* Yvette: News flash, asshole. This is my office now.
* Rhys: Ah, Yvette, glad you showed up. There's someone I must introduce you to.
* Y… morevette: What?
* [Rhys grabs Yvette]
* Rhys: This, is my dear old friend.. Mr. Airlock. He's quite nice when you get to know him and well.. You to are gonna be spending a lot of time together.
* Yvette: Someone help!
* Rhys: What? You don't like him? Aw, I think you've hurt his feelings! So you'd better go apologise!
* [Pushes her out]
* Rhys: Huh, That was satisfying.
I wish there was a way for Rhys to politely refuse the Hyperion throne and explain to Handsome Jack why he doesn't want it instead of pissing him off from the get-go with the decision.
I wish there was a way for Rhys to politely refuse the Hyperion throne and explain to Handsome Jack why he doesn't want it instead of pissing him off from the get-go with the decision.
In ep. 4 if you choose not to reveal Handsome Jack to Fiona and Sasha and when August asks Rhys if he uses his robo-hand or his real one to take care of business,
Rhys: "Okay, that is none of your business, mama's boy."
(Because August is Vallory's son. In fact, I would've liked it if Rhys or Fiona called August that at any point.)
In ep. 4 if you choose not to reveal Handsome Jack to Fiona and Sasha and when August asks Rhys if he uses his robo-hand or his real one to … moretake care of business,
Rhys: "Okay, that is none of your business, mama's boy."
(Because August is Vallory's son. In fact, I would've liked it if Rhys or Fiona called August that at any point.)
Vallory: ...And I'll give you a hint: The only right answer is 'yes'.
Sasha: Don't buy any of this bullshit, Fiona.
Fiona: Yeah, okay.… more We'll get you the piece.
Sasha: (Disgustedly) Come on!
Fiona: Didn't you hear what she just said about rotting corpses and skags and instead letting us help find the Vault? We're outgunned, tied up, I have a rocket launcher the size of a motorcycle lying on my boobs and the only one of us who could stand up to torture for more than a minute let alone defend herself was just carted off unconscious by Vault Hunters, how about we just do as the nice lady says and TRY NOT TO GET OURSELVES KILLED RIGHT THIS MINUTE, HUH!??
Sasha: ...
Funny thing, there was a cut dialogue from ep2 I think where August said that if it weren't for Sasha, he would've killed her as it is, because he said he didn't buy her story at all. But then again, maybe he was sour.
Too bad there wasn't an option to convince Rhys not to make a run for it from the stranger. Or at least [Grab him] to keep him from running.
If he hadn't then the stranger wouldn't have any reason to tie them up again.
To be even more fair, it's yet another instance where Rhys gets physically abused and Fiona gets off scot-free...
I do hope the reveal of who the Stranger is explains their abuse of Rhys, or otherwise I'd sure like an option to ask them about it. Though it would most likely result in another 'lol comic relief, Rhys gets hurt, again' moment.
I wish there was a way for Rhys to politely refuse the Hyperion throne and explain to Handsome Jack why he doesn't want it instead of pissing him off from the get-go with the decision.
True, even if she chooses to run along with him Rhys still gets brutally knocked out and Fiona still gets to stay awake and tell the next part of the story, not a hair touched on her head.
To be even more fair, it's yet another instance where Rhys gets physically abused and Fiona gets off scot-free...
I do hope the reveal of… more who the Stranger is explains their abuse of Rhys, or otherwise I'd sure like an option to ask them about it. Though it would most likely result in another 'lol comic relief, Rhys gets hurt, again' moment.
What if back in Ep. 1 during the present when Rhys reunites with Fiona, we were to choose how he responds.
Well, look who it is...- (We all know this plays out. :P)
There you are! - Rhys: "Hey, Fiona! There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I would ask you where you've been, but I think this guy here speaks for itself."
... - (Rhys stays silent and just glares while still being dragged in the dirt and rolls his eyes when Fiona comments his haircut and keeps remaining silent until he's close enough for Fiona to kick dirt at him.)
I wish there was a way for Rhys to politely refuse the Hyperion throne and explain to Handsome Jack why he doesn't want it instead of pissing him off from the get-go with the decision.
In ep. 4 if you choose not to reveal Handsome Jack to Fiona and Sasha and when August asks Rhys if he uses his robo-hand or his real one to … moretake care of business,
Rhys: "Okay, that is none of your business, mama's boy."
(Because August is Vallory's son. In fact, I would've liked it if Rhys or Fiona called August that at any point.)
I wish that there was a nicer option if you ruled Hyperion because all of the things he says to Jack are the equivalent to "Hell no you crazy bastard!" If there were an option to politely say no thanks and instead offer another worker for Jack to put the endo-skeleton into to allow him and Rhys to be co-rulers, would have been very interesting. Everyone was hoping for something like Jack and Rhys being in charge and I'm kind of bummed it never happened, but episode 5 was still very go overall.
