. I'd assume rapists would be a big problem in the apocalypse...she oughtta know.:/

  • Christa should've told her...Jane/Kenny can too, I guess. Someone's gotta do it...

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Well personally i wouldn't talk to Clementine about Sex, that would just be weird. I would let a girl do it.

  • I don't know. Maybe some BAAAAAAAAATTTERRRRRRIIIIEEEEEEES

  • A Can of Peaches

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    Clemenem posted: »

    I don't know. Maybe some BAAAAAAAAATTTERRRRRRIIIIEEEEEEES

  • A better jacket than the shitty one Bonnie gave her.

  • It doesn't suit her at all.

    A better jacket than the shitty one Bonnie gave her.

  • Agreed, it's just awful, I wish there was a choice to take it off and not wear it for the rest of the season, but sadly, we're left with the monstrosity that is that jacket. And even if you said you don't like it, she still says stuff like, "good thing you have that coll jacket," and such. We get it, you like it, but I don't, and I want to get rid of it the first chance I get.

    Clemenem posted: »

    It doesn't suit her at all.

  • A new gun would be nice.

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  • That's like the best thing i've ever seen.

    A new gun would be nice.

  • edited December 2014

    Best Christmas present Clem can get is secure shelter.

    What she'll most likely get is a "Merry Christmas", if she's lucky.

  • Let her have a walkman, some headphones, and batteries this Christmas. There are a lot of CDs out there, probably still in good condition.

  • A BIG FAT HUG FROM ALL HER FANZZZZZZZZ,
    and from me, a "meh"

  • A Tv that can only show one thing and one thing only, The Walking Dead.

  • Dead parents.

  • A FUCKIN DEATH NOTE....

  • What will Clementine get for Christmas? Ah, one can hope she'll get a Remington 870 12 gauge pump shotgun to kill Mike and Arvo with, and any other fucker that poses a threat.

  • Those were Carley's gifts as well.

    Clemenem posted: »

    I don't know. Maybe some BAAAAAAAAATTTERRRRRRIIIIEEEEEEES

  • edited December 2014

    A Leather Jacket, so walkers and dogs can't bite through it.

  • I wish she could get Lee back or something. ;_; Or at least, a few more moments with him.

  • I would love to see Lee come back into the storyline.

    Vaxij posted: »

    I wish she could get Lee back or something. ;_; Or at least, a few more moments with him.

  • Apples since I think she love them.

  • Why death note? XD

    Mich19 posted: »

    A FUCKIN DEATH NOTE....

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