"Hello everyone.
I knew there was something off about that ice cream.
All I remember is dropping unconscious and when I woke up I was … morein the circus.
The minion circus...
They said I looked stupid so they turned me into their local clown.
Now I have to stare baby minions in the face as I hand them balloons made out of human skin. Somehow.
This is worse than Adam Sandler.
I kinda miss salad after this.
Where are you, Beyonce? Will you help me find my senpai?
Or am I stuck here with potato people for the rest of my life?
They think it's funny to throw pie at my face sometimes.
My stomach says yes but my dignity says no.
Wish me luck.
I hope I don't cry too much."
"Hello everyone.
I knew there was something off about that ice cream.
All I remember is dropping unconscious and when I woke up I was … morein the circus.
The minion circus...
They said I looked stupid so they turned me into their local clown.
Now I have to stare baby minions in the face as I hand them balloons made out of human skin. Somehow.
This is worse than Adam Sandler.
I kinda miss salad after this.
Where are you, Beyonce? Will you help me find my senpai?
Or am I stuck here with potato people for the rest of my life?
They think it's funny to throw pie at my face sometimes.
My stomach says yes but my dignity says no.
Wish me luck.
I hope I don't cry too much."
Comments
Sorry Father.
what did he say? :P
!!!
DAMN RIGHT
CAPS LOCK IS TOO GOOD!
THAT'S WHAT HE GET'S FOR TRUSTING THOSE YELLOW FUCKS!
That :P
WHERE TF AM I? I WANT TO VOTE FOR MYSELF!
but... minions aren't useless.. ;_;
besides, breaking rules just once won't make him angry amirite :P
What did vanilla ever do to you? ;--;
You are really going all in with the bold caps, aren't you?
But...
IKR
I FEEL LIKE YANDERE, SO MUCH EVIL!!!
It's bland and disgusting (I'm sorry to the other 99.999999% of the population that like vanilla)
You wanna test him?
This ^
oh c'mon, it'll be fun ;D
fuck minions
WHAT'S THAT APOST TO MEAN!
Nah, I'm just kidding. It's to let people know I'm not seriously being an asshole towards them :P
But you got a strip club with private dances,how did you lose it?
god bless you
(actually I don't like vanilla either hahah)
i didn't lose anything
in fact, i'm in vanilla unicorn rn :P
I feel kinda bad now xD
;>>
YANDERES ARE THE BEST THOUGH, NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
Great,try to find the best ho
Thanks for the Warm Welcome everyone
Can I join this minion party too?Here I have something:
I'm not joining you on this one.
OI, WHATCHA YELLING FOR?!
It's pretty fun
Whaaat? Why didn't you tell me right away?!
kinda difficult to pick between sapphire and chastity ;P
I don't know. I'm really weird today :B
Skyping with @XDJulieXD, it's cool
really, doctor who gifs against me... ;_;
okay den...
i'm just gonna go hide myself in a corner and cry... yeah, that sounds nice..
Me too.
It's got something to do with the fact that I start school at 11:30 tomorrow ^-^
Sapphire FTW,trust me
thanx 4 the recommendation, bruh