Ep 5 before the vault
Fiona: Stay away from my Sister!
Rhys: But we're already together...
Fiona: When did that happen!?
Rhys: Well you took a while on serching for Felix....(lewd smile)
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Man I don't think I could do that, I'd feel so guilty. I mean poor airlock.
I wish there was a way for Rhys to politely refuse the Hyperion throne and explain to Handsome Jack why he doesn't want it instead of pissing him off from the get-go with the decision.
YES!
In that moment Jack was calmly asking Rhys if he wanted to rule Hyperion. Why the hell did Rhys feel the need to be aggressive with Jack?
In ep. 4 if you choose not to reveal Handsome Jack to Fiona and Sasha and when August asks Rhys if he uses his robo-hand or his real one to take care of business,
Rhys: "Okay, that is none of your business, mama's boy."
(Because August is Vallory's son. In fact, I would've liked it if Rhys or Fiona called August that at any point.)
And this is what follows.
Everyone: ...
Fiona: (continues ranting)
Actual gangsters are grumpy mofos. Well, except the kingpins, they're not really grumpy.
Episode 1:
When confronting Vasquez:
Rhys: You know what, Hugo? Let's settle this like REAL men.
Hugo: Oh, so you finally grew a pair. DIE!
(Finger gun duel that ends with Rhys flying out of Hugo's office.)
When about to fight Rudiger and his gang:
(Rhys pulls out his green-rarity Leverage handgun, and so does Vaughn.)
Rhys: Now, just tell us where it is, or we'll shoot. And you've got a cleaver.
Rudiger: I have friends.
(Bandits start cocking their guns)
(Cue QTE gunfight)
(Rhys and Vaughn are quickly pinned down)
Rhys: YVETTE!
Yvette: Already? But you're armed-
Rhys: WE FORGOT THE GRENADES!
Yvette: (facepalm) Fine.
(Loader Bot arrives)
When meeting August in Hollow Point:
(Shoot him)
(August falls over screaming)
Felix: WHAT PART OF 'EMERGENCIES' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
August: (weakly) Was...it...something...I...said?
When the deal goes wrong:
(Zer0 shows up and starts fighting Psychos)
Rhys: Holy shit.
Vaughn: A friggin' Vault Hunter?
August: HEY, Z! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
Zer0: Hello again, August. You've grown.
August: (cheerfully) I have your back!
Zer0: Excellent.
(Cue Back-to-Back badasses)
Fiona: Hey, what about us?
August: You can all leave now.
Sasha:...You know Zero?
August: Long story, I'll tell you next week. Shoo, shoo.
When you fail at neck-snapping:
(Shoot him)
Sasha: Wait, you actually had a gun, Hyperion?
Bandit: He has a gun and he forgets? IDIOT!
Sasha: I know, right?
Rhys: OK, OK, geez!
Bandit: You think you can just come to Pandora WITHOUT A GUN? YOU MUST BE SUICIDAL!
Rhys: I'm sorry, I-
Bandit: WHATEVER, I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT SOME PATHETIC DEATH SEEKER!
(Bandit storms off, grumbling as Rhys and Sasha stare in confusion)
When you shoot Felix:
(Whatcha' say plays)
To be fair, she can tell him not to do anything stupid.
I was hoping we would get to talk to Jack about things that happened in Borderlands 2, specifically Angel and Nisha.
Also I would have liked to see a scenario where Rhys uploads Jack but still refuses to rule Hyperion.
RHYS
"C-Can I touch it?" - Rhys
"Touch what?" - Vaughn
"Your abs." - Rhys
"Fine." Vaughn.
"Those... Those feel angry." - Rhys
I'm not sure if I want to know where you got that info.
But that makes sense.
To be even more fair, it's yet another instance where Rhys gets physically abused and Fiona gets off scot-free...
I do hope the reveal of who the Stranger is explains their abuse of Rhys, or otherwise I'd sure like an option to ask them about it. Though it would most likely result in another 'lol comic relief, Rhys gets hurt, again' moment.
Right?!
For me the best way (to reject Hyperion) was to accept but then chicken out. You know.. not put the thing in Rhys skull...
Atleast that way I don't have to be a straight up jerk about it.
Episode 2:
When the Rakk Hive shows up:
Rhys: IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT WITH A VAGINA FOR A FACE!
Fiona: GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN, HYPERION!
Rhys: I DROPPED OUT!
Fiona: Explains everything, really.
Meeting Handsome Jack:
(Cue excited screaming)
Jack: Wha..?
Enhancing:
Fiona: ENHANCE IT, O GLORIOUS COMPUTER!
Sasha: IF YOU ENHANCE IT, I WILL MAKE YOU COOKIES!
Fiona: ENNNNNHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNCEEEEEE!
Sasha: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
(Vaughn walks off to sob in corner)
Shirtless Vaughn:
(Rhys tapping abs)
Vaughn: Those should hopefully stop a knife.
