With the launch of GTA Online Heists imminent, we have no doubt you and your Crew are cracking your knuckles and rubbing your sticky fingers… more together at the prospect of pulling off elaborate robberies at some of Los Santos' most closely-guarded institutions. Massive scores of GTA$ await those with the planning and the teamwork to pull these audacious thefts off. As you're taking final roll calls on your most trusted allies ahead of the launch of Heists on March 10th, here are a few pointers to help ensure your plan is of the best-laid variety.
FOLLOW THE LEADER
First things first: every Heist needs a leader and the Heist Leader is going to need to be at least rank 12 and own a high-end apartment with a planning board in order to co-ordinate the crime. Not only do Heist Leaders cough up all of the setup costs up-front, they have complete control over team roles and the cut of the final take each Crew Member gets. Additionally, Heist prog… [view original content]
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52402/gta-online-heists-now-available
Well... not exactly what I was hoping.... The comments certainly shows how many problems there are with the update. Fuck me..
He treated you like you committed a crime just based off your appearance not your actions which was unjustified making your actions acceptable to his clear ignorance in my opinion
So I was really pissed off because a security guard was following me and accused from trying to steal from an ATM which is fucking stupid an… mored I have no idea how I could do that, I got money out of that thing from my bank account and it was 200 MXN, but anyway I was pretty pissed off that he would accuse me of that only because I have a scar on my left eye, wear a red scarf that covers half my face and it was 1 AM, and therefore I seemed kinda suspicious and I felt like I was being judged unfairly, so I responded to his rather aggressive "What were you doing in there with" with "Withdrawing cash and singing a pretty gay song" and then he said "Is that why you were walking around in circles" so I got really mad and said "I was dancing but if you want to fight I've had a really fucking long day and breaking your fucking legs seems like a really good way to do that." he backed off a bit and told me to go away and he followed me from far away unti… [view original content]
I tried GTA Online and... and... MY GIRL HAS A MAN'S FACE!!! She now has the face of my bro's male avatar. WTF? She was gorguous. I'm tellin the truth it's literally male's face planted on my girl. Bravo R* I knew you were gonna fuck up somehow like always. Now I am gonna have to stick to the male avatar now. WORST! PLASTIC SURGURY! EVER! I WANT TO RUN OVER SOMEONE NOW!
I tried GTA Online and... and... MY GIRL HAS A MAN'S FACE!!! She now has the face of my bro's male avatar. WTF? She was gorguous. I'm tellin… more the truth it's literally male's face planted on my girl. Bravo R* I knew you were gonna fuck up somehow like always. Now I am gonna have to stick to the male avatar now. WORST! PLASTIC SURGURY! EVER! I WANT TO RUN OVER SOMEONE NOW!
Really wishin we had Character Editor right about now. It's Los Santos, all the NPCs get plastic surgury so we should too. That way I wont get creeped out for having a male face on a girl's body. .-.
Really wishin we had Character Editor right about now. It's Los Santos, all the NPCs get plastic surgury so we should too. That way I wont get creeped out for having a male face on a girl's body. .-.
Well I'll just wear a hockey mask and release my wrath to slaughter every GTA player in the mean time. The killing spree begins.
I should be given the name: Tobi-Is-A-Psycho-Boy for GTA.
Well... might as well show you. (first pic was saved from a friend's picture display, the second was from my camera, good ol' Mr. Shitty-Screens)
BEFORE
AFTER....
MY REACTION
Not really he was just doing his job, as a security guard his job is to look out for people that might be trouble and I did look suspicious, though his suspicions of stealing from the ATM were really stupid since I have no idea how I would manage that, still it's his job to guard the commercial district so however stupid it was he kinda had to confront if he believed I was committing a crime, it's his job, besides I exploded pretty fast I think I should be more patient.
Innocent until proven guilty
He treated you like you committed a crime just based off your appearance not your actions which was unjustified making your actions acceptable to his clear ignorance in my opinion
XD Jontron is awesome the scene he was making fun of is from goosebumps where that kid hands and face grows hair and then he turns into a dog or werewolf in the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyenuFD-4MY
XD Jontron is awesome the scene he was making fun of is from goosebumps where that kid hands and face grows hair and then he turns into a dog or werewolf in the end
Maybe he could of been more polite in how he dealed with you to
His job is to stop criminals who rob the shop that's what his paid to do not harass, follow and accuse innocent customers of crimes maybe you overreacted but I understand why people have them sort of days every now and again
Not really he was just doing his job, as a security guard his job is to look out for people that might be trouble and I did look suspicious,… more though his suspicions of stealing from the ATM were really stupid since I have no idea how I would manage that, still it's his job to guard the commercial district so however stupid it was he kinda had to confront if he believed I was committing a crime, it's his job, besides I exploded pretty fast I think I should be more patient.
All other news reporting on it is so complex this is the shortest and easiest to read ^
basically a loophole in Irish law has now made it legal to use and own any drug over the next 2 days that's the minimum time it will take my government to make them illegal again they are just a absolute joke
heroine, Ecstasy, Cocaine hundreds more are now legal to use or sell for the next two days XD
I guess so, though to be honest his job is actually to call the police and stop minor troublemakers such as shoplifters, considering where I am you'd think he'd be more careful, since just a few years ago the cartels were killing people at random, he should know better and not piss off suspicious individuals.
