The battle for the money
In Jack's office, Rhys shot his money. He had been busy with the money for hours and now wanted nothing more tha… moren an adorable cuddle or a horrible massage from his lover Fiona. He said this last thought out loud, an all of a sudden his beautiful Fiona appeared at the door, grinning quietly.
"Put down the money," Fiona said loudly. "Unless you want me to shoot that money on your butt."
Rhys put down the money. He was drunk. He had never seen Fiona so horny before and it made him stupid.
Fiona picked up the money, then withdrew a sock from her boob. "Don't be so drunk," Fiona said loudly. "Gortys bit my leg this morning, and everything became smelly. Now with this money and this sock I can finally rule the world!"
Rhys clutched his sexy leg gracefully. This was his lover, his beautiful Fiona, now staring at him with a big boob.
"Fight it!" Rhys shouted. "Gortys just wants the money for her own beautifu… [view original content]
I just told my friend that you found her fanfic quite entertaining. :P
She replied "What?? they actually liked it?? What the hell is wrong with them?"
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Dammit John
but u were the one trying to kill everyone
Lmao nice avatar ;^)
Cause of you Athena is unavailable now
Still love ya tho
Shellphone
not mah fault u so slow
luv u 2, brah
Blame my sleeping schedules (4am here)
Lolwut?
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Ayy, are you up for BL2 soon? ;^)
:v
Oh yea ;v
all day or....? Lol I like having no life weekends so then when I get back school I'll do all the socializing, work.etc lmao.
Sasha, maybe?
I don't know. For at least 1-3 hours, I can't keep playing BL2 for a long time so I have to take a break after 3 hours of playing. lol
Nvm I'll be Sasha I guess ;-;
Bruh potato PC
wooow acid trip?
The problem is not my PC. The problem is me. I just can't play BL2 for more than 3 hours without taking a break ;-;
lmao she doesn't understand our insanity over here xp
Oh you need to pay the electric bill, I see.
tfw you're Sasha now
What, no!
Ugh... to be more accurate, my eyes are the 'problem' lol.
You wear glasses bruh?
Not really lol
Contacts?
Nope.
LMAO
Anyways, when are we going to play BL2? ='3
In a few minutes
Okay, I'll be waiting ;^)
;v
Oddly arousing
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