If I had no conscience I'd do anything for this dress
I'd slaughter entire nations, enslave populations, eat babies...I really want that … moredress. I really want to be a witch with powers while wearing that dress. I'd even suffer through having a female body if I got to be a witch with telekinesis especially I love that power oh man I really want that dress
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Man, those Tales Forums are becoming hostile.
Whatever, I'm trapped inside from the snow...I'm happy.
What happened?
Ah, okay.
Next time on the Walking Dead..........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42urITiGAII
Salt123's Movie of the Day..............Previously: Fury Today: Defiance
It's like that other one .-.
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Ah god its this song i remember listening to it millions of times until i forgot about it....
this is my fuckin ship
I love this ship
Man, even if today wasn't a day off, I'd still have a day off due to all the snow. It's apparently going to get worse this afternoon.
I fear if they don't get news soon, gangs will begin to develop.
At least now we see how @HandsomeJack becomes that psychotic maniac.
HELO I'M ORPHANER DEEEEEUUUUUUALSCAAAAR
Yep, the TFTBL forums are the real pre-sequel...
MARY JANE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Jackie plz.
I NEEEEEED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Fuck Africa. And fuck prison.
What about African prisons?
RIP
Why do you hate being a woman so much?
I would love to have boobies.
FUCK AFRICA!
Break him out of prison and invade Africa.
AND FUCK PRISON!
Are you playing The Escapists?
Yeah. This game isn't letting me sleep.
Fuck, I want that game. ;-;
Then get it bro. You won't regret it.
I hate this town, it's so washed up!
And all my friends don't give a fuck!
They'll tell me that it's just bad luck
When will I find where I fit in
I hate this town!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTX6JK_1KV8
Sleep with one eye open.
When you lose your phone:
Ah!, I just shitted on you!
Probably licking your honey like Winnie the Pooh!
Aye!, I just took a mighty dump on you!
Perhaps licking thy honey like Winnie the Pooh
someone pls talk to me im lonely
Handsome Jackie Chan Eh? Eh?
I'm here for you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please love meeeeeeeee!
Keep telling that to yourself