Maybe he could of been more polite in how he dealed with you to
His job is to stop criminals who rob the shop that's what his paid to do… more not harass, follow and accuse innocent customers of crimes maybe you overreacted but I understand why people have them sort of days every now and again
Cocaine cat is pretty funny, but anyway I wish this would happen in México, it would take so much power off the cartels, I think it's a whorthwhile sacrifice considering they practically own the country.
http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/politics/ecstasy-drugs-now-technically-legal-5305671
All other news reporting on it is so compl… moreex this is the shortest and easiest to read ^
basically a loophole in Irish law has now made it legal to use and own any drug over the next 2 days that's the minimum time it will take my government to make them illegal again they are just a absolute joke
heroine, Ecstasy, Cocaine hundreds more are now legal to use or sell for the next two days XD
I think my school has figured out a good way to get donations. Tomorrow they'll play the Kidz Bop version of Justin Bieber's song "One Time" on continuous repeat until they reach their goal of raising $500.
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What luck.
I got the update but I can't connect to Online. Maintenance must be happening.
PS: The update took like six minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pDc0TwXxPnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YiOpe8_q_fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uf4Hb9fsR3U
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52402/gta-online-heists-now-available
Well... not exactly what I was hoping.... The comments certainly shows how many problems there are with the update. Fuck me..
Damn that game was fun! I hated the glitches though. Especially the invincibility one, that glitch was bullshit. :P
Don't know cause I haven't played it. Barely had enough money to buy my shitty pc.
Innocent until proven guilty
He treated you like you committed a crime just based off your appearance not your actions which was unjustified making your actions acceptable to his clear ignorance in my opinion
Let's hope it starts working sometime today.
I tried GTA Online and... and... MY GIRL HAS A MAN'S FACE!!! She now has the face of my bro's male avatar. WTF? She was gorguous. I'm tellin the truth it's literally male's face planted on my girl. Bravo R* I knew you were gonna fuck up somehow like always. Now I am gonna have to stick to the male avatar now. WORST! PLASTIC SURGURY! EVER! I WANT TO RUN OVER SOMEONE NOW!
I can't even connect to xbox live right now, maybe it's better if I don't
At least not until they iron out some of these bugs.
Really wishin we had Character Editor right about now. It's Los Santos, all the NPCs get plastic surgury so we should too. That way I wont get creeped out for having a male face on a girl's body. .-.
That's pretty freakin' creepy
But a editor would be great.
I'm probably gonna have to wear a mask for the rest of my GTA life. ;-;
It won't be all bad, you can wear a NICE mask for the rest of your GTA life.
Hopefully they realize they just swapped your face, Face Off style. XD
Well I'll just wear a hockey mask and release my wrath to slaughter every GTA player in the mean time. The killing spree begins.
I should be given the name: Tobi-Is-A-Psycho-Boy for GTA.
That's great XD
Well... might as well show you. (first pic was saved from a friend's picture display, the second was from my camera, good ol' Mr. Shitty-Screens)
BEFORE
AFTER....
MY REACTION
OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9MfuWSQoWc
Anyway, I've checked the GTA forums and other people are having the same problem.
I love Elsa
Not really he was just doing his job, as a security guard his job is to look out for people that might be trouble and I did look suspicious, though his suspicions of stealing from the ATM were really stupid since I have no idea how I would manage that, still it's his job to guard the commercial district so however stupid it was he kinda had to confront if he believed I was committing a crime, it's his job, besides I exploded pretty fast I think I should be more patient.
Oh god this song! SO FITTING! XD
Yeah, I was hoping I wouldn't but I did.
Rockstar can't get anything right it seems.
Well, they'll either fix the bugs and save your face or you gonna need a paper bag for the rest of your GTA life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyenuFD-4MY
XD Jontron is awesome the scene he was making fun of is from goosebumps where that kid hands and face grows hair and then he turns into a dog or werewolf in the end
I love JonTron! I remember this! This was so freaking funny XD
Maybe he could of been more polite in how he dealed with you to
His job is to stop criminals who rob the shop that's what his paid to do not harass, follow and accuse innocent customers of crimes maybe you overreacted but I understand why people have them sort of days every now and again
Read this. For real, read this.
There. I made a psycho out of my avatar. Let me know if they fix the bugs, okay?
Sure thing.
http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/politics/ecstasy-drugs-now-technically-legal-5305671
All other news reporting on it is so complex this is the shortest and easiest to read ^
basically a loophole in Irish law has now made it legal to use and own any drug over the next 2 days that's the minimum time it will take my government to make them illegal again they are just a absolute joke
heroine, Ecstasy, Cocaine hundreds more are now legal to use or sell for the next two days XD
I was playing on my PS3 yesterday I finally got this trophy
It's About Fucking time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfr86f-AOpg
Salt123's Movie of the Day..............Previously: Death Race 2000 Today: The Hurricane
I guess so, though to be honest his job is actually to call the police and stop minor troublemakers such as shoplifters, considering where I am you'd think he'd be more careful, since just a few years ago the cartels were killing people at random, he should know better and not piss off suspicious individuals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsFFjt1x6Q
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32H52pP28jA
Cocaine cat is pretty funny, but anyway I wish this would happen in México, it would take so much power off the cartels, I think it's a whorthwhile sacrifice considering they practically own the country.
I think my school has figured out a good way to get donations. Tomorrow they'll play the Kidz Bop version of Justin Bieber's song "One Time" on continuous repeat until they reach their goal of raising $500.