"Hello everyone.
Today I escaped hell.
Well, not literally but I swear the minions were worse than Satan could ever hope to be.
I p… morerayed hard to the Holy Beyonce and before I knew it my guardian angel was there to aid me again.
She called me a numbskull. I think she's praising me again.
But this time she gave me something greater (and then told me to fuck off but those are small details).
She gave me a dragon.
It's time to burn Minionville to the ground.
I turned my back as my new pet scorched everything because cool guys don't look at explosions.
(Actually, I think I wet myself.)
That thing is looking at me expectantly now but I don't know what to feed it.
I'm considering feeding Adam Sandler to it.
I hope Fiona likes our new pet when we meet again.
PS: I named it Fluffy McFlooffums."
Yes! Those little shits will be burnt alive!
I've never seen anyone this happy to see them getting burned...
I like you even more now...
And Adam...
Yep! I like you!
Adam Sandler is good, but if you can't find him, you should consider feeding Fluffy McFlooffums some of the medium-rare grilled minions. Not the burnt ones though. :P
And maybe the dragon wants to burn more people/ayyliens/entities/thangs, not just eat?
"Hello everyone.
Today I escaped hell.
Well, not literally but I swear the minions were worse than Satan could ever hope to be.
I p… morerayed hard to the Holy Beyonce and before I knew it my guardian angel was there to aid me again.
She called me a numbskull. I think she's praising me again.
But this time she gave me something greater (and then told me to fuck off but those are small details).
She gave me a dragon.
It's time to burn Minionville to the ground.
I turned my back as my new pet scorched everything because cool guys don't look at explosions.
(Actually, I think I wet myself.)
That thing is looking at me expectantly now but I don't know what to feed it.
I'm considering feeding Adam Sandler to it.
I hope Fiona likes our new pet when we meet again.
PS: I named it Fluffy McFlooffums."
Adam Sandler is good, but if you can't find him, you should consider feeding Fluffy McFlooffums some of the medium-rare grilled minions. Not… more the burnt ones though. :P
And maybe the dragon wants to burn more people/ayyliens/entities/thangs, not just eat?
Great job Wolf, as always! Love it!
Sorry, John but the mi--- the min--- I was ready to puke right now. Those things are doomed. And I'll be happy if every one of them slowly be burnt and will be more satisfied hearing them screaming.
No... you're right...
...we should kill them in the most painful way possible instead! c:<
innocent
Innocent... innocent?! They poisoned Rhys! That's even worse than Adam Sandler!
"Hello everyone.
Today I escaped hell.
Well, not literally but I swear the minions were worse than Satan could ever hope to be.
I p… morerayed hard to the Holy Beyonce and before I knew it my guardian angel was there to aid me again.
She called me a numbskull. I think she's praising me again.
But this time she gave me something greater (and then told me to fuck off but those are small details).
She gave me a dragon.
It's time to burn Minionville to the ground.
I turned my back as my new pet scorched everything because cool guys don't look at explosions.
(Actually, I think I wet myself.)
That thing is looking at me expectantly now but I don't know what to feed it.
I'm considering feeding Adam Sandler to it.
I hope Fiona likes our new pet when we meet again.
PS: I named it Fluffy McFlooffums."
No... you're right...
...we should kill them in the most painful way possible instead! c:<
innocent
Innocent... innocent?! They poisoned Rhys! That's even worse than Adam Sandler!
Sorry, John but the mi--- the min--- I was ready to puke right now. Those things are doomed. And I'll be happy if every one of them slowly be burnt and will be more satisfied hearing them screaming.
Valar Minionghulis! (Idk why but I really wanted to say something related to Valar Morghulis. Also, Valar Minionghulis means "All minions must die
!" xD)
I believe it was someone with Clementine on her avatar, but she changed it to pokemon at some point, unfortunately I can't remember her nickname here. ;-;
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TFW nothing I does matters
RIP headphones
Sorry, bad joke xP
Trust me, I wouldn't even want to watch what you guys would do in that room. Ugh... Ew...
I've never seen anyone this happy to see them getting burned...
I like you even more now...
Yep! I like you!
Please don't judge the greatness that is Fluffy McFlooffums.
Seeing those little shits dying is a pleasure for me. I can't wait to eat them when Rhys' dragon is done burning them. >:D
Of course you do, bruh ~-^
FLUFFY DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE TO SAVE RHYS
Do you care more about minions than about your nephew? Is that how it is?!
Adam Sandler is good, but if you can't find him, you should consider feeding Fluffy McFlooffums some of the medium-rare grilled minions. Not the burnt ones though. :P
And maybe the dragon wants to burn more people/ayyliens/entities/thangs, not just eat?
Great job Wolf, as always! Love it!
i care about my nephew ofc
but we really don't need to kill all those little innocent banana people ;_;
We're both awesomely awesome, then
My, you have a good taste in Steam friends
If your username is the same as here, do you mind if I add you?
when they're a threat to his well being this is a must
Oh, he's in nerd jail, remember?
thank you
well then... if it's 100% necessary...
do it
No... you're right...
...we should kill them in the most painful way possible instead! c:<
Innocent... innocent?! They poisoned Rhys! That's even worse than Adam Sandler!
Sorry, John but the mi--- the min--- I was ready to puke right now. Those things are doomed. And I'll be happy if every one of them slowly be burnt and will be more satisfied hearing them screaming.
it's done already
thank you lord shia for the motivation
heck yah
thank you ^////^
i already beat you to it ;P
FLAY THEM ALL ALIVE! >:D
Of course you did, Rhys. Of course you did.
i'm sure it was an accident.... ;_;
y u do dis 2 me ;_;
okay okay
it wasn't
They deserve to die!
Valar Minionghulis! (Idk why but I really wanted to say something related to Valar Morghulis. Also, Valar Minionghulis means "All minions must die
!" xD)
Then they deserve what's coming to them!
that heart actually creeps me out when i see the context of your sentence ;_;
I'm very flattered to hear that! :')
Wait, which one's Rose then???
Lol xP
John, looks like you have to say goodbye to the Minions--- vomits
Can't wait to see them all killed
Way too spooky call with @Eryka.
I will be scarred for life haha. ;>
;_;
You will only see that side of me, when you get on the bad side of me...
Just like the minions o-or Adam Sandler!
Making up for no gifs in Steam
that's a trick question :c
I believe it was someone with Clementine on her avatar, but she changed it to pokemon at some point, unfortunately I can't remember her nickname here. ;-;
Wait, you will talk with Eryka on Skype? Can I join you guys, later? ^-^
mind if you give me a small summary?