Rhys: Hopefully.
When the Megacorp Bros are in the desert:
(A shirtless Vaughn turns around to see shirtless Rhys.)
Rhys: Well?
Vaughn: I'm sorry, bro, but AAAAAAUUUUGH, PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
Running away from Athena:
Sasha: AND I THOUGHT SHERIFF KADAM CHASING AFTER US WAS BAD.
Fiona: DON'T REMIND ME! AND IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO EGG HER OFFICE!
Sasha: YOU BROUGHT THE TOILET PAPER!
Fiona: YOU HAD THE SKAG ROCKET LAUNCHER!
Sasha: FI, YOU WERE CARRYING THE MINES, TOO! IT WAS A MIRACLE THAT SHE WAS ACTUALLY COOL WITH IT.
Fiona: SHE ACTUALLY LIKED CHASING US.
Sasha: HOW ABOUT ATHENA?
Fiona: NO IDEA, KEEP ON RUNNING!
When being escorted by August to the core:
Fiona: You look like you're high when you smile.
beat
Fiona: Hey, did you dump that "habit" you used to have in high school-
August: (suddenly panicking) I buried all the weed, I promise!
Fiona: (singsong voice) I haaaave blaaaackmaaaail now...
August: ...Aw, shit.
When meeting with August and Vasquez:
August: Reeze.
Rhys: Aoogah.
August: Oh, I have a better one. Rise?
Rhys: Aw-gist.
August: (grinning) Rice?
Rhys: Auburn-
(Vasquez shoves August aside)
Vasquez: Well, if it isn't my little pal-
Rhys: Hi, Ass-quez.
(Everyone bursts out laughing.)
Vasquez: WHAT?!
Rhys: Hey, you know who would look better with your beard? Elvis. Actually, did you grow his hairdo upside down?
Vaughn: Nice burn.
Vasquez: SHUT. UP-
Rhys: Now now now, that's not how a VP talks, Hugo. Oh wait, I said that wrong. That's not how a VP talks, Moo-go Cowquez.
(More laughter)
Vasquez: GNNNNN!
Rhys: Nice teeth, Brasquez.
(Even more laughter)
Vasquez: (Face turning red)
Rhys: You should really Chillquez.
(And it escalates from there, until Vasquez tries to shoot Rhys and everything gets serious.)
True, even if she chooses to run along with him Rhys still gets brutally knocked out and Fiona still gets to stay awake and tell the next part of the story, not a hair touched on her head.
What if back in Ep. 1 during the present when Rhys reunites with Fiona, we were to choose how he responds.
Well, look who it is...- (We all know this plays out. :P)
There you are! - Rhys: "Hey, Fiona! There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I would ask you where you've been, but I think this guy here speaks for itself."
... - (Rhys stays silent and just glares while still being dragged in the dirt and rolls his eyes when Fiona comments his haircut and keeps remaining silent until he's close enough for Fiona to kick dirt at him.)
I mean he's Handsome Jack, but Rhys could say he died a loser and tell him he had no family. The fuck!?!?
fiona: youre a hero, you know that right?
scooter: y'know i was told once pandora is aint a place for a hero, but it feels good.
would be a nice reference
In episode three during the "Trust Jack" intro, Rhys could've done a badass line right after using the drones to shoot Vasquez or August.
SHOOT VASQUEZ - Rhys: "Payback's a bitch, Wallethead!"
SHOOT AUGUST - Rhys: "Suck on that, Nose-ring boy!"
Ep. 4 when you land on Helios and the first "alone time" with Yvette as Rhys-quez and she asks about the Vault Key one of the options is to play dumb:
Oh right, the key. The key for the vault. The key made specially to open the vault. The Vault Key......That key?
What do you have to say exactly before because i didn't reveal it and August didn't say that.
I wish that there was a nicer option if you ruled Hyperion because all of the things he says to Jack are the equivalent to "Hell no you crazy bastard!" If there were an option to politely say no thanks and instead offer another worker for Jack to put the endo-skeleton into to allow him and Rhys to be co-rulers, would have been very interesting. Everyone was hoping for something like Jack and Rhys being in charge and I'm kind of bummed it never happened, but episode 5 was still very go overall.
To be able to have Rhys tell Fiona he loves her if you didnt go the Rhys/Sasha path.
Telling Sasha about the money.
Ep 5 before the vault
Fiona: Stay away from my Sister!
Rhys: But we're already together...
Fiona: When did that happen!?
Rhys: Well you took a while on serching for Felix....(lewd smile)
Guess we just have to go with what we got :P. Unless they give us a second season
That made laugh for an absurd amount of time LOL I think its because I can imagine Rhys saying the NOICE thing with his face morphing a weird way..
You mean this way?
That face alone made me giggle like an idiot for way too long
Not until we get an option to say it to Sasha as well if we did go down that path.
That's only fair.