Shepard: [Smirks] Is it time to test out the fire alarms? You know, I think it is.
Ashley: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that,… more sir.
Shepard: Two million and we have a deal.
Ashley: You're a damn space pirate.
Shepard: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm...
Ashley: I hate you.
Shepard: "I hate you...?"
Ashley: Sir.
Why do you love me part 2
I'm serious Fiona! I need to know! Why do yo love me?
Fine. I love you because I love you. I love you.… more Because I, a heart and you. Happy?
Aww that's the sweetest think ever! But could you be a little more precise than that?
Sure. I love how I often fail to understand you. You puzzle my mind. You are so damn weird.
Okay, but I kinda hoped you to say something nice about me...
Shut up I'm still talking!
I love the way I catch you watching me as though you are in awe at what you see.
I love how we are a team. Not the most ideal team but a team nonetheless.
I love how you always make me tea before I go to work each day.
And I love how much you care about our children.
I love how cute your laugh is..
I love how loyal you are to your friends. (Hah, he trusted me! F*** you Handsome Jack!)
You accept me. My light and my shadow. Even thou… [view original content]
Why do you love me part 2
I'm serious Fiona! I need to know! Why do yo love me?
Fine. I love you because I love you. I love you.… more Because I, a heart and you. Happy?
Aww that's the sweetest think ever! But could you be a little more precise than that?
Sure. I love how I often fail to understand you. You puzzle my mind. You are so damn weird.
Okay, but I kinda hoped you to say something nice about me...
Shut up I'm still talking!
I love the way I catch you watching me as though you are in awe at what you see.
I love how we are a team. Not the most ideal team but a team nonetheless.
I love how you always make me tea before I go to work each day.
And I love how much you care about our children.
I love how cute your laugh is..
I love how loyal you are to your friends. (Hah, he trusted me! F*** you Handsome Jack!)
You accept me. My light and my shadow. Even thou… [view original content]
Why do you love me part 2
I'm serious Fiona! I need to know! Why do yo love me?
Fine. I love you because I love you. I love you.… more Because I, a heart and you. Happy?
Aww that's the sweetest think ever! But could you be a little more precise than that?
Sure. I love how I often fail to understand you. You puzzle my mind. You are so damn weird.
Okay, but I kinda hoped you to say something nice about me...
Shut up I'm still talking!
I love the way I catch you watching me as though you are in awe at what you see.
I love how we are a team. Not the most ideal team but a team nonetheless.
I love how you always make me tea before I go to work each day.
And I love how much you care about our children.
I love how cute your laugh is..
I love how loyal you are to your friends. (Hah, he trusted me! F*** you Handsome Jack!)
You accept me. My light and my shadow. Even thou… [view original content]
Why do you love me part 2
I'm serious Fiona! I need to know! Why do yo love me?
Fine. I love you because I love you. I love you.… more Because I, a heart and you. Happy?
Aww that's the sweetest think ever! But could you be a little more precise than that?
Sure. I love how I often fail to understand you. You puzzle my mind. You are so damn weird.
Okay, but I kinda hoped you to say something nice about me...
Shut up I'm still talking!
I love the way I catch you watching me as though you are in awe at what you see.
I love how we are a team. Not the most ideal team but a team nonetheless.
I love how you always make me tea before I go to work each day.
And I love how much you care about our children.
I love how cute your laugh is..
I love how loyal you are to your friends. (Hah, he trusted me! F*** you Handsome Jack!)
You accept me. My light and my shadow. Even thou… [view original content]
Comments
That '...space pirate' and Ash's voice at that moment always get me x]
You saw right through me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
R00D!
Why do you love me part 2
I'm serious Fiona! I need to know! Why do yo love me?
Fine. I love you because I love you. I love you. Because I, a heart and you. Happy?
Aww that's the sweetest think ever! But could you be a little more precise than that?
Sure. I love how I often fail to understand you. You puzzle my mind. You are so damn weird.
Okay, but I kinda hoped you to say something nice about me...
Shut up I'm still talking!
I love the way I catch you watching me as though you are in awe at what you see.
I love how we are a team. Not the most ideal team but a team nonetheless.
I love how you always make me tea before I go to work each day.
And I love how much you care about our children.
I love how cute your laugh is..
I love how loyal you are to your friends. (Hah, he trusted me! F*** you Handsome Jack!)
You accept me. My light and my shadow. Even though we are different, you never try to change me. I am me when I am with you.
Is this enough?
hnggnhnnnhnhn....
And I guess your jokes are not that bad...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not as good as the first one but at least I tried..
Literally?
This song is so amazing goddamnit
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Both of them are amazing! ^-^
I need a part 3 x3
Whaaat? How is this not as good? That's the sweetest thing ever! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧
I love it, so funny Especially that adorkable crying face c:
damn that avatar edit was a lot bigger than I expected
Oooohh love that song, awesome!
Awww, pretty cute. ;>> Rhys seemed like he had an orgasm and died in the end lmao. Too lewd.
I hope it didn't turn out to be disappointing :c
THIS IS SOO GOOD! WHERE IS THE FIRST ONE! I WANT TO SEE THE FIRST ONE!!
Lovely new avatar, buntingsir.
definetely not
Nice avatar, Sir.
just as beautiful as mine.
I'm glad
Thanks, Dave! C: In honor of Halloween we gotta be spooky cx
"Beautiful" (joke)
Thank you, kind sir
Yeah, you're not so bad yourself c;
Nice avatar, buntingsir c;
It's 2spooky4me ~-^
Thank you, Wolfenus c:
Your pumpkin head is 3spooky5me
You're just jealous Handsome Eryka
Thank you thank you x)
I'm not sure what would happen in part 3 tho but I'll consider it!
Lmao wtf? xD
I dunno I just liked the first one more :>
Thanks a lot! Yeah I always find a way to make him cry :'D
I'm not jealous about crap. (joke)
No this is just a innocent little love story,nothing lewd there lol :P
I..I have no idea where it is But I can try to find it...
And Thank you
Edit: @DaveTheArakin page 1156 x)
too late lmao
Meow. c;
You forgot the "Meow" part x3
That's a Gortys' shtick exclusively, pal c^:
Yeah, only in my head.
(You don't have to say it's a joke :P)
Who's the person who wants to cuddle me!? http://strawpoll.me/5538419/r. EDIT : I just realized I wrote how instead of who
Wait, when was that made?
I hope it's not you
10 days ago
"People call me the bar stool."
"Why?"
"Because of my third leg."
"!!!"