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Ducks Invincible Killing Squard

Duck ZombieDuck Zombie
edited June 2012 in The Walking Dead
All hail King Duck! We are D.I.K.S. and we will protect Duck, few at first, and slowly we will grow. We shall thrust our views into anyone who will listen, and those that won't will feel the tip of our spear. Oh good help you if you make Duck angry for we shall become red swollen monumental shaking with his rage. Some will come seeking his wisdom after being led by false prophets, and in the end The World shall know only Ducks D.I.K.S

Anyone see the new game with Ellen Paige? Looks hot, I hope she likes Duck grrr.

Comments

  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Now This is Funny Good job although you might want to consider editing the first post to be a longer
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Lol fancy a partner ship ? joint rule with our queen ?
  • Duck ZombieDuck Zombie
    edited June 2012
    I'm open to that idea seems like Duck likes conversing with your Queen, and has even remembered more things to tell inform her of
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Duck Zombie wrote: »
    I'm open to that idea seems like Duck likes conversing with your Queen, and has even remembered more things to tell inform her of

    The queen agree;s on the acceptance that no mention of certain comic books with big monsters fighting in them occurs every two hours...

    deal ? may we ask that keep the walkers from getting to close as well :D
  • DildorDildor
    edited June 2012
    Duck Zombie wrote: »
    All hail King Duck! We are D.I.K.S. and we will protect Duck, few at first, and slowly we will grow. We shall thrust our views into anyone who will listen, and those that won't will feel the tip of our spear. Oh good help you if you make Duck angry for we shall become red swollen monumental shaking with his rage. Some will come seeking his wisdom after being led by false prophets, and in the end The World shall know only Ducks D.I.K.S

    Anyone see the new game with Ellen Paige? Looks hot, I hope she likes Duck grrr.


    So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Dildor wrote: »
    So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."

    says the guy called dildor LOL

    seriously if you going to troll be more freaking original....

    LMFAO...
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Alright Everyone Pack it Up Dildor Ruined the Joke! Nobodys getting cake
  • RoodyRoody
    edited June 2012
    This thread made me choke on my cuppa with laughter :(.
  • Duck ZombieDuck Zombie
    edited June 2012
    Dildor wrote: »
    So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."

    Just can't keep D.I.K.S out of your mouth can you?:eek: It's alright Duck is forgiving. He also said he would try to follow the rules set forth by The Queen, and told me to spread his proclamation : A man was driving in alaska on a cold snowy day and his truck broke down. So he calls Auto repair, and waits what seems like forever for the repair truck to arrive. Finally it arrived, the repairman walked over grumpy, popped the hood, took one look and knocked on the drivers window, and says "Think you blew a seal". The driver says "No that's just frost on my mustache".
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    DZ

    you know when You make the innuendo obvious it's not as funny ?

    i believe the mods may take objection to male phalic obsession...and these forums are mean't to be family friendly ;)
  • DildorDildor
    edited June 2012
    Milosuperspesh wrote: »
    DZ

    you know when You make the innuendo obvious it's not as funny ?

    i believe the mods may take objection to male phalic obsession...and these forums are mean't to be family friendly ;)
    Agreed.
    Nothing screams family-friendly like bestiality blowjob jokes!
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Dildor wrote: »
    Agreed.
    Nothing screams family-friendly like bestiality blowjob jokes!

    oh gawd it's got worse !
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited June 2012
    *sigh*

    And here I thought the roleplaying was kept in ONE thread. I might have to move all that stuff into the "Forum Games" section eventually... until then, continue under supervision. ;)

    Nothing against the phallic obsession though. Some years ago, we even had an entire dozen page thread just about... well, the opposite. Still, there are limits.
  • miojoxmiojox
    edited June 2012
    End of TWD game: Duck grows up and ends up writing/directing/producing Avatar.

    EDIT: real story!
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Are we calling Duck, Ron Howard... I dont even care if Ron Howard was involved with Avatar thats just what im going with
  • CoolWhipCoolWhip

    Squard

  • OzzyUKOzzyUK Moderator

    Please don't necrobump old threads.

    CoolWhip posted: »

    Squard

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